Describe movies in League terminology
For example
The Revenant: Volibear ruins everything
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Lord of the Rings: Velkoz wants your dorans ring
Underworld: Vayne won't die, even if her love is a fucking werewolf hybrid.
Hunger Games: Vayne gets nerfed hard and tries to lane with Taric.
The Little Mermaid: 
sees 
on a passing ship and wants to bang him so she grows legs via evil witch (
) and, after spending the day with him, decides it's best to get married immediately. Because what's logic?