What do you call the most metal champion in League when he's short on cash?

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Poor-dekaiser

What about after a long time of being on his feet?

Sore-dekaiser

What about when he has nothing to do?

Bored-ekaiser

What do you call his backstory?

Lore-dekaiser

What do you call is battle cry?

Roar-dekaiser

What about when he's covered in blood and guts?

Gore-dekaiser

What about molten marshmallows?

Smore-dekaiser

What about when he's on the beach?

Shore-dekaiser

What if he's granted nobility?

Lord-ekaiser

What if he is the portal to another room?

Door-dekaiser

What do you get in a Morde One-For-All?

More-dekaiser

What's Jhin's favorite variety of Morde?

Four-dekaiser

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When he's sleeping?

Snore-dekaiser.

When he's on an expedition?

Explore-dekaiser.

When you extract him from the ground?

Ore-dekaiser.

When he's a plank of wood?

Board-ekaiser.

When switches from maces to blades?

Sword-ekaiser.

When he's a squash?

Gourd-ekaiser.

When he's an amassed collection?

Horde-ekaiser.

When he gets an Arcade skin?

Score-dekaiser.

When he's in the Power Rangers universe?

Zord-ekaiser.

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What do you call an interior decorator Mordekaiser?

Floor-dekaiser.

A maid Mordekaiser? (Malicious' fantasy)

Chore-dekaiser.

What do you call a guide Mordekaiser?

Tour-dekaiser.

Meat eater Mordekaiser?

Carnivore-dekaiser.

A mythical Mordekaiser?

Folklore-dekaiser.

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What about when he's shopping?

Store-dekaiser

Questioning you?

Implore-dekaiser

Growing plants?

Spore-dekaiser

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When he's the center of a planet?

Core-dekaiser

When he's an interior designer?

Decor-dekaiser

Riding a giant eagle?

Soar-dekaiser

Transformed into a giant pig?

Boar-dekaiser

Living in Finland?

Fjord-ekaiser

Skilled in the art of fencing?

Fiora-dekaiser

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I adore-dekaiser these puns

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