Your favorite Champion complains about his/her lore issues

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Here's some examples to get you started.

- "Am I really just a large-chested Miku?"

- "Zelos, where the heck are you?"

- "Dammit, Riot! Fix my story or I'll see you burn in hellfire!"

- "?????"

- cawcawcawcawcawcawcawcawcaw

Nocturne: So if the League of Legends doesn't exist, then nexuses don't exist, and therefore I never came to possess a physical body. Which in turn means I was never shackled by a summoner?

I'm not sure if I should be confused about possessing a physical body out of nowhere, or happy that I'm technically not shackled by summoners.

I'm allergic to cats

: I wonder if Riot will ever dedicate lore to me finding the Moonstone... My people kind of need it...

: Why is my lore first person.......same with sion......

- "WHY THE HELL ARE THERE SO MANY IONIANS IN THIS GAME AND WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME LORE AND WHY DO THEY ALWAYS WIN REEEEE CAW CAW." I still want my veteran sergeant Noxian support :(

I honesly feel like he would be fine with his lore.

-I'm an evil clown that kills people... AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY

: Everyone thinks I'm a psychopath, when I just have trust issues.

: I'm a mysterious assassin that does mysterious things. I may be from the Shadow Isles, but my origin is a mystery too. Do I exist?

(also, fears me but I can't even scratch him, literally)

I used to have a family... I miss my kind.

i miss my daughter

Imagine if I had a REAL weapon. My blade is yours.

: Needs more Cigars.

Not nearly enough Draven! Needs more Draven!

: Well seeing as they retconned the whole Summoners part of the lore, I literally have no lore..... What is my purpose? Why am I here?

we feel ya bro