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Shroom Junkie··28 votes·2,595 views

Teemo W-What? Where am I?

Yorick We've been awaiting your arrival.

Teemo What? Who are you?!

Mordekaiser We all have.

Teemo Wh-Who are you freaks?! Get away from me! I've got a blowdart an--

Taric I've got a blowdart too. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Teemo You do?

Taric Well, no. It has been fading away slowly, along with the rest of me.

Teemo What do you mean fading away?

Yorick He's been reworked. Its only a matter of time before his new, more beautiful self hits live.

Warwick My claws are already fading- my time is near. I am ready to leave.

Yorick My ghouls as well. We will see eachother soon in the new champion's pool, dear friend.

Amumu I want a friend...

Olaf Shut up, Amumu. Pft, crybaby.

Amumu item 3070

Teemo So why am I here? I never got touched!

Yorick Exactly. Through all this time the most you got was an excuse not to rework you by making your shrooms uselessly bounce.

Teemo I can move in bushes too and stay invisible now!

Evelynn And my mana costs were raised. Woopdeedoo.

Olaf My nerfs became a meme.

Yorick I'm not even in the free champion pool.

Galio People forget about me as much as Yorick.

Kassadin Who?

Yorick HEY! I'm right here, you know.

Rammus OK.

Teemo Pft, I'll just flash over this wall!

Kassadin You can't. I've tried. And Riftwalked. Its too thick.

Teemo Well then how are we supposed to get out?

Yorick YOU CAN'T! Once you're here, you're stuck here forever until they rework you, and remove your entire identity!

Teemo NOOOOOO!!!

Teemo Hides in a corner and begins to plant mushrooms

Olaf What are you doing?

Teemo Building a bunker so none of you freaks can touch me!

No update on Teemo during the Mage or Marksman update. #FeelsBadMan

35 Comments

Mordafrey6 votes

Their Teemo update should be just removing him completely.

Shroom Junkie18 votes

Boy, that meme died out a long time ago. Teemo is about as toxic as Yorick, old Taric, and old Poppy at this point.

Erdamon3 votes

And just as useless if enemies have brain cells

Malicious Metal1 votes

Well... Yorick and old Poppy were really toxic :P

manbearswine1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=NQnEIkMu,comment-id=000000000001,timestamp=2016-04-19T20:53:49.081+0000)

Well... Yorick and old Poppy were really toxic :P

So is fizz and le blanc,I seriously don't see what was so horrible about old poppy compared to these two(I mean yes she was 0 counterplay cancer who's weakness was being behind enough so she won't be able to instagib people without counterplay,but it's not like le blanc is any different).

And dare I say cancerdin without a bunch of people telling me he is weak? his kit is still extremely obnoxious.

HayRoss4 votes

Old Taric was toxic? How?

Shroom Junkie13 votes

Exactly, Hayross. Exactly.

HayRoss3 votes

The joke

Me

Marshbouy2 votes

he was toxic becasue of his point and click stun having 0 counterplay and his heal being very powerful

HayRoss4 votes

So 2 things a champion is good at makes them Toxic?

I could do that for any champion in the game

Bemapon2 votes

Idk if i would say Taric is toxic, but his ult is ridiculously powerful. Free stats!

Marshbouy2 votes

i never thought he was toxic. frustrating but not toxic

50000000000000001 votes

I don't know about toxic, but it was problematic. No counterplay on his stun (other than staying out of range) and invisible power on his ultimate, mostly. I think OP's argument is that old Taric, as well as those other champions, wasn't toxic. Which confuses me because Yorick and old Poppy were definitely toxic.

Maximum Morde1 votes

I never thought of Taric stun as having 0 counterplay. I always thought of it as BEING the counterplay to certain annoying mobility champs who won't sit still or who it is absolutely critical to stop because they are broken if you don't Kalista, Yi, Yasuo, stuff like that.

Plus it does have some counterplay. Can block it with walls, qss, Banshee's veil, cleanse summoner spell, Morgana black shield, mikaels, and several more abilities.

Melledoneus1 votes

Karthus is good at dying and having the longest CD in the game.

TOXIC AF DELETE KARTHUS

Reynard the ƒox1 votes

Old Poppy was legitimately my least favorite champion to play against throughout the entire 4 years I've played this game.

But yeah honestly if they removed Teemo no one would care / nothing would change

Shroom Junkie3 votes

I would care. All of us die-hard Teemo mains would care.

But guess what instead of like Malicious Metal being praised for his till-death-do-us-part main...-age? We would be put down for wanting Teemo back because "TEEMO IS SATAN" and "TEEMO DESERVED TO DIE" even though nobody really gave a crap about Teemo anyway, they just called him Satan and whatever because Rito made him a meme.

manbearswine1 votes

{quoted}

I would care. All of us die-hard Teemo mains would care.

But guess what instead of like Malicious Metal being praised for his till-death-do-us-part main...-age?

Am I the only one who's always seen that as...weird? I mean if a champion is completely nerfed to shit,I wouldn't praise a person for keeping on playing said champion,Instead I'd wonder "wtf is wrong with him?".

I realize people won't like me saying this,but I still feel like it something which should be said.

Menchies2 votes

item 3364 hurt him way to hard :/

Rezlac2 votes

As someone who enjoys teemo a good deal i'd like to see him changed, but he really is more of an ap assassin than anything. So in the fall assassin update we can hope for some teemo changes!

RaptorKarr1 votes

In Aram Teemo is a nightmare :/

plus i'v been seeing a ton of Galio recently

hoes and bows2 votes

Who?

TonyTonyMordecai1 votes

I was kinda hoping Teemo would get some changes too...

Hopefully when he does get a full update he gets a model update based off Omega Squad. I love the animations on that skin

Shroom Junkie1 votes

I just hope they keep his poison and mushrooms. I'm fine if they remove the blind but I just can't leave them mushrooms.

DorkunedAuras2 votes

KILL THE BLIND FFS

You have FEK, look at my avatar

Mhihnj1 votes

wait let me install it

EDIT: Nice lunch

Meep Man1 votes

Teemo got buffs.

Shroom Junkie1 votes

He did? When?

Large Minivan1 votes

well patch 6.9 hes getting buffs here you go my friend:http://www.surrenderat20.net/2016/04/419-pbe-update.html#balance

Shroom Junkie2 votes

Teemo The wall is opening! I'M SAVED!

Jack º1 votes

His ult got buffed on the pbe :l like a lot Noxious Trap R : Mana cost reduced to 75 at all ranks from 75/100/125 Trap duration increased to 7 minutes from 5 minutes. Recharge time lowered to 30/25/20 from 34/28/22

Rendarkan1 votes

http://i.imgur.com/HD0cLvI.png

LoL Ergo Urgot1 votes

No Urgot, didn't read.

Dengeden1 votes

Everyone who isn't a Malz main will hate the updates because Change issssss bad. No need to annoy the TeemoOTPs too.

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