all hail teemo bitches
teemo isnt that bad...fizz in the other hand, just just..delete fizz from the game plz
Naah.
loves fish.
would you like some seafood with that double kill?
not even close to accurate this is accurate: https://youtu.be/vldaz_Cf7W0?t=1m15s
Tried overused used joke is overused
This should be the new Teemo 
And the other other one is just a Vladimir.

nah man... just nah
Just in case you don't know, in Vlad's lore it states that when he was young he developed an affinity for blood, killed 2 boys his own age, learned forbidden ways of Hemomancy, and has been happy mercilessly killing people and collecting their blood. So yeah that's why. :P
vlads a pansy in comparison to the hellspawn that is teemo
Be negative
...no
Yyyeeeesssss!! I can feel it.
Ugghhh, Please stop
Let it all out!
....
Wonderful
That. . . .sounded dirty. . . .I need to not play either of these two for a while.
I've seen this one a lot, but it makes me laugh every time.
fuck this stupid evil little bitchy piece of satan shit
Kinda expected that.
So the right one is cho gath right? the left one totally fits the top description
Too soon. You have summoned me too soon!
The seven Evils are one within me! I am legion!
I don't think so, Admiral. You see, at this point, I'm pretty much the Queen [censored] of the Universe. And not all of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way again.
You know these quotes and they fit Teemo :3
We have 45 Teemo mains admitting to it so far...
True Teemo mains vote that the post is accurate.
Hup two three four!
I had my ass handed to me top lane as a Teemo by Cho yesterday.... Chop my head off so many times.
yas- this is great c:
only click on 2 cuz im a rebel