Let's make some League puns!!!

AhmCha·6/30/2016, 10:11:17 AM·32 votes·1,882 views

If Faker played Pantheon would that make him Baker? Who's Runeterra's best selling Popstar? Ahri anna Grande! How does Leona like her eggs? Sunny Side Up!!!!!! What kinds of drugs do Yordle's take? Gnar cotics !!!! Why did Yorick hitTwistedFate with his shovel? Cuz TF digs Graves and that's Yorick's job!!!! What did Leona say to her gf when she got home? I was Diana see you!!! (I'm not sorry Face the Sun) Why is everyone's favorite Rune Mage a virgin? He just can't Ryze to the occasion. What's Lucian 's least favorite chore? Taking out the Thresh .

Ok, I'm done, my mission in life has been accomplished. I can die a happy man now.

37 Comments

Melledoneus6/30/2016, 2:50:15 PM23 votes

I don't have time to deal with your meaningless Shenanigans. You might think you're charming or Corki when you make puns, but LeeSin here you little Fizz. You're not a Jhinius, thinking you can Rammus with stupid puns. I've put your Kindred spirits in Graves before, and if you continue to display this lack of Talont I will be forced to Ryze up and start something, no holds Bard.

I Garentee you won't like what TwistedFate I have planned for you. So Elise you're ready to Rumble, don't make me kick your Ashe.

Sivir scrub.

Skelenth6/30/2016, 12:01:42 PM15 votes

Why does Karmas popularity decrease when she got reworked? Because she lost her fans

Schàdenfreude6/30/2016, 6:58:30 PM3 votes

I can make a Zilean puns. I just don't have any that are Brand new.

KONO RUBICK DA6/30/2016, 12:44:22 PM3 votes

What do you say when sona escaped for the 3rd time? now it's personal

Chaos6896/30/2016, 11:59:34 AM3 votes

You wanna hear a great joke? "Riot is fair" Actually that was a bad joke, but I honestly don't care.

DarkSunSovereign6/30/2016, 3:36:35 PM3 votes

LeeSin here, these puns are way too old (yes, we did Nidalee Sin pun). We need some Brand new puns sometime soon, cuz when you talk about old puns, this is about Ezreal as it gets.

TheSequelsRBad6/30/2016, 1:31:19 PM2 votes

Urgot to be kidding me with these unVolibearable puns.

Mike Kachowski6/30/2016, 2:01:54 PM2 votes

Why is Twitch the most well dressed champion? Because he comes from the sewers

Eximilitary6/30/2016, 6:27:41 PM2 votes

someone has a crush on vel'koz. they try to confess but fail. later, they tell their friend this. the friend says "why couldn't you confess?" "vel'koz I was too nervous!"

Combozone6/30/2016, 10:09:50 PM1 votes

"start a never-ending pun thread without using Garen’s icon. We Garen -tee you it’s impossible."

wungus bill7/1/2016, 12:47:44 AM1 votes

MasterYi t

athame7/1/2016, 2:30:37 AM1 votes

Tried to find a meme about bathing in all the puns... Somehow there isnt one o.o

Chatillon7/1/2016, 3:58:23 AM1 votes

SAhri I'm Thresh out of really Bard puns

Galio !
Galio ! Galio Fizz garo!

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xxxDogmanxxx7/1/2016, 12:57:35 PM1 votes

Udyr lord, I'm Shacoing my head at all these bad puns.

Elikain7/1/2016, 1:35:33 PM1 votes

I'd concern myself with this thread, but i ain't got the time Zilean

Ryzing2Diamond6/30/2016, 12:18:03 PM1 votes

You've offended me with your Ryze pun.

The Lexer6/30/2016, 3:30:57 PM1 votes

Is Face the Sun everybody's new favorite target?

Teslablade6/30/2016, 7:23:24 PM1 votes

Did you hear about the time the Solari went skateboarding? It was radical.

bottledpoop6/30/2016, 7:23:40 PM1 votes

AurelionSol + Nami = Aureli big tsunami

Pr0Meister6/30/2016, 7:49:06 PM1 votes

So, guys, didja check this brand new stream on Twitch ?

Darius Strada6/30/2016, 7:55:16 PM1 votes

Urgot to be kidding me.This puns are unVolibear able. Get some imJhin ation and make some Brand new ones to tell.

Zarvanis6/30/2016, 8:05:45 PM1 votes

Irelia-t to not get involved in this. I can't take it Annie more. Yorick-spected to come up with some thing new. Pay the Fiora beating is in your future. Kennen fodder. Illaoi-t to continue. En-Jhin-eer LeeSin to your heart. If MasterYi was a baker, he'd be Master Yeast.

I have over a 100 of these written down somewhere. Because I use my time wisely.

Lady Hammerlock6/30/2016, 9:26:07 PM1 votes

This was not nasus-ary