So a while back there was a thread on the Dota 2 reddit where people would change the skill names of Dota heroes into incredibly generic names. As an example, one for Rubick was Lift, Laser, Nothing, Everything.
So lets do this with champion abilities, I'll start.
P: Move Faster
Q: Big Bubble
W: Small Wave
E: Slowing Bubbles
R: Big Wave
P: Saliva
Q: Tongue
W: Mouth
E: Shield
R: Come With Me
Alpha Samsuni4 votes
P:Ice Egg
Q:Ice Ball
W:Ice Wall
E:Ice Shard
R:Ice Blizzard
Ice.
SpecterVonBaren3 votesSounds cool bro.
DuskDaUmbreon2 votesIt's a very ice kit.
SpecterVonBaren1 votesThat was slush a good pun.
SzGamer2271 votes"Blizzard" is too many syllables imho, how about "Storm"?
Support Or Dodge3 votes
P: Chime
Q: Bass drum
W: Trumpet
E: Didgeridoo
R: Tuba
D3m37r13 votes
P: Shield
Q: Hurt magic
W: Stop magic
E: Enhance magic
R: Teleport magic
TheSequelsRBad2 votes
P: Hentai
Q: Hentai Slap
W: Hop
E: Voodoo
R: A lot of Hentai
Am I doing this right?
SpecterVonBaren1 votesOutside of actually posting hentai here, I think you are.
SzGamer2272 votes
P: Fire Effect
Q: Fire Ball
W: Fire Poof
E: Fire Area
R: Fire Bounce
P: Tiny Bomb
Q: Small Bomb
E: Medium Bomb
R: Large Bomb
P: Bleed
Q: Circle
W: Slow
E: Pull
R: Axe
P: Recover
Q: Charge
W: Armor
E: Spin
R: Sword
P: Hide
Q: Poison Attack
W: Go
E: Attack Poison
R: Poison Trap
P: Health
Q: Gas
W: Glue
E: Toss
R: Go Fast
P: Digest
Q: Knock Up
W: Roar
E: Spikes
R: Eat
P: Manaless
Q: Twirl Attack
W: Multi Attack
E: Dash Attack
R: Get Big
P: Helper
Q: Poof
W: Magic Trick
E: Move Helper
R: Make Big
P: Squee
Q: Rocket Attack
W: Anklebiters
E: Zap (wait a second...)
R: Rocket Ability
SpecterVonBaren2 votes
Probably what his passive should have for its explanation.
Golden Tager X1 votes
P: JoJo's
Q: Jump
W: Smack
E: Dodge
R passive: Rito's fetish
R active: Defense
DuskDaUmbreon1 votes
Q: Stabby in an area W: Wall of stabby E: Stabby dash R: Lotsa stabby P: No stabby.
P: Omnomnom souls Q: Throwing balls W: More balls E: Come hither R: Run awaaaaay!
Dicerson1 votes
W: Small Wave R: Big Wave
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/futuramafry.jpg
http://www.geeksays.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/photo-3-3.png
OF COURSE! SHE IS A FIRE TYPE!
GinkoG1 votes
P: Hp poofer
Q: Math
W: Let it rip
E: Pop goes the weasel
R: Dead meme
