So a Noxain, a Demacian, and an Ionian walk into a bar...

AhmCha·7/17/2016, 3:33:58 PM·51 votes·2,711 views

The Noxian says: "This bar is mine now!" The Demacian says: "This bar is the people's bar!" The Ionian says: "This bar is everyone's, and no one's."

Anyway, turns out it was Gragas 's bar, which begs the question, why were a Noxain, a Demacian, and an Ionian going to a bar together in the Freiljord?

31 Comments

Blue Moon Wolf7/17/2016, 3:56:30 PM9 votes

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/avatars/meme_nvm_zpse2a842b3.jpg

What are they doing in a bar in the freljord together? For that matter, what are they doing going to the bar together in the first place?

FloRaider427/17/2016, 3:45:46 PM9 votes

They were having a Hangover ?

Melledoneus7/17/2016, 6:49:03 PM6 votes

Garen and Katarina go to a bar together. Shen happens to teleport there as well, sensing a disturbance in the Force spiritual balance of the world.

And Gragas doesn't care because Garen and Katarina get drunk, Shen gets periodic glasses of water during the fight, and Gragas has company that isn't Tryndamere in the corner "practicing his strong arm."

PentakillRecords7/17/2016, 11:50:34 PM5 votes

So a Noxian, a Damacian, and an Ionian walk into a bar. The three of them ended up with concussions.

http://www.schiesshouse.com/a-guy-walks-into-a-bar.jpg

Captain Aishi7/18/2016, 2:56:11 AM4 votes

A demacianGaren , a noxian Darius and an ionian Irelia walk into a bar

the bar is Renekton , they get first blooded and kicked out of his lane!

https://d304k3mn1nwj0a.cloudfront.net/meme/true-story.png

Sonicblaster337/17/2016, 6:59:52 PM3 votes

Poppy "So a Demacian, and Noxian, and a Freljordian walks into a bar...."

Cookimonster3167/17/2016, 9:00:07 PM2 votes

Noxain

It's Noxian. so triggered

Auroramancer7/17/2016, 6:41:01 PM2 votes

...is this even a joke?

PwnKat7/18/2016, 12:43:03 AM2 votes

ohohohohohohohoh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

aítch7/18/2016, 5:49:27 PM1 votes

I don't know if I should be happy someone made a Poppy reference Or sad that I am reminded about how Riot completely destroyed my favorite little tank :c

General Esdeath 7/17/2016, 8:33:49 PM1 votes

Garen and Katarina were having a one night stand while Varus comes along to drink away his thoughts of his dead family and to meet up with Riven who does the same thing every Thursday

Decrit7/17/2016, 9:44:55 PM1 votes

A Demacian, a Frejlordian and a Ionian walk to a bar. The barkeeper says "COWAAAAAAAAAARDS".

It was Sion all along.

TheDiamondCokkie7/17/2016, 10:08:15 PM1 votes

The question is - DEMACIA?

Eveninn7/18/2016, 5:30:11 AM1 votes

why were a Noxain, a Demacian, and an Ionian going to a bar together in the Freiljord?

You won't find a Noxian in Ionia nor Demacia, just as you won't find an Ionian or Demacian in Noxus. hence this scenario will only happen elsewhere. ;)

cvanschy7/18/2016, 11:38:43 AM1 votes

The saddest part is that the void didn't get invited... [zombie-nunu-tears]

Lord Galvatron7/18/2016, 1:49:30 PM1 votes

And then Yorick walks into the bar, he realizes there is no counter.

McMang07/18/2016, 1:21:25 AM

It could also end stating the yordle walked under it.