League of Legends Waifu and Husbando charts

Blood Magicks·Feb 28, 2016·70 votes·20,993 views

Waifu chart:

http://imgur.com/qaBv6LY

Husbando chart (made in mspaint)

http://imgur.com/koRVXSv

110 Comments

A Superb VillainFeb 28, 201649 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/gxqSoR09Lf1le/giphy.gif

Malicious MetalFeb 28, 201621 votes

http://i.imgur.com/ZgwIASL.gif

MelledoneusFeb 28, 20167 votes

I'm not fool enough to view threads here, He-Man!

SkelenthFeb 28, 20164 votes

http://memeshappen.com/media/created/Keep-calm-and-Evacuate-the-building-meme-21289.jpg

Am I doing it right?

esmelarFeb 28, 201620 votes

Uhhh thats some information.

Kitsuki05Feb 28, 201611 votes

it bothers me that Annie is not a 0 on the X axis. Also, she says some pretty sadistic stuff, why is she so pure?

AnidanFeb 28, 201611 votes

Guessing the purity is in terms of sexual purity or perversion. There's no other explanation for Orianna being so high when she's also fairly sadistic, so sadism can't be the metric used for that axis.

CerbearusFeb 28, 201610 votes

I would still Kindred any day of the week

doombotMECHAFeb 28, 20163 votes

kindred split_ their soul in half_ so they wouldn't have to deal with this bullcrap

SociopathFriendFeb 28, 201610 votes

"Sex with you would kill you" Tier Nami What? How? Drowning? She swims around on dry land with zero issues- I can't imagine intercourse is any different. And is it just me or should Ilaoi be on this tier?

Also if they're cougars shouldn't you be too young for them or them too old for you?

PaletongueFeb 28, 20168 votes

I think you've greatly under-appreciated Varus and Viktor.

Varus Perfect body, tentacle powers, living (potentially sexual) pants,

Viktor and the GLORIOUS EVOLUTION (aka perfect cyborg dick)

ralseiFeb 29, 20163 votes

perfect cyborg dick? like a dick on a piston??

MaratsuneFeb 28, 20167 votes

I'd put Varus somewhere higher up, tbh. Vladimir Talon Zed Yasuo Jhin Varus - the baes

WadeWilson1337Feb 28, 20166 votes

This'll do unzips.

Mael broFeb 28, 20166 votes

Why is Annie on an Ass chart? http://img.ifcdn.com/user_photos/c899bf5e46faf5148aafe5d9a0efedd45badcc20_1.jpg?1429366349

KnalxzFeb 28, 201622 votes

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141129192635/villains/images/a/af/Chris_hansen.png

BlitzidiousFeb 28, 20166 votes

Excuse me? have you SEEN Ruthless Pantheon? He ain't compensating for shit.

TheBestWorstPlyrFeb 28, 20166 votes

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/funny-spiderman-meme-pictures-12.jpg

TohobFeb 28, 20165 votes

pretty sure Lulu belongs in the same tier as Annie

isn't Lulu technically like 7?

Kitsuki05Feb 28, 201626 votes

Technically Lulu is an old lady who appears young because of fairy magic/time shenanigans

TohobFeb 28, 20162 votes

it seems to me like rather than maintaining a young appearance, she was in a universe where time moves extremely rapidly, so it's more like she was cryogenically frozen.

doombotMECHAFeb 28, 20163 votes

yeah but did she actually mentally mature during that time? based on her lines, i don't think so.

Arsenic SulfurFeb 28, 20165 votes

...I'd still bang Hecarim. I mean, all you other guys would want to bang someone from the "Sex will probably kill you tier" so...

BlkStar100Feb 28, 20162 votes

I'm not even sure how this goes ...

Hyrum GraffFeb 28, 20163 votes

{quoted}

I'm not even sure how this goes ...

Tastes just like raisins.

Magnum MackFeb 28, 20162 votes

I had a witty remark to make about beastiality but damn, you out-classed that so easy haha

AjabikiFTWFeb 28, 20164 votes

Who ever made these charts is to young, they don't even know exactly what a cougar is. BTW a cougar is an old lady hunting for young fresh meat, not a young girl being hunted on by an older man -.-

Cyrex WingbladeFeb 28, 20164 votes

So I'm losing brain-cells to reply here: but why is Riven so high on the 'sexual skill' part of the chart? I can go with the 'impurity' part since she helped /slaughter people/, sure, I can run with that, but pretty much everything about Riven screams stoic or asexual... (or just ascetic event...)

EDIT: in fact, MOST of the ladies above the half-way mark on that 'sexual skill' line are... making me squint...

Android GrimmFeb 28, 20164 votes

"Loving missionary for procreation" - Alistar

...no thank you...

LithiumWednesdayFeb 28, 20163 votes

This is the content the League of Legends Boards needs. Very good. Also, Trundle for caring but inept husbando 2016.

Biff ManlyFeb 28, 20163 votes

Where the *#@& is Bard ????

You put the horse on there, why not the living pillow!?

WadeWilson1337Feb 28, 201615 votes

Bard is that guy who you go home with after going to the bar and as yall are about to get it on, he pulls out a guitar and sings to you.

TonyTonyMordecaiFeb 28, 20163 votes

Or some obscure board game involving tongue twisters

DeusVultFeb 28, 20162 votes

anyway, here's wonderwall

LigerzzFeb 28, 20163 votes

Taric getting me hot under the collar with perfect stats.

Only Play DariusFeb 28, 20163 votes

I lost my shit when I saw Tryndamere on the 1st chart

On the real though please don't tell me you were the one who made all this....

Livin like RivenFeb 29, 20163 votes

ezreal not high on sexual skill It's ALL skill, baby. Get it right.

love godFeb 29, 20163 votes

OMG GRAVES SLAY THIS ASS YASS

RaptorKarrFeb 28, 20162 votes

Riven doesn't seem like someone who actively looks for sex owo

Edit: Wait why would Sex with Ashe kill you?

Earthlord JazzFeb 28, 201629 votes

Notice the Tryndamere icon

Flop DoggoFeb 28, 20162 votes

She's spoken for... by the man who's visibly overcompensating

Malicious MetalFeb 28, 20163 votes

She's asking for it with that bunny outfit of hers.

BlitzedlegendFeb 28, 20162 votes

I disagree with urgot, he has the most sexual skill

Burnt Iron KingFeb 28, 20162 votes

I always thought Morde was metalsexual :P

PailidinFeb 28, 20162 votes

Wait wait wait wait wait.... WAIT JUST A GOSH DARN MINUTE!

I remember the first chart, it's fairly old. SO SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME, why on God's green earth, Nami got demoted 4 tiers on the delicious derrieres chart? She used to be right up there with Cassiopeia!

TRIGGERED!!!!!

Magnum MackFeb 28, 20162 votes

I personally like the young and supple category than teh badonk category just for firmness and joy of spanking. Although the gyration of the donkers... hmmm I don't discriminate. And I'm sure Cait has a bigger ass than flat. Just cuz the mini-skirt somehow covers it doesn't mean it ain't at least one category higher.

MelledoneusFeb 28, 20162 votes

Maybe that husbando chart will help me get Shenpai to notice me- Sees what category he's in LIES. ALL LIES.