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Velzard of Koz9 votes

The moment when 4 squishy walking corpses with inteligence representing their state of rooting is "Army".

Melledoneus7 votes

Then you realize there's a behemoth monster with more health than the average tank killing everything and using their corpses to spawn fresh soldiers.

Awoof1 votes

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a behemoth monster with more health than the average tank killing everything

*a healthy but super squishy siege minion distributing some sort of damage

Arakadia2 votes

Well with the Maiden you can have up to 8 ghouls AND he maiden which is a massive number of summons.

RakanButTHICCer1 votes

*ahem black cleaver + death's dance and rylai's if feeling spicy. plus ur secondary zzrots army specialy made for turrets. (dear rito plz let baron buff these minions)

RakanButTHICCer1 votes

whys this upvoted? yoivk eats dogmeat for breakfast! the early game pusher with crazy poke when dat e lands vs the ex space librarian who isn't strong until 30:00

Dr Poro1 votes

Thresh I'm not gonna 1v1 yorick

AnonymousPoro6 votes

Maiden of the Mist v. Dragon, WHO CAN BE THE BETTER SPLIT PUSHER?!

Malicious Metal16 votes

The dragon can actually tank turrets while the maiden dies to them in a matter of seconds :^)

Velzard of Koz6 votes

I bet it's supposed to represent the stereotype that women are weaker. Triggered. #mandatorykappa #nofeministdiscussionintended

Hyrum Graff1 votes

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I bet it's supposed to represent the stereotype that women are weaker. Triggered. #mandatorykappa #nofeministdiscussionintended

I like to meme as much as the next guy (or maybe more), but if you're going to meme about a stereotype, you can't forbid discussion. "I'm going to make fun of a stereotype of you, but you're not allowed to actually come and correct the stereotype."

Because you think it's just harmless memeing, but you're actually building a superweapon.

Dr Poro4 votes

He doesn't forbid it. But he doesn't intend it either.

Hyrum Graff1 votes

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He doesn't forbid it. But he doesn't intend it either.

Fair.

Melledoneus1 votes

But the maiden scales with Yorick's HP and deals a bonus 10% of the target's maximum HP.

Burnt Iron King1 votes

I thought the percentage damage is only applied by yorick

Melledoneus1 votes

Shhhh...

No need to debunk my arguments yet...

RaptorKarr1 votes

The Maiden can make more corpses then you can though :P, and The Dragon can't be to far away from you, while the Maiden could be in top lane and Yorick in bot :P

D357R0Y3R2 votes

pretty sure morde has more than one dragon

Malicious Metal31 votes

He also got your fed ADC :^)

rtbf2256182413 votes

I think once the fed Adc respawns, you'll lose anyway.

Glory ln Death3 votes

Morde just kills them again.

rtbf2256182413 votes

With what? Throws his mace at them? Pff, he can't even catch up or get close.

AlienPrimate2 votes

He will still have the ghost after they respawn so it would be fed adc vs fed adc and Morde.

rtbf2256182411 votes

Assuming the ghost stays that long and the adc won't use any abilities plus Morde would have to micromanage quite a lot.

I am Razgriz2 votes

...How did the ADC die the first time...?

rtbf2256182412 votes

By making a mistake maybe? Perhaps got caught? Doesn't mean the Adc will repeat.

What Is Smite2 votes

Me as Morde: Walk out of Fog of War with Gunblade/Rylai's. E,W,Q,R ADC dies then proceeds to Team kill the remaining 4

rtbf2256182411 votes

Look no offense but that could only happen when the enemies are complete idiots as in the Adc goes into the unwarded jungle alone. I play Diana right now and it's hard as hell for me to pick people off in Diamond.

What Is Smite1 votes

Yea i know what you mean, what I do is walk in behind them as a teamfight starts but even then in higher elo shits bound to be warded all over the map so many points of attack are risky if you dont have oracles lens to sweep those wards as you make your way for that kill, my primary focus as a jungler to climb my elo is to just control dragon/baron/scuttle/buffs playing aatrox, grab dragon at lvl 3 if it's the infernal proceed to abuse the 8%

rtbf2256182411 votes

Yeah well...Aatrox and Morde are the 2 most useless champions in my games by expierence so far due to how easy it is to keep them away. With dragon you may have a chance but a Twitch for example could just gnaw your team down from afar.

What Is Smite1 votes

I wouldn't say the champs are useless as they all have a role they fit into over another champion, it's the people you play with that are "useless" if they fail to realize what the hell it is your champion does, but then again that's just my complaints from seeing the majority of braindead players in mid silver, I swear the people in B1-S4 have more game knowledge and common sense than some of the higher ranked players

rtbf2256182411 votes

Well i suppose you're right if we're talking about low - mid elo. I don't remember what happened when i saw them in my earlier days back in Gold or so.

Sir Fuzzi1 votes

THE KAISAH OF MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDE

MorgManBasher2 votes

Pretty sure Morde straight up wins this matchup pretty easily tbh. You can probably instantly kill yorrick's ghouls with W and heal off them.

Only thing annoying would probably be getting walled so you can't Q, but morde would heal through and shield anything yorrick did honestly.

cyberchade1 votes

was the match up morde will win so lang as the yorick is stupid if he can W well then morde loses

Mordepool1 votes

A came for the Pentakill guitar Battle. I left entertained but dissapointed

Malicious Metal6 votes

Sadly every Yorick I faced used Undertaker :(

I might just be the only one using Pentakill >_>

Melledoneus2 votes

I played against someone with the pentakill skin.

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

JustARivenMain1 votes

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Sadly every Yorick I faced used Undertaker :(

I might just be the only one using Pentakill >_>

I use pentakill all the time, but it seems i never see you on NA.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I'm waiting for Dragon Trainer Yorick to come out.

Dabrick011 votes

But Yorick plays Bass

HeroineSam1 votes

Wait what. Did more get a splash update and I didn't know about it??

Solari Fortune1 votes

Thats just Pentakill Morde

jama6551 votes

idek how to play yorick anymore help

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