Riot plans patches months in advance!

I hacked into Riot's servers and found several patches they had planned in advance! I only had so much time so I picked the one I thought would matter the most. Unfortunately Riot detected me so I had to grab a few screen shots and copy paste the the text. I'll try to sort it out for you.

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CHAMPIONS

To have a friend. . .

"We felt it was time Amumu finally got himself a friend, so we gave him a unique interaction with Darius!"

"IT'S CLEAVING TIME!" Now if Darius fails to kill Amumu with his ult, Amumu will split in two, so he will always have a friend. We realise this will make things a little confusing at first, but we hope Amumu players will enjoy this a lot!

That's not supposed to happen!

"The bug that caused Kindred's ult to kill everyone in its area of effect has been fixed. It should now save people instead of killing them. . .hopefully. . ."

"STALLING DEATH" Kindred's ult once again staves off death, rather than inviting it.

Rewinding too far

"There was a bug that caused Ekko's exp and gold to reset to the point in time his ult came off cooldown. This enabled him to purchase Luden's Echo than ult to get a full refund while keeping the item. We've managed to fix this, but hopefully Ekko doesn't try to do it again!"

"LIMITS TO TIME TRAVEL" Ekko no longer resets his exp and gold upon ulting.

Not Om Nomming Enough

"Is Cho'gath getting big enough? Does he eat as much as he should before getting full? Should he chew his food? These are the questions we asked ourselves when having a look at Cho'gath. The answer of course was to let him eat more!"

"NOMNOMNOM!!!" Cho'gath can now build up to eight stacks on his ult instead of only six. Size still increases with additional stacks.

Hail The Queen

"We've added a defensive bonus to Rek'sai's kit. Now her tunnels are protected by her young, which will fight to the death in defense of their nest!"

"FOR MOMMY!" Rek'sai's tunnels are now guarded by two of her young. These mini-Rek'sai have the same stats as the voidlings from Zz'Rot Portal.

Dragon's Might

"We've been tinkering with Shyvana for a while now, and finally made a couple of changes to her kit that were a long time coming."

Q - Twin Bite

STRIKING HARD : Added a mini stun, allowing Shyvana to stun affected units for 0.2 seconds upon strike.

W - Burnout

More Than Leg Work : Burnout now also increases attack speed by up to 50% at level five of the ability. Attack speed falls off at the same time and rate as movement speed.

E - Flame Breath

EXPLOSIVE FIRE : Shyvana's flame breath will now explode at the end of its path, dealing splash damage in a 200 radius area.

R - Dragon's Descent

IMPACT : Active: Shyvana transforms into a dragon and takes flight to a target location. Enemies along her path take 175/300/425 (+70% Ability Power +80% Attack Damage) magic damage and are knocked toward her target location. Shyvana becomes immune to all forms of CC while in flight.

Evolution Solution

"We've fixed the bug preventing Kha'zix from applying a second evolution to his abilities. He should be able to once again Evolve any one ability up to two times at the cost of not being able to evolve a third ability."

EVOLVE IT! : Kha'zix is again able to evolve any one ability twice, at the cost of another.

(Sorry all, somehow I've lost the text for this one.)

ITEMS

Guardian Light

"With the drop in use of Guardian Angel, we've decided it needed a little boost to help keep it a viable item for many champions."

BY THE GRACE OF LIGHT : Guardian angel now makes you invulnerable for 1.0 seconds after revival.

(Sorry again! This was all I managed to get. I somehow lost the rest of the patch notes!)