Which male void creature is most likely to date Rek'Sai?

JPlayah·12/5/2014, 1:33:27 AM·6 votes·3,380 views

Rek'Sai is the first female void creature we've seen as a champion. We might have no idea how void relationships work, but there's a good chance that with Vel'koz, Cho'Gath, Kog'Maw, and Kha'Zix out there, at least one of them might be interested in her. Which void champ (if any) do you think would be most likely to capture her heart? Purely for funsies. Vote and/or comment below. Have fun with this ridiculous discussion.

38 Comments

7ha7guy77712/5/2014, 3:53:56 AM17 votes

Plot Twist: Baron Nashor wins

A Bad Ahri12/5/2014, 12:53:34 PM8 votes

Cho'Gath. She's clearly into the gentleman type.

None of them, 'cause she's way out of their League

Toa of Death12/5/2014, 3:42:53 AM5 votes

Cho'Gath bro. He may not look like it but he's a real ladies man when it comes to female Voidborn. Plus he's got that true swag with his Gentleman skin.

Klax002saur12/5/2014, 5:35:14 AM4 votes

Honestly none. They have no time for women.

Cho'Gath is too busy terrorizing people

Kha'zix is too busy trying to eat people

Kog'Maw is too busy trying to eat everything

Vel'Koz is too busy trying to analyze humans

the Marth12/6/2014, 12:15:43 AM4 votes

I vote Malzahar's Voidling (whom I have named Steve)

Athenes Lulu12/5/2014, 5:08:58 AM4 votes

Malzahar.

Makes a fun twist.

Centuros12/5/2014, 5:38:16 AM4 votes

She's the void equivalent of a wild bear. So, probably none of the champions in the league (Maybe another Xer'Sai, though).

Jungle Lux God12/5/2014, 3:16:23 PM3 votes

Looking at the lore, there actually is a good way to look at the champs to see who Rek'Sai would date.

Vel'koz is out of the picture because he is too intelligent to bother with her, especially if you consider how he felt about the other void creatures that he was with in his lore, while Kog'Maw seems to be too young to really date Rek'Sai. That leaves Cho'Gath and Kha'Zix.

Cho'Gath seems to be a better fit than Kha'Zix for a number of reasons:

  1. Kha'Zix is adapted much more for the jungle, while Rek'Sai is well adapted for the desert, and any sort of relationship would force the other to leave the other habitat to date the other. Cho'Gath seems to be well adapted for a more mountainous region, and Cho'Gath would therefore be more fitting for dating Rek'Sai because their habitats are more similar than that between Kha'Zix and Rek'Sai.

  2. Cho'Gath seems to have more bestial features than Kha'Zix, which is best featured by Cho'Gath's Feral Scream, making Cho'Gath a better fit for the bestial Rek'Sai.

Therefore, I think Cho'Gath would make the best date for Rek'Sai out of the void creatures.

However, Kha'Zix does like isolated targets...

General Keith12/5/2014, 3:50:37 AM3 votes

None of these, she's all mine <3

EDIT: not in a weird way

LupusNox12/5/2014, 6:28:32 AM3 votes

Where is walrus option?

LordVeral12/5/2014, 4:45:35 AM2 votes

none, rek'sai is like the void's version of a shark (just...can burrow through physical stuff...). While the rest of the void, although they come in different shapes and sizes, they are all intelligent beings (not saying rek'sai isn't) on a human level (some of them moreso, ex. vel'koz) whereas rek'sai is a creature that only vel'koz would enjoy running into..so he can study..though..dunno why he'd wanna study/desintigrate (spelling? lol) one of his own void-kind

EasterGoose12/13/2014, 2:49:38 AM2 votes

Cho'Gath. No one feasts on a pussy like him, even if it is on an 80 second cooldown.

ThatAutofillSupp12/5/2014, 2:26:29 AM2 votes

Kha Ftw! impressing the ladies with evolving

AdgharKH12/5/2014, 8:16:48 AM2 votes

Wouldn't this be bestiality? I heard Rek'Sai is not sentient, and amounts to a mindless animal, according to a Riot developer. I also hear most of the Void champions are ancient and terrible beings of alien hatred and intelligence.

If the claim of Rek'Sai being a mindless animal according to Riot is true, Baron Nashor's probably the best bet.

soylent shipment12/5/2014, 2:26:44 AM2 votes

Vel'koz is gonna work work that voidling poon. Vel'koz is like the #1 match for Rek'sai, they complement each other; Rek'sai can't say a word in English, Vel'koz is fluent in all human languages because he vaporized a linguist. Rek'sai is kinda dumb and thinks only of digging holes and eating but Vel'koz has a taste for the finer arts and acquiring knowledge. Where Rek'sai is rough Vel'koz is shiny, they are perfect together.

Nudz12/5/2014, 3:04:12 PM2 votes

Obviously not Vel'Koz because he's a big fucking science nerd. Duh

Hrud12/5/2014, 5:18:38 AM2 votes

Whichever void champ is best at sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation.

Alternatively, the one with the hottest clicks or the biggest fin.

AmoebaHewdraw12/14/2014, 4:49:06 PM1 votes

Love triangle Kha'Zix and Cho'Gath

MikaYu12/5/2014, 1:57:47 AM1 votes

I would say Kha'Zix because jungle buddies!

MrBuffington12/5/2014, 4:24:26 PM1 votes

Rek'Sai is going to capture all their hearts....for dinner

Solis Deus12/6/2014, 5:04:26 AM1 votes

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Sukishoo12/6/2014, 5:05:04 AM1 votes

Chogath is the ONLY one that's manly enough for her.

JustNaes12/6/2014, 9:41:56 PM1 votes

Rek'Sai is pretty much the Gears of War Berzerker. Anything that tried to mount it will probably get shrekt

BestHoNPlayer12/7/2014, 2:43:10 AM1 votes

Teemo.

Par Xżi12/14/2014, 10:30:34 AM1 votes

Vel'Koz, they would make plenty of Voidlings to be sold to Malzahar. He got them tentacles, cough cough I have watched enough hentai to know where this is going.

Naristracrates12/5/2014, 1:42:23 AM1 votes

I think Kha'zix is like infinately better/cooler than those champions. Kha'zix all the way!