How do you think the encounter will go?
#RULES!
No serious misfortune can befall Lux or Poppy (i.e. neither of them can get killed, badly hurt, etc.)
Also, try to make it cutesy, if possible.
#My example
- "Oh, you are so CUUUUUTE~! And these are so soft!"
- "Ow! OW! Stop tugging on my ears!"
It's pretty obvious what will happen.
: Are you a Hero?
: I guess...?
: Want my hammer?
: I don't think I can carry that . . .
: >>
: <<
: Okay then. Bye.
Excuse me, can you try out this hammer on that enemy over there?
Sure shoots out Q with hammer
GASP that must be the light the hammer emits when the chosen one wields it. I FOUND THE HERO AT LAST :D
leaves
... meh, I like my staff better :L
tosses hammer and leaves
the end
Poppy walks up to Lux. "Stop. Hammer time." You could probably guess what happens next (and please do, because I don't know what comes after that)
: Hi, could you pls hold my hammer for a bit?
: Sure why not
:gives Lux the hammer
:Oh god why is that so heavy?! AAAAAAh my arms!
:her both arms are getting ripped out from the weight of the hammer
:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
:AAAAAAAAH!
And that's why you drink your milk kids. The end. Also losing arms isn't "badly hurt".
: (Could she be the hero?) Hey, you over there!
: Hides teen girl things crudely behind back I wasn't doing anything illegal I swear!
Opens eyes Oh. What a cutesy yordle!
: .....
Anyways, hold this hammer for me.
: Stares Uhh.... Only my brother would be able to carry that...
: Just try it!
: Fails comically to pick up hammer
: ....Well it's shining...
Leaves
