"JxE- Mains the engineer in TF2. If asked, he will reply with "nope.""

Hey, look, buddy. I'm an rioter. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is balance?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of cancer philosophy.

I solve practical problems. [drinks from a bottle of wine; resumes playing] For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new champion pathing? The answer: use a spaghetti code. And if that don't work

Use more spaghetti code

Like this heavy-caliber death recap designed by me... [kicks the jungler's hand away; smite tracks that it did 100% of health in damage] ...built by me, and you best hope... [pauses making spaghetti; deadly serious] ...not pointed at you.