Who kidnapped her, and what do you think they have planned for her?
#EXAMPLE!
- "Now commencing thorough physical analysis of female test subject."
(Hey, someone had to say it.)
theragingnerd8 votes
forces her too watch a 24 hour re-education on the glory of draven
IcyPepper5 votes
"Wait, I thought you were... nevermind."
"..."
"Here's my number. Call me!"
Bottom Laner1 votesI too ship #Vinx
BakedLotion5 votes
So your boobs got nerfed too...
TheFancySkeleton5 votes
~
T_T
!!!!
Blue Moon Wolf5 votes
I brought you here for one reason. You know 
really well, so I need to know one thing and one thing only... where the hell does she get all those bananas?!
O_o?
TALK DAMN IT!! X(
Facepalm
Twiggles4 votes
Welp. I've seen enough hentai to know where THAT is going. >_>
Embertine4 votesI have never seen that kind of hent-. . . . .nevermind I actually have. I know exactly where that is going. . . . .
WyvernEgg4 votes
:Okay so get this... You attract them into this dark ally and then I jump on them! Sound good?
: . . . .
:Huh? Do it myself?
: nod
: Well the thing is... I kinda have a reputation now...
:rolls eyes and floats away
: Oh common I was kidding!
NineballCirno4 votes
- "How did your chest get so big? Tell me your secrets!"
- Pentakill related business
darkdill4 votes - "....."
- "Well?! Answer me already!"
- "!!!"
- "It's not fair! Why do yours have to be so plump and firm?!"
- "T_T"
Krinu3 votes
"For the last time, it's not a kidnapping, it's witness protection!"
"You will play for me, musician."
"I turned down kidnappings for the longest time, you know. Not sure why. The pay is fantastic."
"You're taking a proper vacation, and that's final! Come on, I know a good hot spring. Soraka and Irelia are meeting us there. Oh, don't give me that look, I know you haven't taken a weekend off in far too long."
Wolfess3 votes
Did I mention it's Mating season?
Bottom Laner2 votes
"I heard you like Poros friend"
darkdill2 votes"Sona's Poro Feeding Diary"?
darapier171 votesdo not go there
theragingnerd1 votes"Sona's Poro Feeding Diary"?
why the fuck did you just say that i just read that
Embertine2 votes
(Dragons love to be lulled to sleep by beautiful maidens playing music.)
Angelofchaos16x1 votes
"Do you want to play 2, it will be fun"
Babysitter Sona confirmed
Vesarixx8 votesSupport in a nutshell
Only Play Darius1 votesHow could you forget about 
???
ClockHead1 votesI've said it before and I'll say it again. I'd let taric be my housewife any day.
Carnage1 votes best part
warpenguin5551 votesthey try to make her talk. lol
The Whamboozler1 votes
You don't want to know.
HayRoss1 votes
'And over the coin purse an I'll let you an yer pretty harp go!
Predatore1 votes
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is also missing.
