Is Anyone Else Gonna Talk About the Odyssey Crewmember Analysis?

Sona: Beat: Confirmed can drop it. Ziggs: Capitalism Level: Late Stage. Yasuo: Girlfriend Status: Rumoured to exist, probably quite angry by now. Malphite: Always wanted to be: A doctor Jinx: Weird Secret Crush: Ordinal Kayn. I know right? Kayn: Favourite Karaoke Video: Oh My God [Feat. Ahri] Evil Monster Scythe: Oh Yes Indeedy

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