Your most recently played champ is now your roommate for a month
I recently played Tahm.
seems like the kind of guy who eats everything in the fridge and then proceeds to aggressively mooch off of other people's pantries.
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I never see him, but whenever I walk around the house, I see signs of his existence scattered here and there.
Cocoa everywhere. Windchimes on every tree in the yard. My weed is gone.
Moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, unicorns, and knitting.
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De-motivational Egyptian father figure that keeps telling me I've wasted my potential.
Why did I read this in the middle of an 
spree... I mean... I guess I'll like being burned alive while trying to play tic-tac-toe with her.
So... I've been alone for a while. Occasionally he'll come home, make a quick sandwich, and leave. And he still hasn't given me back my pendulum. He said he needed it for "research."
We talk about the economy, the best ways to make significant gold gains, and the failings of government in our modernized society. He then begins to shoot figurines with his gun and pulling out these silver coins. ._.
He drinks a lot of water and seems a little scary, but he's just misunderstood. He's great with machinery, but he has also mechanized the room, saying that it needs more defenses and something called "counter-building"...
He talks a big game, and he's supposedly good with video games, but he also is a little insane. He talks a lot about power and encouraging power, and he'll even sometimes wear a top hat instead of his wizard-like cap. I swear I see a pink and purple streak leave the room in the morning...
He's fantastic with martial arts and keeps me in shape with a good workout routine that I eventually join in on. He moves around a bit much, though, and I occasionally hear a loud "hee-koo" and screaming outside. I don't investigate. I don't want to know.
He talks waaaay too much about his ex. I know some crazy guy took her, but he has to move on! Heck, he still holds onto that ring. I'm thinking about calling for an intervention. I love the colors of his jackets, though, especially that blue one. He's also teaching me to shoot better and how to get in an extra shot.
She talks a lot about the perfect guy with a big "hammer", but I'm not convinced that she isn't just some wh... lovely young lady. She is pretty cute, though, and she's a very loyal friend who keeps me out of trouble. Especially cats, she's really good at keeping those from pouncing on me; my allergies stay in check when she's around.
He's the best. He really does help me with my engineering skills and keeps my brain healthy and hearty. Sure, he's a little too much into "testing" equipment, but I've found a small spot in between some forests for us to see just how awesome his creations are.
Aw, he's a hungry little guy! But, I swear I feel like I'm baby-sitting him until the middle of the day. After that, he just wanders off on his own, but I still feel like he's going to run into traffic and get hit by a truck or some lady with giant fists. We hit up buffets a lot, and we always eat for cheap. He's a bit messy, though.
She's perfect for talking strategy about League. I even picked up a few tricks about map rotations and objective control from her; apparently, stealing is a very legitimate tactic! She'll sometimes dawn a hooded cloak and roam around looking for Seals and Tomes, talking about stealing souls or something. At least she's somewhat reasonable, despite seeming crazy about light and rainbows.
If I don't call back in ten minutes, Jhin felt artistic.
He constantly eats all my food and demands more, he gets bigger everyday and eventually he won't fit in the room, everytime he stomps his foot, it causes large spikes to fly up out of the ground
: Whenever i try to sleep he wakes me up and tells me rest is for the living, whenever he runs, he moves to fast and crashes into a wall.
: He is always painting something and talking about perfection and death, some nights he goes out and returns with blood in a paint bucket
: Always playing some sort of instrument and never speaks a word to anyone, however she writes what she wants to say to me on a piece of paper, may or may not have slept with her........
im gonna have to make sure all the lights are on all the time
She tends to keep to herself, though she is a fan of hugs :3
She's always rowdy, and I have to buy new furniture every month.
I'll probably be fine, since he has no real use in desintegrating me... there will be no knowledge for him
So let's see... that would be 
. Not too bad, I guess.
Wake up!
Me: 5 minutes...
I saiiiiid wake up!
Me: NO!
Charges ult
Me: Okay, I'm up!
Video games for a month but my exams are coming up...
In his own room till the evening and then everything gets thrown around. Sometimes his party is awesome and other times it sucks.
WE SHALL BRING GREAT SUFFERING
Mordekaiser es numerous uno Now for world domination
He seems like a nice guy to have around.
Keeps trying to stab me in the chest with this spear. Shes also super clingy, but I know she wont lie or trick me anytime soon
The weird, creepy roommate who's always sneaking up behind you without making any sound and has a really weird hobby
u know, just gotta have some dranking party with gragas
Every time someone makes a thread like this, I come in with my main with basically the same thing "Shit gets wrecked fast".
At least she would make me cookies!
Well shit I have jhin...hope he doesn't leave his damn "art" all over the house and now I have to sleep with one eye open to make sure he doesn't make me beautiful in my sleep
Well, I don't understand a thing he says and getting hit on the head by his boomerang for his amusement is annoying as all hell, especially when he's hyper and jumping all around. On the plus side, when we hang out he acts as a gibberish-speaking cute wingman when girls are around, and if guys want to mess with us... they will have to make sure not to piss him off.
... Well, he's a support, so i'm fine. Right?
I shouldn't worry, he'll be out killing people for awhile... right? RIGHT?!
Jax time to start a fighting tourney. and make money off of jaxes streak