What do you call the most metal champion in League when he's short on cash?
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Poor-dekaiser
What about after a long time of being on his feet?
Sore-dekaiser
What about when he has nothing to do?
Bored-ekaiser
What do you call his backstory?
Lore-dekaiser
What do you call is battle cry?
Roar-dekaiser
What about when he's covered in blood and guts?
Gore-dekaiser
What about molten marshmallows?
Smore-dekaiser
What about when he's on the beach?
Shore-dekaiser
What if he's granted nobility?
Lord-ekaiser
What if he is the portal to another room?
Door-dekaiser
What do you get in a Morde One-For-All?
More-dekaiser
What's Jhin's favorite variety of Morde?
Four-dekaiser
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EDIT:
When he's sleeping?
Snore-dekaiser.
When he's on an expedition?
Explore-dekaiser.
When you extract him from the ground?
Ore-dekaiser.
When he's a plank of wood?
Board-ekaiser.
When switches from maces to blades?
Sword-ekaiser.
When he's a squash?
Gourd-ekaiser.
When he's an amassed collection?
Horde-ekaiser.
When he gets an Arcade skin?
Score-dekaiser.
When he's in the Power Rangers universe?
Zord-ekaiser.
What do you call an interior decorator Mordekaiser?
Floor-dekaiser.
A maid Mordekaiser? (Malicious' fantasy)
Chore-dekaiser.
What do you call a guide Mordekaiser?
Tour-dekaiser.
Meat eater Mordekaiser?
Carnivore-dekaiser.
A mythical Mordekaiser?
Folklore-dekaiser.
What about when he's shopping?
Store-dekaiser
Questioning you?
Implore-dekaiser
Growing plants?
Spore-dekaiser
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When he's the center of a planet?
Core-dekaiser
When he's an interior designer?
Decor-dekaiser
Riding a giant eagle?
Soar-dekaiser
Transformed into a giant pig?
Boar-dekaiser
Living in Finland?
Fjord-ekaiser
Skilled in the art of fencing?
Fiora-dekaiser
I adore-dekaiser these puns
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