Don't

Nameless Voice·Jul 14, 2014·41 votes·10,203 views

Don't chase:

Don't dive:

Don't focus:

Don't buy:

Don't see:

Don't forget to ban:

Don't pick:

Don't expect a game without (at least one of):

71 Comments

RiotSweetJul 14, 201437 votes

Don't stop, believin'.

MarhsallLee67Jul 14, 201410 votes

Hold on to that fee-lii-iiin~

RiotSweetJul 14, 201413 votes

Streetlight people

MarhsallLee67Jul 14, 20142 votes

Doooon't stop... belieeeeevin'

MrBuffingtonJul 14, 20145 votes

We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I

amodudeJul 15, 201410 votes

mom's spaghetti item 3188

be kind all chatJul 17, 20143 votes

If we're talking worst Eminem lines, can't forget "Now you get to watch her leave out the window Guess that's why they call it window pane" item 3151

PurpleKingCrazyJul 29, 20141 votes

I'll pick Urgot any day.

And don't stop lovin' Leona .

And I don't stop believin'!

MrMilkManiacJul 14, 201413 votes

Also, don't dive Alistar

It doesn't end well :)

DreystJul 15, 20143 votes

CAN'T MILK THESE

WinchesterWolfJul 20, 20141 votes

Also, don't dive

It doesn't end well :)

"milk maniac"

CaptainWednesdayJul 14, 201412 votes

You said don't chase Udyr - Lulu - Kassadin as if I can actually catch them.

Elan TedronaiJul 15, 20144 votes

The don't chase rule is not applicable to Warwick with item 3153 and item 3022 .

Watching Udyr panic when he realizes he actually can't out run me is fun.

REPORTING TEEMOJul 17, 20143 votes

FOLLOW ME!!! I'LL GET HIM!!! Blitzcrank summoner 4 summoner 3 item 3274 item 3096

SamNotForgottenJul 22, 20141 votes

It's only fun if they run.

be kind all chatJul 14, 20149 votes

So, pick AP Urgot jungle against Alistar ADC, subsequently forget to ban Kassadin so he derps around all game and uses purple power to teleport, round out the team with Viktor, (bra)ZILLION, Zac, Short Joke Purple Guy, and Mr. Numero Uno Mordekaiser huehuehuehue, purchase Sword of the Occult and Ohmwrecker, focus Mundo every day, dive troll pole and troll pool fish and man, and chase Singed? Sounds like a plan. Oh, and if the strategy isn't clear enough to your team, then take summoner 13 !

SunfieldJul 16, 20149 votes

Don't forget item 3341 item 3340 item 3342

Don't buff Irelia

Don't milk Alistar

AutiniqueJul 14, 20146 votes

Why not pick olaf, soraka or alistar? These 3 champions are perfectly fine to play. As for Urgot, I have no words..

TamatJul 14, 20145 votes

Don't screw with:

Pantheon

Star WardenJul 14, 20145 votes

What fool wouldn't buy item 3056 ?? It is a great item for turret diving, especially on an AP support.

A lot of this isn't really that good for info.

Urgot is actually good and Soraka has her advantages. Kassadin isn't that great, shut him down pre-6 and keep secondary focus on him from that point on through the match. Alistar is more of a niche pick for 5's teams rather than solo que. In solo que he doesn't work NEARLY as well.

item 3131 can actually do work at deleting squishies. item 3124 is an amazing item on the right champion and can really do work.

Seriously, this is just a horrible advice post for anyone other than new players until they learn how to handle these special techniques.

Nameless VoiceJul 15, 20144 votes

Don't....

... explain the joke.

Nameless VoiceJul 15, 20143 votes

Or maybe I need to?

The list is supposed to be humorous, not an actual guide to live by. It's playing on common expectations. I personally don't have a problem with Braum, for example, but everyone always bans him in almost every game, so he's on the list because that's the common expectation. All of the things I've said not to do are perfectly reasonable to do in certain circumstances.

REPORTING TEEMOJul 17, 20142 votes

I was going to say the same thing!!!!! Jinx !! TAKE A CHILL PILL, ITS JUST A POST. NOT GUIDELINES!!!

The LexerJul 19, 20141 votes

And if it is guidelines, doesn't mean its a must

"Rules can be broken, like buildings, or people" Jinx

Mistress MadokaJul 25, 20141 votes

Hence, Tribunal FAQ question 11/12

RiotShoefaceJul 17, 20145 votes

Don't be afraid...

Tryndamere

Ironclad DragonJul 21, 20141 votes

"MAY THE BEST ULT WIN."

midoriiJul 14, 20144 votes

Don't you trust me? Ahri

EMOFRATPARTYJul 17, 20144 votes

Don't chase:

Waterfalls.

MarhsallLee67Jul 14, 20143 votes

You forgot item 3041 on the "Don't Buy" list.

You should also change the "Don't See" list so that LeeSin is the only one on the list.

Z46Jul 14, 20142 votes

item 3041 is actually a good, cheap choice on an AP support, as it allows them to have increasing AP without wasting much gold; since supports tend to have high sustainability, they can also rack up assists. It's item 3141 that's generally useless unless you want to snowball off a Proxy Singed or you're already heavily snowballing.

WullfJul 17, 20143 votes

how about I pick Olaf and buy item 3056 and item 3131 and then dive Lissandra ?

Mr KrypJul 14, 20142 votes

I like this.

DreCelloJul 14, 20142 votes

Nice forum!

DeclinedJul 14, 20142 votes

Y u no adding Leblanc ¿?

TerraRisingJul 14, 20142 votes

Don't give Yorick an Upgrade... Soon™ or at any time.

Luner HunterJul 15, 20142 votes

lol "Don't expect a game without (at least one of):" so much win!

Liam NeesonJul 16, 20142 votes

Don't Duel: Aatrox Fiddlesticks Sion Irelia Fiora

pkplaya2Jul 20, 20141 votes

Don't forget Yorick

SilverclawJul 16, 20142 votes

Forgot Shen on the don't dive list. Seriously, he can taunt every diver under the tower. Free double kill!

GixiaJul 17, 20142 votes

I always catch and kill Fizz when I chase him.

I actually have a great deal of success buying item 3124 on Akali .

And a friend of mine usually does quite well when he picks Urgot .

So nyah.

HeadHonchkrowDec 2, 20141 votes

I use gunblade, how is rageblade?

GixiaDec 2, 20141 votes

I use both, generally building rageblade after gunblade. I find it's surprisingly effective. It stacks up pretty quickly in a fight, and once it does the combined ad/ap become very gold efficient. It's definitely not as bursty as a full AP build, but the amount of sustain it gives is ridiculous, especially with the combined lifesteal/spellvamp bump once you drop below 50%. The end result is that it takes an entire team focusing to burst me down otherwise I'm going to outsustain pretty much everyone while still having solid, if not as great, burst.

That said, all that mainly applied to pre-W changes Akali, when shroud gave armor and MR. I haven't played much of her since the change to give MS instead so I don't know how that might change the effectiveness of it.

SilverclawJul 18, 20142 votes

Evelynn would have been a really funny don't see pick. PLZ.

PtarlorrJul 15, 20141 votes

Wait...so people should buy Banner of Command?

Also, I never see Kennen and I'm glad Quinn's not under "don't pick". (Does Kennen ever get used? Does he even have any fans?)

Nameless VoiceJul 15, 20143 votes

The four in the "don't pick" list are the four champions who were intentionally over-nerfed and dropped to the very bottom of the win rate list afterwards.

Quinn actually has a decent win rate.

REPORTING TEEMOJul 17, 20141 votes

Just wondered what peoples ideas would be if you could use a jungler who's ulti was simpkly to reveal for a short duration ALL jungle camps and possbly teleport to one? What would his other abilites look like? Ap? Ad? Tank? What would his lore be and his looks and such? Just had the idea of the ulti and i wanna see what others can make of it!{{summoner:2}}