Stages of being a Top Lane main...

The Honeymoon Stage: Everything's great! You're in Top Lane, the lane with the coolest champions, where you can play Bruisers, Juggernauts, Tanks, Divers, Assassins, Mages, and it's awesome! Top Lane is where its at!

The Helplessness Stage: You have now realized how much of a pain in the ass carrying from Top Lane is. It seems every other game there's a 17/1 Draven that you're 3/1 ass is powerless to stop. You start to think that maybe the island life style isn't as great as you once thought it was. Also apparently there's something in the game called a "jungler," that's always spoiling the party you're having with the enemy laner. Apparently you have one too, but you don't really see him/her too often.

The Divorce: It's been one feeding Vayne too many, and you've had enough! It's time to take matters into your own hands and descend from Top Lane into the other lanes. With a heavy heart, and many great memories, you say goodbye to Top Lane. Goodbye Renekton, Goodbye Gnar, Goodbye Rumble, and Goodbye Kled.

The Re-Assimilation: You've done it, you've escaped the Top Lane, time to show what you're really made of! You show your skills Mid, Bot and even in the Jungle...but it doesn't feel as right. There's so much broken shit in Mid Lane, Bot Lane is cancer, and Jungling feels like clawing up a cliff with a plastic rake. You long for the good times you had in the Top Lane, you miss it. You miss the wide champion variety and the free farm. Also Jayce followed you down to mid lane and he was the one you really wanted to get away from.

The Relapse: You must face it, you belong in the Top Lane, where the Juggernauts run free and where mere mortals dare not tread. After a long absence, you return to your home, your role, your throne, the Top Lane. Sure its not always great and sometimes your Ezreal builds both TriForce and IBG in the same game, but even more often, you go to town with the meister of Dunk, you crush souls with the Mace of Spades, you ride Skaarl into battle and show your Violent Tendencies. Truly, Top Lane is where you belong...OH GOD DAMMIT JAYCE FOLLOWED ME AGAIN, FUCK!