Build a champion
It's been a while since I've seen one of these threads. Let's have some fun.
Build a champion by choosing from existing abilities. Pick one passive, three basic abilities (doesn't matter what keys they're normally assigned to), and one ultimate from the set of champion abilities. Try to come up with the most broken/funny/interesting thing you can.
Gotta Go Fast:
Passive
E
W
E
R
passive
Q
PASSIVE
Q
W
E
R
Passive
Q
W
R
P
Q
W
E
's Passive
's R
's R
's W
Passive
Passive
E
R
Passive
Q
W
E
R
passive
W
W
W
Passive
W
W
W (human form)
's Passive
Q
R
W
P
Q
W
R
R
Q
Q
E
Passive : 
Q:
E: 
W:
R:
Passive
W
E