When I'm just farming and minding my own business and the enemy laner AA's me
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Seriously, just let me get my items and THEN I'll gladly bash your skull in, deal?
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Seriously, just let me get my items and THEN I'll gladly bash your skull in, deal?
: Rito, plz. I just wanna stack.
The great doge would not anger mordekaiser, he would simply farm.
Morde is fkn op as shit. He is a fucking raid boss dude.
His q is too strong man he literally 1 hits squishies in mid late game fights.
His ult is alright to play around buy it's his q that always fucks me over.
Damn son fk Morde
Edit: okay everyones in love with morde !
Oh sorry to hear you didn't notice the BRIGHT GLOWING MORNINGSTAR ON THE ONLY CHAMPION THAT NEEDS AN ITEM TO BE ABLE TO CATCH UP TO ANYONE. And I play Fizz so you know I hate the medieval Tony Stark
That's just
coming back to get you.
It's not Mord that people are in love with, it's Malicious Metal.
What you said:
Morde is fkn op as shit. He is a fucking raid boss dude.
His q is too strong man he literally 1 hits squishies in mid late game fights.
His ult is alright to play around buy it's his q that always fucks me over.
Damn son fk Morde
Edit: okay everyones in love with morde !
What I read:
OMG Morde OP I got within melee range of him and didn't try kiting. riot pls nerf the slowest champ with no inborn cc because I simply don't know how to fight him using simple game logic.
Perfect.
Seriously, just let me get my items and THEN I'll gladly bash your skull in, deal?
As an juggernaut main, i completely know how this is.
Get all the items you want, i scale too 
Then don't stand behind minions because I will use my Q to poke you while using it to last hit.
And you'd better hope you can catch me after I've farmed my items.
No one runs from

What about
then?
:)
Except you'll be coming from the jungle, at which point all I need is enough warning. :^)
I know right, like please, just let me get my Catalyst before I start demolishing you.
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