Welcome, young yordle.

W-What? Where am I?

We've been awaiting your arrival.

What? Who are you?!

We all have.

Wh-Who are you freaks?! Get away from me! I've got a blowdart an--

I've got a blowdart too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You do?

Well, no. It has been fading away slowly, along with the rest of me.

What do you mean fading away?

He's been reworked. Its only a matter of time before his new, more beautiful self hits live.

My claws are already fading- my time is near. I am ready to leave.

My ghouls as well. We will see eachother soon in the new champion's pool, dear friend.

I want a friend...

Shut up, Amumu. Pft, crybaby.

So why am I here? I never got touched!

Exactly. Through all this time the most you got was an excuse not to rework you by making your shrooms uselessly bounce.

I can move in bushes too and stay invisible now!

And my mana costs were raised. Woopdeedoo.

My nerfs became a meme.

I'm not even in the free champion pool.

People forget about me as much as Yorick.

Who?

HEY! I'm right here, you know.

OK.

Pft, I'll just flash over this wall!

You can't. I've tried. And Riftwalked. Its too thick.

Well then how are we supposed to get out?

YOU CAN'T! Once you're here, you're stuck here forever until they rework you, and remove your entire identity!

NOOOOOO!!!

Hides in a corner and begins to plant mushrooms

What are you doing?

Building a bunker so none of you freaks can touch me!

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No update on Teemo during the Mage or Marksman update. #FeelsBadMan