League of Legends Waifu and Husbando charts

https://media.giphy.com/media/gxqSoR09Lf1le/giphy.gif

Uhhh thats some information.

it bothers me that is not a 0 on the X axis. Also, she says some pretty sadistic stuff, why is she so pure?

I would still any day of the week

"Sex with you would kill you" Tier What? How? Drowning? She swims around on dry land with zero issues- I can't imagine intercourse is any different. And is it just me or should Ilaoi be on this tier?

Also if they're cougars shouldn't you be too young for them or them too old for you?

I think you've greatly under-appreciated Varus and Viktor.

Perfect body, tentacle powers, living (potentially sexual) pants,

and the GLORIOUS EVOLUTION (aka perfect cyborg dick)

I'd put somewhere higher up, tbh. - the baes

This'll do unzips.

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/funny-spiderman-meme-pictures-12.jpg

Excuse me? have you SEEN Ruthless Pantheon? He ain't compensating for shit.

Why is Annie on an Ass chart? http://img.ifcdn.com/user_photos/c899bf5e46faf5148aafe5d9a0efedd45badcc20_1.jpg?1429366349

...I'd still bang Hecarim. I mean, all you other guys would want to bang someone from the "Sex will probably kill you tier" so...

pretty sure belongs in the same tier as

isn't technically like 7?

So I'm losing brain-cells to reply here: but why is Riven so high on the 'sexual skill' part of the chart? I can go with the 'impurity' part since she helped /slaughter people/, sure, I can run with that, but pretty much everything about Riven screams stoic or asexual... (or just ascetic event...)

EDIT: in fact, MOST of the ladies above the half-way mark on that 'sexual skill' line are... making me squint...

Who ever made these charts is to young, they don't even know exactly what a cougar is. BTW a cougar is an old lady hunting for young fresh meat, not a young girl being hunted on by an older man -.-

"Loving missionary for procreation" -

...no thank you...

I lost my shit when I saw on the 1st chart

On the real though please don't tell me you were the one who made all this....

Where the *#@& is ????

You put the horse on there, why not the living pillow!?

This is the content the League of Legends Boards needs. Very good. Also, for caring but inept husbando 2016.

getting me hot under the collar with perfect stats.

OMG GRAVES SLAY THIS ASS YASS

ezreal not high on sexual skill It's ALL skill, baby. Get it right.

I disagree with urgot, he has the most sexual skill

Wait wait wait wait wait.... WAIT JUST A GOSH DARN MINUTE!

I remember the first chart, it's fairly old. SO SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME, why on God's green earth, got demoted 4 tiers on the delicious derrieres chart? She used to be right up there with Cassiopeia!

TRIGGERED!!!!!

Maybe that husbando chart will help me get Shenpai to notice me- Sees what category he's in LIES. ALL LIES.

Why is so impure? Just her joke?

Riven doesn't seem like someone who actively looks for sex owo

Edit: Wait why would Sex with Ashe kill you?

I always thought Morde was metalsexual :P

is over 18 last I heard