Riot I have a poro hostage and I will only let it go if you meet my demands.

I demand one thing, and one thing only: a Pool Boy Shen skin. I want the "WHOOP WHOOP hold up 'cause those abs too flat" memes to run rampant. I want a brush pole as his weapon, a spirit sword made of water, a giant bubble as his W, a surfing pose for his E, and an ult that will make everyone wet.

It's about damn time he got a 1350 skin.