Describe movies in League terminology

Trolosaurus·Apr 5, 2016·2 votes·289 views

For example

The Revenant: Volibear ruins everything

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Fondling GemsApr 5, 20163 votes

Lord of the Rings: Velkoz wants your dorans ring

SkelenthApr 5, 20162 votes

Teemo, Rumble, Heimerdinger, Ziggs and Veigar Greybeard wander out to bring the Dark Seal to Emerald Taric. He then decides that the 4 yordles, Veigar Greybeard, Rugged Garen, Gragas Caskbreaker, Varus Swiftbolt and they-guy-who-dies-later-on shall venture out to throw the hideous item into the smoldering pits of Mount Targon. To destroy Vel'Koz and to ensure Mordekaiser never returns from beyond the veil

Fondling GemsApr 5, 20161 votes

Pfft, the best part of that description is that I can't remember his name either. Idk pick some douchey champ like yi. Close enough.

SkelenthApr 5, 20161 votes

It's Boromir. I actually wanted to take him as Garen, but then I wouldn't have an Aragorn

Fondling GemsApr 5, 20161 votes

Ahh right. Welp, doesn't change the fact that he was terrible lol.

ModAttysu The PoroApr 5, 20161 votes

Underworld: Vayne won't die, even if her love is a fucking werewolf hybrid.

CannonLordFreedApr 6, 20161 votes

Hunger Games: Vayne gets nerfed hard and tries to lane with Taric.

PailidinApr 6, 20161 votes

The Little Mermaid: Nami sees JarvanIV on a passing ship and wants to bang him so she grows legs via evil witch ( Leblanc ) and, after spending the day with him, decides it's best to get married immediately. Because what's logic?