Ahri can be the most sexualized character in the game...

Malicious Metal · 2017-01-02T18:48:04.653Z

[](http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Graves_0.jpg) ..But Mordekaiser can't have his crotch spike! http://i.imgur.com/ywc0x.jpg

Velzard of KozJan 2, 201738 votes

It seems rather small. They probably removed it to save Morde's dignity and pride.

KnalxzJan 3, 201711 votes

Small? It reaches from his crouch to the lower part of his chest. That's atleast a foot, not even considering that Morde is said to tower over people.

If that's small these days, then man I really got to start those "exercises" I've been hearing about just to compete.

Photos of GhostsJan 3, 20173 votes

I mean, looks-wise it's not the size that matters, it's the ratio to the body, so him towering over people doesn't really play in his favour

Velzard of KozJan 3, 20171 votes

To be honest, I just wanted to make this joke. When I clicked on the image and zoomed, hell was I surprised it only looks small on the miniview and it gets up to his chest even. But, oh well, things we do for upvotes.

http://i.imgur.com/FJxKr9l.png

KnalxzJan 4, 20171 votes

Fair enough.

WeeabooDeathCapJan 4, 20171 votes

Yet to this day in the TPA skin preview photo it shows the word ASS right next to Oriana's head.

Malicious MetalJan 3, 201736 votes

http://www2.pic-upload.de/img/32410569/tumblr_inline_ogvaa7ufr81s4ir0p_400.jpg

Velzard of KozJan 3, 20171 votes

This respect is not my kind of thing :^)

Sahn UzalJan 2, 201737 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/T5jUWeqR6nipy/giphy.gif

GrReaper96Jan 2, 201710 votes

Thats nothing compared to the wondrous nipple URGOT!

http://i.imgur.com/kJovFG9.jpg?1

TequilaZombieJan 2, 20173 votes

Giant Enemy Crabgot still has it! http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Urgot/SkinsTrivia?file=Urgot%20GiantEnemyCrabgotSkin.jpg

TyrekGoldenspearJan 2, 20177 votes

Wut.

That was a thing?

Malicious MetalJan 2, 201726 votes

It was. It was glorious...

TyrekGoldenspearJan 2, 20173 votes

Well at least with this splash I can see the origin and legacy of the pizza feet.

l Helios lJan 2, 20171 votes

Remember when volcanic wukong had mord's skull on his crotch?

Blue Moon WolfJan 3, 20177 votes

Pretty sure MissFortune is more sexualized then Ahri. Depends who you talk to.

Laughing FishJan 3, 20172 votes

I like Miss Fortune for her gameplay.

~~That is why I own every MF skin~~

GiantEnemyShacoJan 3, 20174 votes

Uh, I disagree. Ahri is not the most sexualized. That rank belongs to the one and only Tahm Kench, thank you very much.

CresmontJan 3, 20171 votes

if youre into that fishy fettish shit like i am, sure :D

Fondling GemsJan 4, 20171 votes

What are you talking about? Of every fish champion we have he wears the most clothes.

BeatzBoyFTWJan 4, 20171 votes

Bitch doesn't even have pants.

But of course, if we're talking about fishes, Fizz won hands down.

GiantEnemyShacoJan 4, 20171 votes

But that just means he has more to take off. ;)

Fondling GemsJan 4, 20171 votes

Stop using my reasoning behind why Pool party Taric is the sexiest skin against me.

Reaper SorakaJan 4, 20171 votes

dat tongue though.

The things it could do.

Wandering F BJan 3, 20173 votes

MissFortune Sona

Jeanne fan clubJan 3, 20173 votes

oh damn ur right.

Correct me if im wrong, but some models of medieval knight armor legitimately had special plating in case the knight got a boner in battle, not because fighting is sexy but because of how adrenaline pumps blood through the body, and testosterone and all that crap

https://www.colourbox.com/preview/4267092-armour-of-the-medieval-knight-metal-protection-of-the-soldier-against-the-weapon-of-the-opponent.jpg

I think this is it

ArnoldSchwarzensJan 3, 20174 votes

I would love to read a wikipedia article about this but I'm scared about googling the wrong thing and ending up with something much, much more nasty. . .