89 Comments

ChaosThief8/9/2016, 10:50:27 PM17 votes

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"Black Slaves".

Can... can I just... choose something else? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ANYTHING ELSE.

Heretic Lunari8/9/2016, 10:10:46 PM6 votes

freaking MoonMoon!

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Dark Henchman

Legacy Hydralpha8/9/2016, 11:48:21 PM6 votes

Bleeding Henchmen.

Now that just sounds like a bad employment.

Seraphize8/10/2016, 3:58:04 AM5 votes

Holy Gods.

I got literally only 2 non-metal things on the list...

Kingnewgameplus8/10/2016, 5:31:26 AM4 votes

Rancid Furry. Fuck.

Votable Jester8/10/2016, 10:08:35 AM4 votes

Iron Thorn

Listening to good old HP right now though, so tried it out with Hermione Granger.

Satan's Angels

That's totally Hermione

gerawr8/10/2016, 2:35:50 AM2 votes

illegal zombies... i actually got forbidden fury, but goddam poor guy gets illegal zombies... Bastard slaves XD inner goblin XD black slaves is actually possible dats not cool man

GinkoG8/10/2016, 12:07:05 AM2 votes

Iron Death, ...I don't play Mord though....

Wukong X Ahri8/10/2016, 12:03:28 AM2 votes

Hell's Sin

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I DONT FUCKING MAIN TEEMO WTF

MavenSong8/9/2016, 10:10:48 PM2 votes

"Black Kill"

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That ...

...ok then... im not the only one that thinks that sounds racist right?...

KekOfTheFinest8/9/2016, 11:22:50 PM2 votes

INSANE TENDENCIES..,

HMMMM....

I'LL WORK FOR RIOT AND GIVE VAYNE +3 AD!

Bârd8/10/2016, 10:00:30 AM2 votes

Bleeding Death Darius "End your suffering? No. How about another stack?"

Quindec8/10/2016, 11:46:41 AM2 votes

Bloody Temple.....cough Diana

Rìveń8/10/2016, 10:17:16 AM2 votes

Satan's Thorn.

Interesting...

Randomonium8/10/2016, 12:13:48 PM2 votes

Bastard Death. I think it would sound better reversed (Death Bastard.)

The Whamboozler8/10/2016, 10:54:57 AM2 votes

Black Thorn. I'm pretty sure that IS the name of a metal band... And several villains from kid's cartoons... and an old video game from the 90's... and a Dark Knight I played in D&D a few times.

Like, seriously... most cliche name ever. WHY COULDN'T I BE RABID GOBLIN?!

Reaper Soraka8/10/2016, 12:54:03 AM2 votes

Temple Slaves

Vistha Kai8/10/2016, 3:49:41 PM1 votes

"Guilty Kill".

Could've been worse... I think.

Reverse one though. "Hell's Temple".

DEKInw8/10/2016, 3:51:05 PM1 votes

satans rage

lul

chaotic3608/10/2016, 3:57:51 PM1 votes

Forsaken Warriors...Tryndamere ?

MagosAmphrose8/10/2016, 4:06:09 PM1 votes

"Iron Magic."

Guess I'm secretly a Morde main.

LeBoosted8/9/2016, 10:55:00 PM1 votes

"Witch's Gods"

but...witch gods would those be? hehehehehe Im getting reported arent I?

gileskd8/10/2016, 6:50:25 AM1 votes

hell's angels ... ... ALRIGHT!!!

Naughty Nun8/10/2016, 7:05:24 AM1 votes

Bloody Secrets Vladimir

Plastic Mem0ries8/10/2016, 10:22:24 AM1 votes

Witch's Gods lmao

RagingRocket8/10/2016, 10:59:07 AM1 votes

Holy Kill...BEST NAME ON METAL MUSIC EVER XD

Serika Zero8/10/2016, 12:33:11 PM1 votes

What if i have 2 first names?

Mhihnj8/10/2016, 12:56:43 PM1 votes

Dark kill... hmmmm....

Over Innsmouth8/10/2016, 1:24:54 PM1 votes
Im The Jayce God8/10/2016, 1:27:59 PM1 votes

Rancid Soldiers. Ill take that Draven

AzureKyte3438/10/2016, 1:30:18 PM1 votes

Dark Thorn. That's somewhat interesting I suppose.

CEO of Canada8/10/2016, 1:37:00 PM1 votes

Witch's Temple. If only I were 5 heavy metal occultist females :/

A Bad Mystic8/10/2016, 1:50:24 PM1 votes

Forsaken Tendencies

The Lexer8/10/2016, 1:58:48 PM1 votes

If you used Malicious Metal you would've been Dark Tendencies.

The Lexer8/10/2016, 2:02:56 PM1 votes

Peeta Mellark is Evil Tendencies.

Amasa Delano8/10/2016, 2:34:06 PM1 votes

Rancid Vengeance

apparently