What's Morde's favorite color?
Grey hues, the color of the screen his opponents will see 24/7 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VXfbeN4YZKY/Vc-ddntU_II/AAAAAAAAv4k/ul4w6HJA1Ns/s1600/ko.jpg
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RaptorKarr8 votesEveryone knows Morde favorite color is Rust, after all he is just like his armor, outdated and useless :D
EvilUnicornLord1 votesYou're saying this as a Riven main. And Riven carries THAT sword.
At least Mordekaiser's been running strong for over a good thousand years.
Meanwhile, Riven nearly died and got exiled in her first war.
RaptorKarr1 votesOnly cause he fears death :D
Morde. Is. A. Coward. :D
EvilUnicornLord2 votesAnd Riven didn't even get officially exiled by Noxus. She just got scared of Singed gas and ran away.
RaptorKarr1 votesWell I mean, why would you stand in something that kills you?
There's a difference between cowardice and being stupid.
Morde is both of those however.
EvilUnicornLord1 votesProof?
Oh, Riven, lorewise, ran away from her ally's Singed gas because it was killing her enemies. So naturally she'd be a smart coward and not do what she always does: chase Singed.
RaptorKarr1 votesWater on a ducks feather :3
EvilUnicornLord1 votesWater's not gonna save you from my burns.
RaptorKarr1 votesOh please, those burns are about as hot as an Ice cube.
EvilUnicornLord2 votesNice try having me buy that one. But Riven's no tank.
RaptorKarr1 votesuhm
?????????
EvilUnicornLord2 votesSorry I have to dumb it down for you, but let me explain.
Nothing short of a fed tank would be able to withstand my burns. Riven is not a tank, and when you play her, she's not fed.
RaptorKarr1 votes????
Glory ln Death6 votes
"COOOOOWAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!"
EvilUnicornLord1 votesHUE. HUE. HUE.
69944531DEL11 votesFUCKIN HELL
Insanity Song4 votes
Busty Demoness3 votesHues
There's double entendre here and I am forced to upvote
The Aqualious1 votesAre you asking us to kill Mordekaiser more? So he gets to see his favourite colour even more?
AgeOfTheMage1 votesproceeds to 1v3 as morde using w to save myself at last second huehuehue
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