Don't
Don't chase:
Don't dive:
Don't focus:
Don't buy:
Don't see:
Don't forget to ban:
Don't pick:
Don't expect a game without (at least one of):
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Don't stop, believin'.
Also, don't dive
It doesn't end well :)
You said don't chase - - as if I can actually catch them.
So, pick AP Urgot jungle against Alistar ADC, subsequently forget to ban Kassadin so he derps around all game and uses purple power to teleport, round out the team with Viktor, (bra)ZILLION, Zac, Short Joke Purple Guy, and Mr. Numero Uno Mordekaiser huehuehuehue, purchase Sword of the Occult and Ohmwrecker, focus Mundo every day, dive troll pole and troll pool fish and man, and chase Singed?
Sounds like a plan.
Oh, and if the strategy isn't clear enough to your team, then take 
!
Don't forget
Don't buff
Don't milk
Why not pick olaf, soraka or alistar? These 3 champions are perfectly fine to play. As for Urgot, I have no words..
Don't be afraid...
Don't screw with:
What fool wouldn't buy ??
It is a great item for turret diving, especially on an AP support.
A lot of this isn't really that good for info.
is actually good and has her advantages. isn't that great, shut him down pre-6 and keep secondary focus on him from that point on through the match. is more of a niche pick for 5's teams rather than solo que. In solo que he doesn't work NEARLY as well.
can actually do work at deleting squishies. is an amazing item on the right champion and can really do work.
Seriously, this is just a horrible advice post for anyone other than new players until they learn how to handle these special techniques.
Don't you trust me?
Don't chase:
Waterfalls.
You forgot 
on the "Don't Buy" list.
You should also change the "Don't See" list so that is the only one on the list.
how about I pick and buy and and then dive ?
I like this.
lol "Don't expect a game without (at least one of):" so much win!
Don't Duel:
Don't give 
an Upgrade... Soon™ or at any time.
Forgot Shen on the don't dive list. Seriously, he can taunt every diver under the tower. Free double kill!
Nice forum!
would have been a really funny don't see pick. PLZ.
Y u no adding 
¿?
I always catch and kill when I chase him.
I actually have a great deal of success buying on 
.
And a friend of mine usually does quite well when he picks .
So nyah.
Don't pick alistar? He is a great support.
Wait...so people should buy Banner of Command?
Also, I never see Kennen and I'm glad Quinn's not under "don't pick". (Does Kennen ever get used? Does he even have any fans?)
Just wondered what peoples ideas would be if you could use a jungler who's ulti was simpkly to reveal for a short duration ALL jungle camps and possbly teleport to one? What would his other abilites look like? Ap? Ad? Tank? What would his lore be and his looks and such? Just had the idea of the ulti and i wanna see what others can make of it!{{summoner:2}}
Why can't I buy ?