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0000 INFINITY52 votes
Malicious Metal41 votes

JarvanIV You like my weapon? Step forth for a closer inspection :^)

xFrostKnightx27 votes

Taric ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

gasmask86635 votes

its not gay unless the spears touch ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)XinZhao

Ironclad Dragon9 votes

XinZhao Here's a tip. And a spear behind it.

Captainn Ginyu7 votes

50 shades of j4 though had me dyin

Lord Boltrix6 votes

Mordekaiser will be able to get the Rift Herald this season, just you wait.

Well, at least he and Sona can be miserable together for now. Actually, all of Pentakill is going to be hurting.

Mordekaiser I'm not even that fast a leveler enough anymore to make a case to take me bot now!

Yorick I haven't been relevant in ages! I didn't even get featured in the Harrowing update!

Karthus It's just going to be assassins and ADC's with Maw, MS, and Dancer!

Sona My mana is being hit hard, and my healing is going to become irrelevant!

Olaf Those damn ADC's are going to go top and burn right through me, mark my words!

And they all cry and sob together in a pathetic corner.

RetroRage965 votes

Lol 50 Shades of J4

MealReadytoEat5 votes

50 shades of bot lane is more like it. That power dynamic between a support and ADC.

Mordepool4 votes

I called it at 5.16. Morde duo would be broken OP until they Dumpster him (which they have once MarkMeta goes Live) Solo Morde will just suck

The Ignorant FOTM player will think he's Good/OP The Morde Mains will rage at Riot (which riot deserves) and then Quit the game.

RaptorKarr2 votes

So Shyvana is a Half-Dragon right? She is a complete and total badass that is a nightmare for basically every single role you could play in the game she crushes basically everyone. Why is the Dragon on the Rift such a worthless piece a crap?

RogueWill2 votes

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So Shyvana is a Half-Dragon right? She is a complete and total badass that is a nightmare for basically every single role you could play in the game she crushes basically everyone. Why is the Dragon on the Rift such a worthless piece a crap?

because is not the real dragon? similar to baron and the spider on twisted treeline which I don't know the name) the creatures you see on the rift are copies of the original ones created with magic, in theory baron could not be defeated by a single champion or a group of 5 champions and you would need a medium army to take on a dragon (as stated on shyvana lore)

RaptorKarr1 votes

Actually it was Shyvana, J4 and a small guard, all of which survived. And Vilemaw on the Twisted Treeline is the REAL spider god, and I always Knew Baron wasn't real, but I always thought the Dragon was real because it was attracted to the chaos of the Rift.

RogueWill4 votes

{quoted}

Actually it was Shyvana, J4 and a small guard, all of which survived. And Vilemaw on the Twisted Treeline is the REAL spider god, and I always Knew Baron wasn't real, but I always thought the Dragon was real because it was attracted to the chaos of the Rift.

If I'm not mistaken the dragon was already weakened/injured by Shyvana father....

If I'm not mistaken Vilemaw is on the same league of power as baron so I doubt is the real thing (specially since Elise can slay it xD) but I would need to find quotes on it.

Leftover Takeout14 votes

Vilemaw never actually dies. He just crawls back into his cave, as if saying: "Ya, u mortals did gud, here, have a buff. Now stop bothering me."

Lord Boltrix3 votes

A single champion...?

Mordekaiser

He is no mere champion, do you even hue, brah?

Decrit1 votes

They are not copies, they are just dwellers of the rift.

Point is, the rift barely exists in the lore and has totally a meaning of his own, and follows logics barely related to the lore. See why champions are played.

Gorgannan1 votes

Eh, most people can't 1v1 it. Even champs that can need to get items to do that specifically.

I mean, a fed champ with 6 items and plenty of AS and lifesteal can solo baron, and he's supposed to be like, dragon x 10.

Wolfeur2 votes

For that weird thing we call "gameplay"

Mordepool2 votes

Does anyone know who is in charge of Morde now. Which Rioter? I opened a thread and I remember it being said during the last AMA.

Jack º1 votes

+1 bump, this is gud stuff

Maple Crusader1 votes

Morde is posing like Dio Brando. Legit.

Gentleman Gems1 votes

Wait?, they are killing off Dragon in season six! Why? Edit: Oh yah, the Timer, LoL

Epic Murph2 votes

Explain, are they getting rid of dragon ghost?

Gentleman Gems1 votes

oh, I why, just like Annie, you kill Mord, you kill drag?

Epic Murph1 votes

kk

Curling Veigar1 votes

rest in pepperoni

Stars Shaper1 votes

"50 Shades of J4" is pure win.

And yeah I got my hype off in the 4th game I played.

Decrit1 votes

... i missed something?

ihaveapotion1 votes

dragon rider sejuani skin confirm

aítch1 votes

Lulu..... WTF HER MENTAL AGE IS LIEK ANNIE AND SHE NOPE NOPE NOPE IDGAF HER MIND IS NOT 350

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