An awkward meeting.
Finally! The day my rework is here! I'm excited!
Walks up to a counter with Vayne behind it
Do you have your documents?
Yes, um... right here.Hands over documents
Half-heartedly scans the papers, then hands them back
ID please.
Hands ID
Stamps ID, then points
Head to Gate W.
Um... thank you, you too!
So, this is gate W- oof!
Sighs, then picks up dropped papers
Here, let me help-
Thanks, but I'm... hey, you're Galio, aren't you?
Uh... yeah! Shen, right? Nice to meet you!
Congrats on the rework.
Thanks!
If you don't mind me asking, what'd they give you? Anything you like?
Yeah, they gave me really cool stuff. Like I can charge up a damage reduction shield and then have this ** huge AoE taunt**. And get this, it scales with my resistances!
Oh. Sounds... neat.
And they gave me this dash with this huge hitbox that can't be interrupted by CC, and it knocks up the person I hit!
Oh, that's...cool...
And I have a huge range dash to an ally that's so fast it might as well be a teleport! And I give them a huge damage reduction buff, and I knock up enemies in a huge radius and everything. And the best part is it can't be interrupted by CC!
Wow, the cooldown on that must be huge.
Yeah, it's a whole 160 seconds. At least** it isn't the full 3 minutes**, right? Haha. Pretty long for an ultimate, though.
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So... uh... what are you here for?
I'm... uh... updating my stats. For... my... nerfs...
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HOLY SHIT GUYS RIOT FINALLY GAVE IT TO ME CHECK OUT THIS HOT MIX
Starts furiously banging on his cow bell
GET OUT!! GET OUT HERE!! EVERYONE GET OUT!
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL.