Which male void creature is most likely to date Rek'Sai?

JPlayah··6 votes·3,380 views

Rek'Sai is the first female void creature we've seen as a champion. We might have no idea how void relationships work, but there's a good chance that with Vel'koz, Cho'Gath, Kog'Maw, and Kha'Zix out there, at least one of them might be interested in her. Which void champ (if any) do you think would be most likely to capture her heart? Purely for funsies. Vote and/or comment below. Have fun with this ridiculous discussion.

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7ha7guy77717 votes

Plot Twist: Baron Nashor wins

General Keith5 votes

Barry is a true ladies man, he's got all the BUFFS. (Get it?)

A Bad Ahri8 votes

Cho'Gath. She's clearly into the gentleman type.

None of them, 'cause she's way out of their League

Toa of Death5 votes

Cho'Gath bro. He may not look like it but he's a real ladies man when it comes to female Voidborn. Plus he's got that true swag with his Gentleman skin.

Athenes Lulu4 votes

Malzahar.

Makes a fun twist.

7ha7guy77710 votes

now i know where the voidlings come from

AdgharKH6 votes

gives a whole new meaning to "space aids"

Klax002saur4 votes

Honestly none. They have no time for women.

Cho'Gath is too busy terrorizing people

Kha'zix is too busy trying to eat people

Kog'Maw is too busy trying to eat everything

Vel'Koz is too busy trying to analyze humans

awrsmth1 votes

Vel'Koz has learned from these humans to leave the female species alone for about a week every month... to bad he chose the wrong week for Rek'Sai... she killed him

Chaotic Reks3 votes

correction: Khazix is too busy hunting Rengar

Klax002saur1 votes

Renagar is his most desired kill, that doesn't stop him from killing other things now does it?

General Keith1 votes

In all honesty, you're right. We were taking this from a fun, impossible perspective. If we really took a second to think about it, we would ALL understand that your point is right. But we just wanted to relax and play around with stories. ;)

Centuros4 votes

She's the void equivalent of a wild bear. So, probably none of the champions in the league (Maybe another Xer'Sai, though).

the Marth4 votes

I vote Malzahar's Voidling (whom I have named Steve)

Junkο2 votes

All the voidlings are named Steve, because Malzahar can only control voidlings named Steve

General Keith3 votes

None of these, she's all mine <3

EDIT: not in a weird way

MrBuffington6 votes

absolutely in a weird way. Own it :P

LupusNox3 votes

Where is walrus option?

Jungle Lux God3 votes

Looking at the lore, there actually is a good way to look at the champs to see who Rek'Sai would date.

Vel'koz is out of the picture because he is too intelligent to bother with her, especially if you consider how he felt about the other void creatures that he was with in his lore, while Kog'Maw seems to be too young to really date Rek'Sai. That leaves Cho'Gath and Kha'Zix.

Cho'Gath seems to be a better fit than Kha'Zix for a number of reasons:

  1. Kha'Zix is adapted much more for the jungle, while Rek'Sai is well adapted for the desert, and any sort of relationship would force the other to leave the other habitat to date the other. Cho'Gath seems to be well adapted for a more mountainous region, and Cho'Gath would therefore be more fitting for dating Rek'Sai because their habitats are more similar than that between Kha'Zix and Rek'Sai.

  2. Cho'Gath seems to have more bestial features than Kha'Zix, which is best featured by Cho'Gath's Feral Scream, making Cho'Gath a better fit for the bestial Rek'Sai.

Therefore, I think Cho'Gath would make the best date for Rek'Sai out of the void creatures.

However, Kha'Zix does like isolated targets...

ThatAutofillSupp2 votes

Kha Ftw! impressing the ladies with evolving

soylent shipment2 votes

Vel'koz is gonna work work that voidling poon. Vel'koz is like the #1 match for Rek'sai, they complement each other; Rek'sai can't say a word in English, Vel'koz is fluent in all human languages because he vaporized a linguist. Rek'sai is kinda dumb and thinks only of digging holes and eating but Vel'koz has a taste for the finer arts and acquiring knowledge. Where Rek'sai is rough Vel'koz is shiny, they are perfect together.

TheKingDodo4 votes

Vel'koz is gonna work work that voidling poon. Vel'koz is like the #1 match for Rek'sai, they complement each other; Rek'sai can't say a word in English, Vel'koz is fluent in all human languages because he vaporized a linguist. Rek'sai is kinda dumb and thinks only of digging holes and eating but Vel'koz has a taste for the finer arts and acquiring knowledge. Where Rek'sai is rough Vel'koz is shiny, they are perfect together.

They have nothing in common. Chogath is probably the only man who can match her in size. But... Teemo - "Size doesn't mean everything" No fuck you teemo, bigger the better. Rek'sai's going for the guy with the biggest guns.

ThatAutofillSupp3 votes

lmfao that made my day "no Fuck you teemo, bigger the better"

LordVeral2 votes

none, rek'sai is like the void's version of a shark (just...can burrow through physical stuff...). While the rest of the void, although they come in different shapes and sizes, they are all intelligent beings (not saying rek'sai isn't) on a human level (some of them moreso, ex. vel'koz) whereas rek'sai is a creature that only vel'koz would enjoy running into..so he can study..though..dunno why he'd wanna study/desintigrate (spelling? lol) one of his own void-kind

Hrud2 votes

Whichever void champ is best at sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation.

Alternatively, the one with the hottest clicks or the biggest fin.

AdgharKH2 votes

Wouldn't this be bestiality? I heard Rek'Sai is not sentient, and amounts to a mindless animal, according to a Riot developer. I also hear most of the Void champions are ancient and terrible beings of alien hatred and intelligence.

If the claim of Rek'Sai being a mindless animal according to Riot is true, Baron Nashor's probably the best bet.

Nudz2 votes

Obviously not Vel'Koz because he's a big fucking science nerd. Duh

EasterGoose2 votes

Cho'Gath. No one feasts on a pussy like him, even if it is on an 80 second cooldown.

Naristracrates1 votes

I think Kha'zix is like infinately better/cooler than those champions. Kha'zix all the way!

awrsmth1 votes

Kha wouldnt put up with her lol he would munch on her because she tried eating his ol' buddy Rengar

MikaYu1 votes

I would say Kha'Zix because jungle buddies!

MrBuffington1 votes

Rek'Sai is going to capture all their hearts....for dinner

Solis Deus1 votes

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Sukishoo1 votes

Chogath is the ONLY one that's manly enough for her.

JustNaes1 votes

Rek'Sai is pretty much the Gears of War Berzerker. Anything that tried to mount it will probably get shrekt

BestHoNPlayer1 votes

Teemo.

Par Xżi1 votes

Vel'Koz, they would make plenty of Voidlings to be sold to Malzahar. He got them tentacles, cough cough I have watched enough hentai to know where this is going.

AmoebaHewdraw1 votes

Love triangle Kha'Zix and Cho'Gath

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