League of Legends Logic

Malicious Metal·Jul 14, 2016·129 votes·5,678 views

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VesarixxJul 14, 201659 votes

Splashed by Nami , regains health

LeeSin Gets blinded, misses auto attacks

Malphite Gets stunned by Cassiopeia ult

MavenSongJul 14, 201643 votes

Sona gets silenced, she's mute

(tho one can argue in this case its her music being silenced, but i always thought it was preventing spells being spoken... idk)

Blue Moon WolfJul 14, 201638 votes

Nami uses boots

KogMaw can use item 3094 item 3085 item 3072 (etc.) when he has stubby little T-rex arms

Bard Is one of the most powerful beings, has only one damage ability

Graves can kill a giant space dragon with a shotgun

General Esdeath Jul 14, 20164 votes

Kog has arms, they're just tiny

Blue Moon WolfJul 14, 20166 votes

Edit: can use (etc.) when he has stubby little T-rex arms

DeathBot666Jul 15, 201620 votes

Corki uses boots.

Do they help him push the gas petal on his copter harder?

Blue Moon WolfJul 15, 201636 votes

No, that would be silly. He sticks the boots in his gas tank, which makes his plane run at a higher efficiency while taking on the aspects of the boots he sticks in there.

Velzard of KozJul 15, 20164 votes

He also needs to put item 1043 on his copter so that he fires missiles faster.

JimmyyyJul 15, 20163 votes

My thought was he stuck the boots in the oil filter so it does the same thing you said, but with the oil.

Solari FortuneJul 14, 20169 votes

Nami https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/5a/ea/7a/5aea7a532ea6d1094886df8df0d6ea49.jpg

Blue Moon WolfJul 14, 201612 votes

Nami is so adorable in that comic... brb. Making a sticker of it :p

Edit: job done :D

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/NamiYAY_zps5asaahu4.png

PaladinNOJul 15, 20163 votes

Nami is always adorable. :D

http://img14.deviantart.net/5319/i/2015/330/f/2/fanart_nami_naiade_by_ocey2405-d9i3ki4.png http://orig12.deviantart.net/4d1d/f/2014/123/b/4/league_of_legends_fan_art___nami_by_waterring-d7h1w68.jpg

dragon1xxJul 15, 20169 votes

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can kill a giant space dragon with a shotgun

Teemo has shrooms twice his body size,

kJsJul 15, 20168 votes

I was thinking of an idea where Lee Sin is literally blind in gameplay. The same way Rek'Sai is when she is underground, except with the change, Lee Sin's E range is increased (probably lowered damage as well) and his Q gets a projectile speed buff when shot towards targets who are under the effects of his own true vision. Would've that be crazy cool!?

hoes and bowsJul 14, 201638 votes

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/a0207d877f3d4ab5c9dfeb3a77f36afe.jpg

KONO RUBICK DAJul 14, 201635 votes

Aatrox too much attack speed? make his attack speed trash Galio scales with mr? make his mr trash Sion too much hp with his passive? make his hp trash

god at least dota2 doesn't use this logic with base stats.

RalanrJul 14, 20164 votes

Which heroes in Dota 2 are close to Sion in gameplay?

KONO RUBICK DAJul 14, 20165 votes

barathrum, the spirit breaker

his Q is a global sion ulti that also goes through walls, knock aside every target and the main target is knocked back and stunned briefly. i knew a sion main that discovered spirit breaker and had so much fun.

if you have a team m8 that play lifestealer you get this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWNSopUnTC4 4:40

GULAG 4 UJul 14, 201614 votes

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too much attack speed? make his attack speed trash scales with mr? make his mr trash too much hp with his passive? make his hp trash

god at least dota2 doesn't use this logic with base stats.

Who's Aatrox ?! New champion????

WutsKrakenJul 14, 20167 votes

I know Sion would love to have Pudge level base stats

Trias000Jul 15, 201611 votes

Lissandra Free spell every 18 seconds. High spell costs and worst mana regen in the game.

Eclipse1337Jul 14, 201635 votes

Kalista can remember her past yet Caitlyn keeps forgetting the fuzzy cuffs at home.

SkelenthJul 14, 201635 votes

Kindred Concept of Death gets killed by a hamster with a blow gun RekSai can see underground with special senses less than a blind man Graves has infinite ammunition stored somewhere, still uses a weapon with only 2 rounds Ahri can charm beings without emotion DrMundo hurts himself to heal himself in the game since 2011, pants still not burning Darius can literally execute somebody, Ahri can be obviously sexually seducing, Gragas can drink barrels full of alcohol, TahmKench can be the definition of obesity and Jhin can kill people for art

but Graves can't have a cigar

The 2nd HorsemanJul 15, 201633 votes

Fizz Dodges a galaxy created by a space dragon by going on top of his pole.

Sahn UzalJul 14, 201632 votes

Gangplank Still doesn't get revived when eating an orange http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/9/9c/Remove_Scurvy.png/revision/latest?cb=20150707190028&format=webp while dead. He's supposed to be K Rito... Come on...

Face The SunJul 14, 201629 votes

Diana can proc moonlight...in the day...

AwoofJul 15, 20165 votes

Moonlight reveals enemies. Sunlight doesn't.

KingnewgameplusJul 15, 201620 votes

A wall of somewhat stiff wind > Exploding galaxy

ArakadiaJul 15, 20167 votes

Even better, a mortal duelist waves their sword and destroys a galaxy.

Kuzja1Jul 15, 201614 votes

http://lolfall.net/upload/images/large/2013/06/god_dammit_gangplank_you_and_2013-06-05_18-00-08.jpg

THE RlVER KlNGJul 15, 201613 votes

http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/6.12.1/img/champion/TahmKench.png Can eat allied Cho'Gath the size of Baron at will......can't eat enemy Yordles without licking them three times.

Mecha IncognitoJul 15, 20169 votes

That's only because they taste really bad.

Yi BencheikhJul 15, 201611 votes

Jinx has three guns
Buys swords Gangplank where do he get all this barrels from ? Nasus giant god of death gets killed by Teemo
Jayce stole viktor's weapon , hates him Taliyah can hurt Malphite Blitzcrank gets hurt by statik shiv Garen can turn around like byeblade for hours without getting dizzy Vladimir can steal the blood of champions without blood like Fiddlesticks

GorgantJul 15, 20167 votes

where do he get all this barrels from ?

Fun fact, they're all hidden beneath the ground, he just unearths them, I mean he is (was) practically the king of bilgewater so he's always prepared Gangplank

Kuzja1Jul 15, 201610 votes

Anivia AurelionSol Corki Galio Janna Kayle Nocturne They fly but can't go over terrain https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Jackie-Chan-WTF.jpg

Stars ShaperJul 15, 20169 votes

And are still affected by ground traps.

WutsKrakenJul 14, 20169 votes

Lowest base armor and HP of any melee in game at lvl 1

Ritoplz

MelledoneusJul 15, 20169 votes

Shen Can teleport whenever the hell he wants to, but can only do it every 3 minutes. Talon Assassin that uses skills and blades only uses mana. Karthus Is undead but can die and stay dead before dying. Vladimir Drains blood from robots. Malphite A walking mountain whose punches hurt less than a rat with a crossbow. Rengar Hunts deadly creatures, but doesn't take trophies from jungle camps or epic monsters even though they are deadly creatures. Soraka Dies for your sins. Taliyah Can control rock at will, can't break terrain. Leblanc Master of illusions, kills people by dash-humping them. Lucian Doesn't scream "Demacia" when he ults. Riven Fixes her sword because she wants to. Kalista Hunts down betrayers, hops away like a little coward.

SkelenthJul 15, 20167 votes

Sion Screams "COWARDS!" when running away

invisiblecat1Jul 15, 20167 votes

Morde could easily use the 3rd Q hit every aa if he wanted Vayne could use her crossbow when she wasn't ulting Ahri could spirit rush and charm whenever she wants and a little lulu can kill a giant space dragon god LOGIC

underscores222Jul 15, 20167 votes

I miss the early days of league when it was rumored that Morde was the name of the mace, and the armor was, in fact, just a suit of armor that the mace was animating. His lore was vague and this was based off his death animation.

agbudarJul 15, 20167 votes

Ashe were does that ult arrow come from...? Nunu can kill the strongest godlike beings in the universe with a snowball. Blitzcrank can be poisoned Maokai throws his own children at his enemies after a while they explode in a gruesome death.

ShinirupJul 15, 20165 votes

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were does that ult arrow come from...? can kill the strongest godlike beings in the universe with a snowball. can be poisoned throws his own children at his enemies after a while they explode in a gruesome death.

@Mao Zyra Broke his heart. So he murders their children in revenge. Partially because they remind him of her, but mostly so that she has to feel the same loss of a loved one that he felt when she left.

Only Play DariusJul 15, 20166 votes

MissFortune Flintlock pistols, no reload mechanics at all

ArakadiaJul 15, 20164 votes

Her ultimate.. where does that come from?

yoniameJul 15, 20166 votes

hollywood pistol magazine

FowusJul 15, 20165 votes

Aatrox Legendary warrior, yet considered one of the worst champions

DengedenJul 15, 20164 votes

Duh, suits of armor have portions of weakness. Everyone else has upgraded to magic. :P

ZT XperimentorJul 15, 20164 votes

Fiora & yasou can block powerful attacks with insubstantial objects, that braum can't with a 2 ton door.

OHminusJul 15, 20164 votes

Annie Can only find Tibbers once every 40 seconds Gragas Faster than Corki a guy in a fking plane Champs like Velkoz still buy boots Taliyah can't control Malphite