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Splashed by 
, regains health
Gets blinded, misses auto attacks
Gets stunned by 
ult
too much attack speed? make his attack speed trash
scales with mr? make his mr trash
too much hp with his passive? make his hp trash
god at least dota2 doesn't use this logic with base stats.
Concept of Death
gets killed by a hamster with a blow gun
can see underground with special senses less than a blind man
has infinite ammunition stored somewhere, still uses a weapon with only 2 rounds
can charm beings without emotion
hurts himself to heal himself
in the game since 2011, pants still not burning
can literally execute somebody, can be obviously sexually seducing, 
can drink barrels full of alcohol, 
can be the definition of obesity and 
can kill people for art
but can't have a cigar
can remember her past yet 
keeps forgetting the fuzzy cuffs at home.
Dodges a galaxy created by a space dragon by going on top of his pole.
Still doesn't get revived when eating an orange http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/9/9c/Remove_Scurvy.png/revision/latest?cb=20150707190028&format=webp while dead. He's supposed to be K Rito... Come on...
Diana can proc moonlight...in the day...
A wall of somewhat stiff wind > Exploding galaxy
http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/6.12.1/img/champion/TahmKench.png Can eat allied Cho'Gath the size of Baron at will......can't eat enemy Yordles without licking them three times.
has three guns
Buys swords
where do he get all this barrels from ?
giant god of death gets killed by 
stole viktor's weapon , hates him
can hurt
gets hurt by statik shiv
can turn around like byeblade for hours without getting dizzy
can steal the blood of champions without blood like 
They fly but can't go over terrain
https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Jackie-Chan-WTF.jpg
Lowest base armor and HP of any melee in game at lvl 1
Ritoplz
Can teleport whenever the hell he wants to, but can only do it every 3 minutes.
Assassin that uses skills and blades only uses mana.
Is undead but can die and stay dead before dying.
Drains blood from robots.
A walking mountain whose punches hurt less than a rat with a crossbow.
Hunts deadly creatures, but doesn't take trophies from jungle camps or epic monsters even though they are deadly creatures.
Dies for your sins.
Can control rock at will, can't break terrain.
Master of illusions, kills people by dash-humping them.
Doesn't scream "Demacia" when he ults.
Fixes her sword because she wants to.
Hunts down betrayers, hops away like a little coward.
I miss the early days of league when it was rumored that Morde was the name of the mace, and the armor was, in fact, just a suit of armor that the mace was animating. His lore was vague and this was based off his death animation.
were does that ult arrow come from...?
can kill the strongest godlike beings in the universe with a snowball.
can be poisoned
throws his own children at his enemies after a while they explode in a gruesome death.
Morde could easily use the 3rd Q hit every aa if he wanted Vayne could use her crossbow when she wasn't ulting Ahri could spirit rush and charm whenever she wants and a little lulu can kill a giant space dragon god LOGIC
Flintlock pistols, no reload mechanics at all
Legendary warrior, yet considered one of the worst champions
Fiora & yasou can block powerful attacks with insubstantial objects, that braum can't with a 2 ton door.
Duh, suits of armor have portions of weakness. Everyone else has upgraded to magic. :P
Can only find Tibbers once every 40 seconds
Faster than a guy in a fking plane
Champs like 
still buy boots
can't control