Whenever somebody tells me they are a Diamond smurf...

"IM A DIAMOND SMURF YOU SCRUBS" gets 78 stacks on nasus at 20min mark

I never give up your favorite position/champion to a "Diamond smurf," but rather reply "if you're in Diamond, you can do well enough on the other positions."

When people say they're a Diamond smurf while playing at a Diamond elo.

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Diamond Smurf: Adjective, Noun Definition: A Bronze player with an inflated ego.