What really happened during gangplanks rework

Somewhere deep within Rito HQ

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : So now, how is the rework going for gangplank?

Riot employee: Well sir, we've given gangplank a new ability and new effects as well as tons of damage just as you directed...Sir.

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : ......

Riot employee : ....

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] :................... >:c

Riot emplyee : I..i mean puns of damage...

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : Very good, with this we will soon be able to launch the new map as well as gangplank, but first..

Riot employee : ???..

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : We need to rework mf as well, lets start by giving her strut more...strut, from now it shall also be activated by W

Riot employee : alright got it.

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : Also we will be removing her grievous wounds from W to compensate for this buff.

Riot employee: Yes si- Wait what?

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : Very good now, with these changes the new event is bound to be a new hit lets start and get to work.

Riot employee : B-but sir, surely this is a quite a nerf to Mf no? and at such an event..i thin-

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : What was that?.. are you questioning my methods?

Riot employee: N-no sir, its just th-

Riot employee gets smacked across the room

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : ..........

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : Now what other agendas do we have?

Riot employee 2 : Well Sir with this new rework for Gangplank, we also had our eyes on Yorick, he hasn't been touched for years and he hasnt even seen any time in the free week rotation, what are your plans and orders for him?

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : ........

Riot Employee 2 : .........??

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : Yes, as i was saying this new Bilgewater event shall be a grand success, we shall begin the teasing the moment gangplank and Mf are ready.

http://i.imgur.com/gNtE2cU.jpg[/img] : ....understand?

Riot employee 2: Y-yes sir, right away..we shall begin at once..

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