Aatrox is looking for his muffin, a wild Kayn appears

A darkin stole my muffin, have you seen it The Rhaast darkin had a muffin Well which one? The Rhaast one Yes but who was last?! The Rhaast darkin was that who I saw DO NOT TRIFLE WITH ME, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? Who? I AM DEATH I AM THE NIGHT I AM AATR- Aabix! Yes the Rhaast darkin told me all about Aabix I AM NOT! I AM- Ah then you must be Altox, the Rhaast darkin told me not to speak to you shadow steps away Wait come back...I'm so lonely cries in contradictory champion design