I wanna play as ____ champion but i cant because...

warpenguin555·Apr 15, 2015·36 votes·5,832 views

Please dont follow because up with "i dont own them"or"they aren't free"

EXAMPLE: I wanna play as champion but i cant because i nearly failed geometry so i cant land his Q

149 Comments

S H A Y C 0Apr 15, 2015104 votes

I want to play as Teemo , but I was baptized several years ago.

Laughing FishApr 16, 20155 votes

DING DING DING! We have a winner!

S H A Y C 0Apr 16, 20152 votes

So what do i win? How about a "Forgiven Teemo" skin :P

Laughing FishApr 16, 20155 votes

http://i.imgur.com/PhOIs.gif

badoogaApr 16, 20154 votes

This got so many more likes than the original post LOL

S H A Y C 0Apr 16, 20153 votes

I dont think it was me so much as teemo though (^_^)

zlnnnnnApr 15, 201535 votes

I want to play as Blitzcrank ,but I don't want to be reported for being a bot.

IcyPepperApr 15, 201534 votes

I wanna play Sona but I can't because I'll get reported for failing to communicate.

Laughing FishApr 15, 201532 votes

I want to play as Trundle , But I don't want to be banned for being a troll.

NarasimhaApr 15, 201531 votes

I want to play as Mordekaiser ... but apparently he makes my mouse stop working after one click.

LarasoApr 16, 20153 votes

I must be dense, because I don't get the joke. Can someone explain it?

CubedJusticeApr 16, 201511 votes

One of his lines is "You only have to click once, fool."

GaleWinUnleashedApr 15, 201525 votes

I want to play as Nautilus , but sometimes my lack of skill just weighs me down :(

Maximum ZileanApr 15, 201525 votes

I want to play Zilean , But I don't have time for that.

Rico NastyApr 15, 201522 votes

I want to play Syndra , but i don't have the balls to do it.

DarkFaun FortesApr 16, 201510 votes

Every time I play Syndra against an Orianna mid i say "I HAVE MORE BALLS THAN YOU!"

Chaotic ReksApr 16, 201511 votes

and than she replies: "MINES BIGGER"

werewolvecasterApr 15, 201521 votes

I wanna play as Diana but it is so sunny outside.

WhiskerWowApr 16, 201520 votes

I wanna play Janna , but I can't afford $2.95 a minute...

DeloricVIApr 15, 201518 votes

I want to play as Gragas , but I don't drink.

SìelApr 16, 201518 votes

I wanna play Ahri , but I don't trust her...

TheBigfootApr 15, 201516 votes

I want to play as Fiddlesticks , but I can't becau-CAWCAWCAW

Ill DarkistinoApr 16, 201515 votes

I wanna play as Veigar , but I keep coming up short.

Mathlete864Apr 15, 201514 votes

I want to play Azir , but my team calls me a bird brain

GaleWinUnleashedApr 15, 201512 votes

I want to play as Zed , but everybody else overshadows me :(

InfinitusApr 16, 201512 votes

I want to play as , but I'll get reported for flaming.

arcinexApr 15, 201511 votes

I want to play as LeeSin , but I can't see.

Mango LocoApr 16, 201511 votes

I wanna play as Talon , but sadly I am not too talonted at this game

GaleWinUnleashedApr 15, 20159 votes

I want to play as MonkeyKing , but I keep getting accused of monkeying around :(

RivvyApr 16, 20159 votes

I want to play as Tryndamere , but my left arm is a lot stronger than my right arm. :c

sciencemonApr 16, 20159 votes

I want to play as Jax but they said I needed a real weapon.

BerserkGoldfishApr 15, 20158 votes

I want to play AP MissFortune , but I cant because the 3500+liandrys procs of her E and ult aren't enough to convince people until LCS does it.

Angry MonsterApr 15, 20155 votes

Her ult only has a 20% ap ratio and is physical damage.... Comments like yours is why people do not trust you to do AP.

one skill that does meaningful AP damage is not good. Your B5 for a reason.

IcyPepperApr 15, 20158 votes

Er... it does 20% ap ration per wave up to 8 waves, which is a 160% ratio total if someone is cc'd enough (either stunned or slowed) to take it all, or even more damage during a teamfight. Not just 20% flat ap damage.

Her E also deals up to 80% ap with decent base damage.

Her Q isn't amazing with AP (better with AD), but still deals 35% AP on the first target and 50% AP on the second target.

Her W is decent for taking towers compared to other mages, especially if you build Nashor's Tooth (but I hear lichbane is better on her).

Now, I only do this for fun, but Mage Fortune does have somewhat decent AP ratios with an aa mage build.

Angry MonsterApr 16, 20152 votes

Lol you listed time effects for with abilities when people dash over the map. Ap mf fails at higher elos for a reason.

E does nothing if a players gets out of it fast enough. The reason those values are high is that the build fails when people take the appropriate action.

IcyPepperApr 16, 201516 votes

You listed the ult's damage incorrectly, and neglected that three of her four total spells scale with AP, and mentioned nothing about mobility until now. Stop bringing up new information until you verify if your previous points were valid when someone has put it under scrutiny.

Besides, Mage Fortune is mostly a just-for-fun thing anyway. Her damage is decent enough for bronze/silver elo where mobility is annoying, but not quite mastered.

And don't call people bronze as an insult. Let them learn how to play the game and climb as they damn well please without that elitist attitude.