Your most recently played champ is now your roommate for a month

Maple Crusader·Mar 8, 2016·17 votes·2,636 views

I recently played Tahm.

seems like the kind of guy who eats everything in the fridge and then proceeds to aggressively mooch off of other people's pantries.

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BârdMar 8, 201613 votes

Bard I never see him, but whenever I walk around the house, I see signs of his existence scattered here and there.

Cocoa everywhere. Windchimes on every tree in the yard. My weed is gone.

IcyPepperMar 8, 20164 votes

My weed is gone.

Dammit, every time I swear.

La BarbotteMar 8, 20164 votes

his horn is a bong man, no way around it, if taric and ez are gay, bard is our 420 champion

IcyPepperMar 9, 20163 votes

Maokai summoner 14

I thought the community had other ideas.

But... that actually does make sense...

Is his E and passive fueled by his dank stash?

ArdèntMar 9, 20162 votes

100% upvoted

Vistha KaiMar 8, 20164 votes

Diana Moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, unicorns, and knitting.

http://www.megabearsfan.net/image.axd/2015/5/Bloodborne-praise_the_moon_590x400.jpg

RaptorKarrMar 8, 20164 votes

https://38.media.tumblr.com/97b34ec65637763134879a77e6d08da4/tumblr_inline_nb5561bOo71r49p23.gif

Vistha KaiMar 8, 20163 votes

Did I mention she once took a seaside stroll on a moonlit night, and discovered a unicorn...which she proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle?

FuzzyearsMar 8, 20162 votes

She's a woman of simple, yet refined, tastes.

Vistha KaiMar 8, 20163 votes

Indeed.

Excitidly InsaneMar 8, 20164 votes

Nasus De-motivational Egyptian father figure that keeps telling me I've wasted my potential.

SeiferothMar 8, 20163 votes

Why did I read this in the middle of an Annie spree... I mean... I guess I'll like being burned alive while trying to play tic-tac-toe with her.

RaptorKarrMar 8, 20167 votes

Or people think your a pedo :P

MelledoneusMar 8, 20163 votes

Shen

So... I've been alone for a while. Occasionally he'll come home, make a quick sandwich, and leave. And he still hasn't given me back my pendulum. He said he needed it for "research."

RalanrMar 8, 20162 votes

He'd probably organize my mess. For balance.

KaxiMar 8, 20163 votes

Gangplank We talk about the economy, the best ways to make significant gold gains, and the failings of government in our modernized society. He then begins to shoot figurines with his gun and pulling out these silver coins. ._.

Urgot He drinks a lot of water and seems a little scary, but he's just misunderstood. He's great with machinery, but he has also mechanized the room, saying that it needs more defenses and something called "counter-building"...

Veigar He talks a big game, and he's supposedly good with video games, but he also is a little insane. He talks a lot about power and encouraging power, and he'll even sometimes wear a top hat instead of his wizard-like cap. I swear I see a pink and purple streak leave the room in the morning...

LeeSin He's fantastic with martial arts and keeps me in shape with a good workout routine that I eventually join in on. He moves around a bit much, though, and I occasionally hear a loud "hee-koo" and screaming outside. I don't investigate. I don't want to know.

Lucian He talks waaaay too much about his ex. I know some crazy guy took her, but he has to move on! Heck, he still holds onto that ring. I'm thinking about calling for an intervention. I love the colors of his jackets, though, especially that blue one. He's also teaching me to shoot better and how to get in an extra shot.

Poppy She talks a lot about the perfect guy with a big "hammer", but I'm not convinced that she isn't just some wh... lovely young lady. She is pretty cute, though, and she's a very loyal friend who keeps me out of trouble. Especially cats, she's really good at keeping those from pouncing on me; my allergies stay in check when she's around.

Rumble He's the best. He really does help me with my engineering skills and keeps my brain healthy and hearty. Sure, he's a little too much into "testing" equipment, but I've found a small spot in between some forests for us to see just how awesome his creations are.

KogMaw Aw, he's a hungry little guy! But, I swear I feel like I'm baby-sitting him until the middle of the day. After that, he just wanders off on his own, but I still feel like he's going to run into traffic and get hit by a truck or some lady with giant fists. We hit up buffets a lot, and we always eat for cheap. He's a bit messy, though.

Lux She's perfect for talking strategy about League. I even picked up a few tricks about map rotations and objective control from her; apparently, stealing is a very legitimate tactic! She'll sometimes dawn a hooded cloak and roam around looking for Seals and Tomes, talking about stealing souls or something. At least she's somewhat reasonable, despite seeming crazy about light and rainbows.

No More CagesMar 8, 20163 votes

Jhin If I don't call back in ten minutes, Jhin felt artistic.

Reaper5599Mar 8, 20163 votes

Chogath He constantly eats all my food and demands more, he gets bigger everyday and eventually he won't fit in the room, everytime he stomps his foot, it causes large spikes to fly up out of the ground

Sion : Whenever i try to sleep he wakes me up and tells me rest is for the living, whenever he runs, he moves to fast and crashes into a wall.

Jhin : He is always painting something and talking about perfection and death, some nights he goes out and returns with blood in a paint bucket

Sona : Always playing some sort of instrument and never speaks a word to anyone, however she writes what she wants to say to me on a piece of paper, may or may not have slept with her........

The DeckownerMar 9, 20162 votes

dirty boy ╮(╯▽╰)╭

LordGeovanniMar 12, 20161 votes

: Always playing some sort of instrument and never speaks a word to anyone, however she writes what she wants to say to me on a piece of paper, definitely didn't let me sleep with her........

i fixed it

Fisherman FízzMar 8, 20162 votes

Darius He seems like a nice guy to have around.

MhihnjMar 8, 20162 votes

I thought you were a fizz main

Fisherman FízzMar 8, 20162 votes

Yes, I am but I don't play Fizz only :P

DaishøMar 8, 20162 votes

Zed im gonna have to make sure all the lights are on all the time

Smoke and SteelMar 8, 20163 votes

Well it would just be easier for him to make shadows then...

DaishøMar 9, 20162 votes

but if the lights are off EVERYTHING is a shadow

KingnewgameplusMar 8, 20162 votes

Lux Wake up! Me: 5 minutes... Lux I saiiiiid wake up! Me: NO! Lux Charges ult Me: Okay, I'm up!

MhihnjMar 8, 20162 votes

Ekko Video games for a month but my exams are coming up...

DorkunedAurasMar 9, 20162 votes

He wins every round of video games because Z-Drive.

Leanus CrainMar 8, 20162 votes

MasterYi In his own room till the evening and then everything gets thrown around. Sometimes his party is awesome and other times it sucks.

RaptorKarrMar 8, 20162 votes

Riven She tends to keep to herself, though she is a fan of hugs :3

AnonymousPoroMar 8, 20162 votes

She's always rowdy, and I have to buy new furniture every month.

KnightOfEloHellMar 8, 20162 votes

WE SHALL BRING GREAT SUFFERING

Mordekaiser es numerous uno Now for world domination

MettanoiaMar 8, 20162 votes

Kalista Keeps trying to stab me in the chest with this spear. Shes also super clingy, but I know she wont lie or trick me anytime soon

Lysdexic1Mar 9, 20162 votes

Shaco The weird, creepy roommate who's always sneaking up behind you without making any sound and has a really weird hobby

The DeckownerMar 9, 20162 votes

u know, just gotta have some dranking party with gragas

DorkunedAurasMar 9, 20162 votes

RekSai Every time someone makes a thread like this, I come in with my main with basically the same thing "Shit gets wrecked fast".

TheSheepyShepMar 9, 20162 votes

Lulu At least she would make me cookies!

SkelenthMar 9, 20162 votes

Turn you into a cookie

Maple CrusaderMar 9, 20163 votes

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At least she would make me cookies!

But she's not allowed to be near a stove/microwave/easy bake oven since she burned down the League's kitchen. How would she make those cookies if she can't cook? ....those aren't normal cookies.

SkelenthMar 9, 20162 votes

Velkoz I'll probably be fine, since he has no real use in desintegrating me... there will be no knowledge for him

VerticalHungerMar 10, 20162 votes

So let's see... that would be Tristana . Not too bad, I guess.

Golden Tank2Mar 10, 20161 votes

Yes, cause Horizontal hungers for grommets!

@yournamebtw

VerticalHungerMar 12, 20161 votes

Congrats. You are the fourth person to get that reference.

Shroom JunkieMar 10, 20161 votes

Shaco I shouldn't worry, he'll be out killing people for awhile... right? RIGHT?!

Golden Tank2Mar 12, 20161 votes

Thresh ... Well, he's a support, so i'm fine. Right?

Maple CrusaderMar 12, 20161 votes

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... Well, he's a support, so i'm fine. Right?

Thresh enjoys killing people and collecting their souls like stamps. He also has a fetish for torturing the living and the dead.

VendettaX4Mar 12, 20161 votes

Well shit I have jhin...hope he doesn't leave his damn "art" all over the house and now I have to sleep with one eye open to make sure he doesn't make me beautiful in my sleep

Lord BoltrixMar 12, 20161 votes

Gnar

Well, I don't understand a thing he says and getting hit on the head by his boomerang for his amusement is annoying as all hell, especially when he's hyper and jumping all around. On the plus side, when we hang out he acts as a gibberish-speaking cute wingman when girls are around, and if guys want to mess with us... they will have to make sure not to piss him off.

LordGeovanniMar 12, 20161 votes

Jax time to start a fighting tourney. and make money off of jaxes streak