A Memester's Dream - Galio's Return Pt. 1
The story continues off with our friend Galio leaving to obtain his rework. Weeks go by after the announcement and implementation but there is no word from him. Back at the undesirable lounge, our friends are deciding on the course of action. What ensues is an adventure of great misdememenours.
Original first post here: https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/KaHjuMd0-meanwhile-as-galio-is-getting-his-rework?sort_type=recent
: Guys... it's been a few days now, should we send someone to look for him?
: Hmm. Typically, a rework takes a couple of days to implement. We're nearing his second week of release but no sign of him...
: Yeah, if his rework was successful he should have showed up by now. Gasp! W-wait... you don't think he's...?
: It may be as we feared. He may have been given the Riot treatment.
: ...
Oh! Ahem! I forgot you were there. Hehe... xd
: Hmph!
: Aw come on, you're still hung up on about those changes? At least you made it out alive, that's more than some can say.
: Sigh... Yeah, I guess you're right. So... what's the plan guys? If it's as bad as you say Galio may be thinking of doing something stupid. We've got to stop him before that.
: I agree, we've got to get to him before he starts getting bad ideas stuck in his head.
: Yes.
: ...
: Which trash can did you crawl out o- oh.
: :^)
: Nunu, Mord! This isn't the time for jokes... Galio's life is at stake here.
: You're right, let's get a move on. You guys have any ideas where to start?
: Wait! Urgot, what was it that you just said before?
: That now isn't the time for jokes?
: No! Before that!
: Oh um... that Galio might get bad ideas stuck in his head?
: That's it! Stuck in his head! I remember I met a guy who knew a guy who talked about a guy who was an ex-operator of the Riot Rework Machine. He's got a really big head, some call him an egghead others - a madman. He may be just the person we need... if only I remembered where he resided.
: Oh! Oh! Willump know! Willump know big head guy!
Wow, really Willump? Good job!
Hehe, Willump make master proud yes?
: Hurry! Where is this big-headed guy located?
: Hehe, follow me! Me know the way!
..............
And so our friends started their perilous journey across Runeterra, all in hopes of searching for their long lost friend. Long days and nights were spent with worry and doubt in their minds. With bitter feet and hopeful hearts, the friends continued their journey, until...
..............
: Hold up! I sense someone up ahead.
: ?
: !@#! !@!@ $$@#! !@!$$ ^&^&^ @#@#@ !@&@$ $@$@^!& (HAHAHA! It is I, VEIGAR! You FOOLS have impeded upon my territory and for that, you will face your untimely DEMISE by my hand! Prepare to face my ultimate spell HAHAHA!)
: Awwwww! It's a cute little minion. Picks up... Hi little guy! What are you doing out here in these big bad woods by yourself?
!@!$@$ @^#&@ @#@&$ !@#^^ ^@&#^@ (What the- UNHAND ME YOU OAF!)
: Awww! I think he likes me! Hey guys, can we keep him? PLEASEEEEEEE.
: Er, yeah sure I guess. Let's just get on with the trip.
: Hmm, I don't know... if we take anymore pets we'll look like a moving zoo.
: ' ^ ~
That's not gonna work on me miste-
: ~ ^ ~
: Alright fine, you win. Let's just get going.
: Huzzah! Okay little guy, you can rest on my shoulder for the rest of the journey okay?
Plops
: ... (Well at least i'm hitching a free ride, even if it is on this baffoon...)
: Okay everyone seated and ready to go?
: stareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
: :^) Ahem, then let's go! On wards Willump!
Yes master!
..............
With their new companion taken along for the ride, our friends recuperate their motivations for the journey and continue delving deeper into the mountainous terrain. After many days of exhaustive travelling, they find reach their destination.
..............
: We here!
: (Noxus...? Was this the place where that egghead lived? Hmm... I can't remember.)
: Noxus huh, I haven't been here in ages. I must say... I don't recall a big headed gu- HOLY. What's going on here?
: WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE OF-
: DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN
: It seems to be... some sort of masquerade party. Willump, is this the big headed guy you were on about?
: Yes, yes metal man! This is place. Him and him and him and him are big head guy!
: Right... so let's find the original then. You two there! Do you know this guy - points at Draven hat?
: Draven?
: Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven. Nods head and walks off.
: Er... I guess we should follow him?
: Sounds like a plan.
Inside Draven's tent
: Oh, I have visitors? Welcome! Welcome! Please, sit down and make yourselves comfortable gentleman.
: (Let me handle this guys.) Thank you oh gracious one.
: Ah, think nothing of it. So tell me friends, what brings you three, er four to my humble establishment? I didn't realise Draven day was this popular all around Runeterra!
: @!@## %!@!@ !@!@^$^ @#@&& ! !@^&^$@&^# (WHAT, YOU TOTALLY JUST RAISED THREE FINGERS NOW! WAS THAT A SHORT JOKE?!)
: Oh forgive my pet, I just recently picked him up. He's still a baby but I promise he won't bite! He's just quite barky. Oh and um, the reason why my group and I have travelled so long and far, your graciousness, is to find our long lost friend. A friend that may have walked through these parts on his to Riot's Rework headquarters?
: Oh? If he's been through these parts, then I'm sure I can identify him. Afterall, Draven knows where Draven goes... let me get my log book and run through the visitors. What did you say his name was?
: His name was Galio your grace.
: Oh Urgot is that you? Wow, it's been a long time. You've er, aged well. So galio was it...? G... g... ah! Hm. No sign of Galio in the g-section. You sure he went through here?
: Yeah! He's this kind of blue and gold rock guy. You can't have missed him! There's no one else that looks like him, I'm sure!
: Wait. Blue and gold you say? Those are demacian colours. Have you been conspiring against me Urgot?
: H-huh? What? No.
: HAHAHA, I know what this is! So this is what you've been up to! Conspiring with demacians to usurp me and ruin my Draven day!
You were this close too, if only your bumbling mouth didn't get the better of you! It's too late! GUARDS! ARREST THESE MEN AND LOCK THEM UP!
: DRAAAAAAAAAAAVENNNN.
: DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVENNN!
: (OH SHI-!)
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