Such a funny Khajiit, poking fun at the development of the games. I wish Riot could make a character like him specifically to poke fun at League and its fandom.
What sorts of things would you like him to say about LoL?
"Go to the enemy jungle," they said, "You'll get fed," they said.
"I used to be a summoner like you, then I took a hook to the knee." (
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"What's the matter, someone stole your (kill, potions/pots, jungle (if they carry smite), dragon/baron (if dragon/baron have recently been slain by the enemy team)).
The shopkeepers should fill that role, if any.
One does not simply take (dragon, Blue buff, Red buff), or one does not simply walk into (the enemy base, teemo shrooms, etc).
Only if the shopkeepers were more like Domhnall of Zena, and invited you back more to "make another fine trade, of course." Or like Maughlin and said that they where rich once you had spent a certain amount of gold. Or Malentia the hag and bribed you into buying things. "Oh come on now, don't make me beg, buy something. You're my only customer."
(Dark Souls references)
