Lemme smash.
-Please
- No, Rakan. Go find Xayah.
-You want sum fuk?
-No, Rakan. I don't want some fuk.
-I got you blue 
-Hey gurl, you want sum tail? flick
-Rakan, your tail is small.
-Wot? Swiggity swooty?
-You want yellow? 
- She doesn't want yellow...
-Blue AND yellow? No...
-Rakan? I'm leaving.
-Wot?
-NO. WAIT. LEMME SMASH.
-What has my life come to? Xayah thought my tail was big. Xayah used to lemme smash. But Xayah is smashing Azir. Azir is a hoe.
-FUCK THIS NEST.
- FUCK AZIR!
- I need you Xayah!
-Xayah lemme smash!
-Ima get that bitch a stick. 
Bitches love sticks.
-Wrong stick.
- Stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick, stick.
-Need stick, got stick, XAYAH! I got stick, LEMME SMASH!
To be continued.
