An awkward meeting.

Melledoneus··61 votes·3,174 views

Galio Finally! The day my rework is here! I'm excited! Walks up to a counter with Vayne behind it Vayne Do you have your documents? Galio Yes, um... right here.Hands over documents Vayne Half-heartedly scans the papers, then hands them back ID please. Galio Hands ID Vayne Stamps ID, then points Head to Gate W. Galio Um... thank you, you too! Galio So, this is gate W- oof! Shen Sighs, then picks up dropped papers Galio Here, let me help- Shen Thanks, but I'm... hey, you're Galio, aren't you? Galio Uh... yeah! Shen, right? Nice to meet you! Shen Congrats on the rework. Galio Thanks! Shen If you don't mind me asking, what'd they give you? Anything you like? Galio Yeah, they gave me really cool stuff. Like I can charge up a damage reduction shield and then have this ** huge AoE taunt**. And get this, it scales with my resistances! Shen Oh. Sounds... neat. Galio And they gave me this dash with this huge hitbox that can't be interrupted by CC, and it knocks up the person I hit! Shen Oh, that's...cool... Galio And I have a huge range dash to an ally that's so fast it might as well be a teleport! And I give them a huge damage reduction buff, and I knock up enemies in a huge radius and everything. And the best part is it can't be interrupted by CC! Shen Wow, the cooldown on that must be huge. Galio Yeah, it's a whole 160 seconds. At least** it isn't the full 3 minutes**, right? Haha. Pretty long for an ultimate, though. Shen ... Galio So... uh... what are you here for? Shen I'm... uh... updating my stats. For... my... nerfs... Galio ...oh. Shen ... Galio ... Shen ... Galio ... Shen ... Galio ... Alistar HOLY SHIT GUYS RIOT FINALLY GAVE IT TO ME CHECK OUT THIS HOT MIX Starts furiously banging on his cow bell

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esmelar17 votes

Galio Hey you fella , what are you... Aatrox GET OUT!! GET OUT HERE!! EVERYONE GET OUT! Galio Aw sorry dude, We will leave you alone dont want any trouble Aatrox Wait you can stay Ali Alistar Uhh?? sure Aatrox ... Alistar ... Aatrox Did I say stop playing?!! Alistar Uh umm no. I'll continue DONK DONK DONK DONK Aatrox Beautiful

Melledoneus5 votes

Someone get me a Jojo-style kanji of "DONK" right now.

Taliyahc8 votes

Galio :Shen... You're fired

Melledoneus12 votes

Shen From...? Galio Um... (you have a point there...) Shen ...because if you're quoting Schwarzenegger you're bringing up REALLY old memories. And not particularly good ones... Galio Um... hasta la vista, then... ######Shen The hand bone connected to the... axe bone... gah...

GetMariahCarried3 votes

*Reads first quarter* *Suspects this could be a Shen X Galio ship* *Refuses to read the rest... just in case*

Kled YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL.

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50000000000000002 votes

Yes, but Shen can dash over walls and that makes up for his long cooldown on ultimate, since he's so mobile. /s

Melledoneus5 votes

Did I ever tell you about the multi-Shen theory?

PureSilvrr2 votes

no

HeimerLmao2 votes

It's sad, but his wall-dashing breaks the theory- invicible Shen can't stand in a wall, his dash should NOT go through walls, but it does. It must mean that it's one Shen with multiple bodies (such complicated very a lot) and walls in LOL don't actually exist

Melledoneus2 votes

Believe it or not, but terrain is also made of camouflaged Shens.

marginalMegladon2 votes

Dat ali

PePsiLemoNN2 votes

Galio Um... thank you, you too!

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