So a Noxain, a Demacian, and an Ionian walk into a bar...

AhmCha··51 votes·2,711 views

The Noxian says: "This bar is mine now!" The Demacian says: "This bar is the people's bar!" The Ionian says: "This bar is everyone's, and no one's."

Anyway, turns out it was Gragas 's bar, which begs the question, why were a Noxain, a Demacian, and an Ionian going to a bar together in the Freiljord?

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FloRaider429 votes

They were having a Hangover ?

Skelenth25 votes

If you drink with Gragas, a hangover should be the least of your problems.

Blue Moon Wolf9 votes

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/goktimusprime/avatars/meme_nvm_zpse2a842b3.jpg

What are they doing in a bar in the freljord together? For that matter, what are they doing going to the bar together in the first place?

DarkRitual4 votes

They are from those areas, not like they are stated as soldiers from them. Citizens might get along just fine when tossed together.

Blue Moon Wolf3 votes

But how would they have met? I can understand Demacia and noxus since they are so close to each other, but Ionia is on an Island. Did they take a vacation, meet the Ionian and become the dynamic trio? Am I over thinking this? most likely .__.

DarkRitual4 votes

They all met walking into the same bar simultaneously.

The Aqualious3 votes

Everyone needs to get drunk once in a bit

And how... WELL

Champs with Icy Skins

Noxus: Darius and Swain

Demacia: Quinn and Maybe Shyvana

Ionia: Varus...

(Off the top of my head)

Blue Moon Wolf2 votes

Irelia Has a Icy skin :p

The Aqualious13 votes

... Yeah...

But that's too hot for this

Melledoneus6 votes

Garen and Katarina go to a bar together. Shen happens to teleport there as well, sensing a disturbance in the Force spiritual balance of the world.

And Gragas doesn't care because Garen and Katarina get drunk, Shen gets periodic glasses of water during the fight, and Gragas has company that isn't Tryndamere in the corner "practicing his strong arm."

PentakillRecords5 votes

So a Noxian, a Damacian, and an Ionian walk into a bar. The three of them ended up with concussions.

http://www.schiesshouse.com/a-guy-walks-into-a-bar.jpg

Captain Aishi4 votes

A demacianGaren , a noxian Darius and an ionian Irelia walk into a bar

the bar is Renekton , they get first blooded and kicked out of his lane!

https://d304k3mn1nwj0a.cloudfront.net/meme/true-story.png

Sonicblaster333 votes

Poppy "So a Demacian, and Noxian, and a Freljordian walks into a bar...."

Glory ln Death4 votes

FINISH THE DANG JOKE, POPPY!

Sonicblaster337 votes

Poppy "The barkeep asks, What'll it be?" "The Demacian says I'll have a wine. No wait, an ale. Yeah..." "The Noxian says, I'll have a... a wine. Yeah, he wants a wine." "And the Freljordian says, 'I'll drink anything, so long as-' Wait, hold on, let me start over."

Sonicblaster331 votes

Poppy "A Noxian, a Targonian and a Piltie are robbing a bank." "The bank guy says, 'I'll give you whatever you want.'" "The Noxian says, 'I'll take whatever gold you got back there.'" "The Targonian says, 'Gimme' all your gemstones!'" "And the Piltie says, 'Can I own this ba- uh, I own this bank, so...' He doesn't want anything because he owns the bank..."

Auroramancer2 votes

...is this even a joke?

Cookimonster3162 votes

Noxain

It's Noxian. so triggered

PwnKat2 votes

ohohohohohohohoh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

General Esdeath 1 votes

Garen and Katarina were having a one night stand while Varus comes along to drink away his thoughts of his dead family and to meet up with Riven who does the same thing every Thursday

Decrit1 votes

A Demacian, a Frejlordian and a Ionian walk to a bar. The barkeeper says "COWAAAAAAAAAARDS".

It was Sion all along.

TheDiamondCokkie1 votes

The question is - DEMACIA?

Eveninn1 votes

why were a Noxain, a Demacian, and an Ionian going to a bar together in the Freiljord?

You won't find a Noxian in Ionia nor Demacia, just as you won't find an Ionian or Demacian in Noxus. hence this scenario will only happen elsewhere. ;)

cvanschy1 votes

The saddest part is that the void didn't get invited... [zombie-nunu-tears]

Lord Galvatron1 votes

And then Yorick walks into the bar, he realizes there is no counter.

aítch1 votes

I don't know if I should be happy someone made a Poppy reference Or sad that I am reminded about how Riot completely destroyed my favorite little tank :c

McMang0

It could also end stating the yordle walked under it.

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