The story of the monstrous creature known as...
It was a bright, snowy day on Summoner's Rift... I was playing an unspecified tank because he wanted to remain anonymous... it was a team fight. Our Jhin was sniping the enemy Caitlyn and laughing maniacally with joy. But then, out of the jungle, came a creature... it was a cat-frog talking about indigestion. It looked harmless at first, but then I saw it did not have nearly as many health bars as it should have. Then, it reached Jhin, and the following scene unfolded.
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/130/291/ba3.gif
To my horror, he was attack speed Tahm Kench. I tried to stop him, but the enemy Blitzcrank pulled me away to give me a hug. I cried out, but it was too late...
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/020/622/Rero.gif
As Jhin cried his last, I watched him fall prey to the monstrous creature, and I stood frozen in horror, my thornmail killing the enemy ADC and Blitzcrank while I watched my ADC be consumed.
The lesson here: Don't do drugs, kids. Cat-frogs are not real.
...right?
######Riot, don't take this down again. Apparently you read my joke "Warning:Graphic" tag and took it down without looking at the post. Please let me have my fun and share it with the Boards.
