On the first day of Leaguemas, Riot gave to me
A big fat nerf to my main!
On the second day of Leaguemas, Riot gave to me: Two Duo Queues And a big fat nerf to my main!
On the third day of Leaguemas, Riot gave to me: Three Wind Drakes Two Duo Queues And a big fat nerf to my main!
On the fourth day of Leaguemas, Riot gave to me: Four "mid or feed"s Three Wind Drakes Two Duo Queues And a big fat nerf to my main!
On the fifth day of Leaguemas, Riot gave to me: FIVE INSTALOCKS! Four "mid or feed"s Three Wind Drakes Two Duo Queues And a big fat nerf to my main!
On the sixth day of Leaguemas, Riot gave to me: Six Jungle reworks FIVE INSTALOCKS! Four "mid or feed"s Three Wind Drakes Two Duo Queues And a big fat nerf to my main!
On the seventh day of Leaguemas, Riot gave to me: Seven reports for "feeding" Six Jungle reworks FIVE INSTALOCKS! Four "mid or feed"s Three Wind Drakes Two Duo Queues And a big fat nerf to my main!
On the eighth day of Leaguemas, Riot gave to me: Eight champion shards Seven reports for "feeding" Six Jungle reworks FIVE INSTALOCKS! Four "mid or feed"s Three Wind Drakes Two Duo Queues And a big fat nerf to my main!
On the ninth day of Leaguemas, Riot gave to me: Nine buffs stolen Eight champion shards Seven reports for "feeding" Six Jungle reworks FIVE INSTALOCKS! Four "mid or feed"s Three Wind Drakes Two Duo Queues And a big fat nerf to my main!
On the tenth day of Leaguemas, Riot gave to me: Ten players raging Nine buffs stolen Eight champion shards Seven reports for "feeding" Six Jungle reworks FIVE INSTALOCKS! Four "mid or feed"s Three Wind Drakes Two Duo Queues And a big fat nerf to my main!
On the eleventh day of Leaguemas, Riot gave to me: Eleven towers lost Ten players raging Nine buffs stolen Eight champion shards Seven reports for "feeding" Six Jungle reworks FIVE INSTALOCKS! Four "mid or feed"s Three Wind Drakes Two Duo Queues And a big fat nerf to my main
MAINS!
Four 
mains
Three 
mains
Two 
mains
AND A BIG FAT 
MAIN
its time to go SONIC FAST 
