Whenever the enemy Assassin complains about not being able to kill me

Malicious Metal·Oct 25, 2016·70 votes·3,681 views

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89 Comments

RalanrOct 25, 201635 votes

Am I full health as Sion? Yes. Ok time to ruin someone's day.

Glory ln DeathOct 25, 201632 votes

Am I half health as Sion? Yes. Ok, time to ruin someone's day.

TheSequelsRBadOct 25, 201645 votes

Am I dead as Sion? Ok, time to ruin someone's day.

Glory ln DeathOct 25, 201618 votes

Truer words have never been spoken.

RalanrOct 25, 201631 votes

Am I Sion? Ok, time to ruin someone's day.

Glory ln DeathOct 25, 201612 votes

I have been proven wrong, it seems.

Arkyeus1Oct 26, 201610 votes

Am I full ad Sion support? Ok, time to ruin someone's day.

MaizieaOct 26, 201619 votes

Your ADC's day perhaps?

5000000000000000Oct 26, 201611 votes

They're someone XD

Erractic EickOct 26, 20162 votes

I recall one ARAM game as Sion. I wanted to reach 10k health. I never did.

Because at 7k health I 1v5ed the enemy team until my ultimate came up, and then ate their Nexus.

TheBentOn3Oct 25, 201617 votes

TahmKench , Not only are you not killing me, you aren't killing my adc either.

Zed Yasuo : TK so busted!

I live for those moments.

EvilUnicornLordOct 26, 20169 votes

"Braum shield so ******ing broken."

"Says the man with the windwall."

IceKingChernobogOct 26, 20163 votes

{quoted}

, Not only are you not killing me, you aren't killing my adc either.

: TK so busted!

I live for those moments.

I miss the days where i can torment top laners with kench...

Pierce The VealOct 25, 20166 votes

Pretty much the only champion I have to think twice about fighting as Akali.

KoKobotoOct 25, 20165 votes

Yeah Tank Akali is pretty busted

woobeeOct 26, 20167 votes

judging by a quick look at his match history, he doesn't play tank Akali.

Divine WindsOct 27, 20162 votes

judging by not looking at your match history, I conclude that I don't know anything about your match history

woobeeOct 27, 20161 votes

loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss loss

TheSequelsRBadOct 25, 20169 votes

Not Illaoi ?

Pierce The VealOct 25, 20165 votes

{quoted}

Not ?

I can sort of fight her. Basically I have to get her to blow her ult.

TheSequelsRBadOct 25, 201613 votes

Fair enough.

As a lvl 7 Illaoi player, I can confirm most people don't realize how weak she is without her ult.

Raid Boss MordeOct 26, 20164 votes

As a level 6 Illaoi who has had 2 tokens for the longest time but hasn't been playing many normal games, I can confirm. If you ever want to fight Illaoi, do it when her ult is down.

Illaoi feels pretty useless when it's on CD.

MordepoolOct 25, 20165 votes

{quoted}

Pretty much the only champion I have to think twice about fighting as Akali.

Akali's make very disciplined Ghosts though :)

Pierce The VealOct 25, 20162 votes

{quoted}

Akali's make very disciplined Ghosts though :)

But Akali ghost is pretty much useless for anything except dealing damage to turrets?

MordepoolOct 26, 20163 votes

{quoted}

But Akali ghost is pretty much useless for anything except dealing damage to turrets?

It's a reference to twin disciplines

Auz the RipperOct 26, 20162 votes

that actually would be pretty strong, depending on how the magic damage interacts with the bonus AD the ult gives her ghost

Pierce The VealOct 26, 20164 votes

{quoted}

It's a reference to twin disciplines

I realized.

I just like to force people to clarify their bad jokes ;P

You know what would have been an even better bad joke? Akali's ghost are twice as disciplined as any other ghost you've ever had.

EvilUnicornLordOct 25, 20166 votes

I can do you one better.

Poppy item 3111 item 3068 item 3025 item 3065 item 3512 item 3022 + item 2138

The combined efforts of three of the enemy team couldn't kill me.

~~Granted I had a world less damage than that build on Morde. Tanks and juggernauts are two different things.~~

AcidTheWarlockOct 26, 20166 votes

HAH I ate a whole team's damage without a full build!

Yorick

item 3111 item 3078 item 3748 item 3156 item 3512

Granted I healed a lot with Q and Grasp during that fight, but still, it gets really damn funny to see people CC chain you and kite and teamfight the best they can and you STILL don't die.

EvilUnicornLordOct 26, 20163 votes

Yeah, I pretty much did the same thing on my first time playing New Yorick. And to think, they gave him buffs!

CookyPrinceOct 26, 20161 votes

did they not build item 3071 or any other armor pen items item 3036 ?

EvilUnicornLordOct 26, 20163 votes

Evidently not, I'd have to check the match history.

But if they had anyone like Yi, Fiora, or Vayne, my tank career would've been short-lived since Poppy relies on resistances more than health.

Sahn UzalOct 26, 20164 votes

Gangplank item 3078 item 3748 item 3111 item 3053 item 3065 item 3742

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBiSFmmBOXyNt-ag5x2SjTuHEv4dR2XuIxRXzSnouLBYointDs

Spaceman5pffOct 26, 20163 votes

Fiora item 3074 item 3071 item 3065 item 3742 item 3053 item 3047

http://www.pophistorydig.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1994-smithsonian-mar-60.jpg

Sahn UzalOct 26, 20163 votes

Get that abomination outa my face D: I sincerely dislike Fiora.

EvilUnicornLordOct 26, 20161 votes

I heard Pantheon is a good counter.

If only I had or could play Pantheon.

Sahn UzalOct 26, 20161 votes

I can do pretty well vs her as GP, I still really dislike her though.

EvilUnicornLordOct 26, 20161 votes

Was stabbed with true damage.

Ate oranges.

Was not K.

Sahn UzalOct 26, 20162 votes

BLASPHEMY! ORANGES MAKE IT K! THEY ALLWAYS DO!

EndlessSorcererOct 25, 20163 votes

Lux item 3158 item 3027 item 3157 item 3089 item 3135 item 3026

Try me, bitch.

EvilUnicornLordOct 26, 20166 votes

I did play Lux vs. Morde OFA.

At one point, one of the Mordekaisers put in all chat "So worth, I got 2 cs!" After dying.

Electro522Oct 26, 20164 votes

At least he accepted defeat.

5000000000000000Oct 26, 20162 votes

"Gracious in defeat"

An Unseen RengarOct 26, 20162 votes

I had a time when I was full build rengar 17/3 level 18 vs a 4/11 level 17 mordekaiser. He had a thornmail, but I didnt think it would matter. I jumped him and he dicked me. we won anyway but still thats bs...

EvilUnicornLordOct 26, 20164 votes

Even when an assassin is ahead, they can't solo tanks and juggernauts, so don't try.

Every Fizz ever, I swear...

An Unseen RengarOct 28, 20161 votes