How to make your teammates hate your guts in these easy steps!
Do you hate winning? http://i.imgur.com/nvKvgJ5.jpg
Do you really dislike the very idea of being a team player? http://imgur.com/idNSH65
Maybe you really just have the desire to completely troll your teammates... just for the kick of it. http://i.imgur.com/HH0x5LS.jpg
Well, these simple steps will insure that you will continue to make your teammates hate you and everything about you!
Step 1:) Whenever you die? Remember that it's never your fault! However it happened, never your fault. EVER. Example: Got 1v1'd level 1? Champion is too op, needs nerf. http://i.imgur.com/Ni7kHtM.jpg
Step 2:) If you're losing lane. Continue to push the wave as hard as you can. Making sure that you continue to get ganked over and over again, then proceed to call out your jungler for not ganking your lane! Because that stupid jungler will gank for you eventually! http://i.imgur.com/5avLNYd.jpg
Step 2.5:) If they aren't responding to your callouts, chances are they put you on mute. If this unfortunate thing ever happens, simply proceed to spam the "Assist Me" ping about 50 times. And they cannot mute your pings! You'll only be able to do so about maybe 5 or 6 times before the game stops you for a few seconds. But don't worry, it'll catch his attention eventually! http://i.imgur.com/pRIUL4A.jpg
Step 3:) Always threaten to AFK to make your point. This is more effective in ranked! http://i.imgur.com/avd3i8j.gifv
Step 3.5:) If they don't comply with your demands....actually AFK, don't leave the game. Just AFK. Also, complain in /allchat how your teammates are the worst in the world! The other team will totally and completely care 100%. I give my word.
Step 4:) You can't carry a game going 0/0/2. All kills you're involved in need to be yours. If you didn't get the kill, you flame the freaking Teemo out of that dirty Kill Stealer. http://i.imgur.com/Jcb86ke.jpg
Step 5:) Are you playing Tahm Kench in ARAM? Well to be sure that someone can't buy an item, use devour on a teammate and spit them outside the shop so they can't buy! This is obviously hilarious. The best part? You can't be reported for it! http://i.imgur.com/RJbzXD0.jpg
Step 6:) When anyone on your team dies first blood? Type /all gg. Your team will absolutely love that. http://i.imgur.com/BD73G8J.jpg
Step 7:) And last but not least.... Pick Teemo in ranked. Doesn't matter where, but the further from top you are, the more your teammates will hate you. Top = Mild annoyance, Mid = "Why Teemo...", Support = "Reported for trolling.", ADC = "Wtf if your problem?!" Jungler = "Welp, afk." http://i.imgur.com/2Vl0V9s.jpg
And there you have it! I am more than confident that with each of these steps combined, you'll be absolutely hated by almost every single person that meets you!
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