If a sword mirrors its owner...

If a sword mirrors its owner—

• Does that make Diana curvy?

• Does that make Garen huge?

• Does that make Leona graceful?

• Does that make Aatrox alive? (wait, wut?)

• Does that make Irelia have 4 personalities?

• Does that make Jax not have a real soul?

• Does that make Kayle top heavy? (please don't incinerate me Kappa)

• Does that make Shen have self esteem issues?

• Does that make Tryndamere definitely not have self esteem issues?

• Does that make Yasuo always be in hiding?

I'd say that for the most part, that seems pretty accurate.

Why doesn't Yasuo get locked locked out of his home?

Because he HASAKI

very original :-)

Will Gnar come back to his family someday?

Yes. Riven is BROKEN like her sword and isn't as strong as she used to be.

she needs BUFFS

She's a feast or famine snowball champ, and they removed her level 2 kill potential. now you can for 1 for 1 at level 6 and say good bye to snowballing ever again. got one of these? Riven is now useless

She ults, sword "fixed" so its k.

...yes? Isn't the whole point of her saying that is that she considers herself broken, in need of repair. Which is why she chose to go to exile, instead of going back to Noxus and causing some sort of insurrection. She also states that what is broken can be reforged, meaning she intends to become a better person some day.

She doesn't carrot all about your petty complaints.

people pls before you comment, see what section this is posted in. this is not a thread to discuss riven nerfs...

Are you implying, nerf Riven, but buff R?

Man, this is absolutely not the 2425th thread made about this "joke".

do staffs mirror their owner as well... because that might be awkward .__.

Well played OP.

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Which is why if I'm playing riven, and met with accusations of OPness (likely because I'm snowballing and getting no respect lol) OR questions of what? How?? there is only one reply......... /all BROKEN WINGS ;D

So...what does it say about ?

Ooooooooh snap!