Give Alistar additional in-game dialogue

More of the in-game dialogue series! Post up your ideas!

Only rule: Stay in character except for jokes. Jokes should make sense.

Examples!

Taunting "Keiran Darkwill was mine to kill, Darius! You'll pay for stealing my revenge!"

Taunting "Stand down, Starchild."

Taunting "The only one who will break here, jailer, is YOU!"

Joke near "Got milk, Twitch?"