What is it?
Azir: Pizza delivery guy. THE ORDER IS GIVEN
Yorick: Funeral director
Zed: Professional government spy
Talon: Rakes the leaves off of your yard during the fall. The only catch is that he's using spinning shurikens to rake the leaves. And he may or may not decide to "accidentally" hit you with one. But you accept these terms when you hire him.
unpaid intern
Imagine if I had a real job!
guy who taste tests and eats oranges to see which is k to go into the supermarkets.
I have no idea who downvoted me. :(
runs a dating site
fixes broken weapons
yoga teacher
works at a night club
These five already have a job.
It's called Heavy Metal. They're very good at it.
provides electricity for everyone.
Power-Plants go out of business.
: um...
: errr....
: uhhhhhhh
: CEO of the lead air conditioning company
: eggman
: Leads a Satanist cult
you know....
Birthday party entertainer.
Shaco's first client.
Rock and Roll star.
World's most adorable history exhibit.
Seaworld worker/exhibit.
Seaworld shark bait.
Shaco's defense attorney.
Shaco's prosecutor.
Bailiff.
Veterinary practitioner.
Nurse/Dietary specialist.
Professional boxer.
The anti-Christ.
Butcher/Part-time model.
Seeing eye dog trainer.
Pirate.
Dairy farmer.
Draven
Loose cannon police officer.
Marriage counselor.
Karma's first customers.
Jobs? You're kidding, right? (I'm not actually racist, don't hurt me. >_<)
Professional falconer.
Baker. (Obviously)
Optometrist.
Professional Master Yi/Vayne/Riven player.
Door to door salesman.
Professional jailbreaking specialist.
NBA superstar
Ice House Owner
Italian Only Valet Driver
Big Cat Rescue (Part of the Exhibit)
Wal-mart Greeter
Children's Birthday Party Clown
David Blaine
Santa Claus
Bakery Chef
Funeral Home Adviser
No Smoking Activist
Stri.... Um. Nvm.
Board and Law
Flight Instructor
Worst Person Imaginable
Can Opener
Cleaning Lady
Pop-Up Ad Creator
Gym/Yoga Instructor
Bureau of Land Management
Fake Cow
Girls Gym Coach
Pro Volleyball Athlete
Night Shift Wal-Mart
Stool
Master BBQ Chef
Football Coach
Roller Derby Athlete
Sea World
Vessel Recovery
Construction
Mad Beard Union
Rock Band
I couldn't think of anything else. Too sleepy.
Arc reactor
junkyard... sigh..
magical tour guide
Would probably be an astronomer specializing in the local sun.
Also an overprotective mother, although that's not relevant to the topic
: Master Yi, I need a job but no one will hire a monkey :(
: maybe you should stop... Monkeying around then XD
: ... I'm serious here...
: oh don't get your bananas in a bunch, I got the perfect job for you ;)
: really? What is it?
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: Head of a company that makes cutting-edge prosthetics.
Secretly working on brain-chips and stuff too.
Azir wouldn't be the delivery guy. He'd be the CEO of a franchise he's bringing back from bankruptcy.
Soraka would be the nicest hospital staff that almost everyone got along with and is very approachable for guidance. She goes out of her way to help those in need, donates blood and plasma whenever she has the chance, and wouldn't hurt a fly.
:He is a bouncer to very popular night clubs
:works in the hospital as a doctor
:she owns an appliance store chain that specializes in refrigerators
:he is a personal trainer and believes you need to tear people down before you can build them up
:she owns a lemonade stand since she's too young for a real job
: runs an underground fight club
:owns a casino
the Bounty Hunter
Crip or Blood
Is still a pirate
Whistleblower
Safari park guy
Farmer
Internet Troll
Scarecrow
Mueseum worker or something
Dunks people for a living
Baker
"ok"
Tree
Serial Killer
Cultist
Stacking boxes in the back, where you need someone to keep checking on him before he gets out of control
