Fed Tanks

WutsKraken··58 votes·5,749 views

Before enemy gets Pen items/never gets them

44 Comments

Dylightfull24 votes

Alternatively, this (via Brawl in the Family:

Blue Moon Wolf2 votes

Hecarim Behold the Might of the Shadow Isles

Aych Pii4 votes

(might)

Captain Aishi3 votes

now I want an insect skin for hecarim... "Behold, the mite of the Shadow Isles!"

Fowus1 votes

lol

Kitty Darkstar11 votes

Upvoted for Fire Emblem and Awkwardzombie

WutsKraken1 votes

Good ol' FE7

Jungle Lux God1 votes

I second this motion.

Delioth1 votes

Agreed. This is obviously Gilliam. Such high growths, mine's at like... level 15 general with max str and ~2 points away from max def.

Last map I literally just walked him through the entire map. He took damage once. Other than that was either 0% hit chance or 0 damage.

WutsKraken1 votes

I actually managed to max basically everything with Gilliam once. He was a true terror

BeatzBoyFTW7 votes

Garen(I think, in the picture I mean) closing in onto the helpless soldier

Garen : (whispers)Prepare to get........Demacia'ed.

Brother Sylas8 votes

[deleted]

noodle01172 votes

It does look very much like Garen in a way.

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

But Garen doesn't use an axe

WutsKraken1 votes

Full tank 9/21 Darius against an all AD team?

Or maybe Sion

Prison AnaI1 votes

{quoted}

It's Hector from the Fire Emblem franchise.

no its frederick from awakening

ChaosThief6 votes

Ah, soldiers. Always the easiest to kill in every game.

...Seriously though, why are soldiers always the pathetic ones?

WutsKraken1 votes

Well, they did say they're "average" soldiers with nothing special about them

That and in some of the earlier games their shields are pathetic and their armor's basically cloth armor =/

Zyorhist1 votes

this was the case with almost all medieval soldiers anyway. They were some guy who was told he had to serve his king, was given a sword and told to swing it at an enemy...

WutsKraken1 votes

Not quite all. Yes only the rich knights got good armor, but towards the end of the hundred years war, a lot of the average men at arms at least got paddocks and jack chains

In Fire emblem, it's like the average soldiers weren't even wearing cheap hauberks

Zyorhist1 votes

in any game that's what they are like near the end of the game. Look at FF7 they are strong through the first portion on the game, run into them in the 3rd disc and they die from your gaze alone.

WutsKraken1 votes

Really? Had no trouble vs soldiers in FE7 in the first portion. Unless you got an underleveled as heck character

Zyorhist1 votes

FF not FE

WutsKraken1 votes

o

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Ah, I was wondering what you meant by 3rd disc lol

SociopathFriend1 votes

Have I got just the game for you haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEL_TaKIrCg

Alleo1 votes

Looks like an even more over the top Dynasty Warriors

SociopathFriend1 votes

I personally think it's superior to Dynasty Warriors; the characters are more fun- it's got 3 anime seasons and even a movie in addition to the games.

Alleo1 votes

What's the anime called?

WyvernEgg1 votes

{quoted}

Ah, soldiers. Always the easiest to kill in every game.

...Seriously though, why are soldiers always the pathetic ones?

Because they're all the same so its easy to make them simple and weak and make the main fighter stand out more.

Jungle Lux God1 votes

I'm thinking Soldiers might be pathetic to not make it too overbearing on the player in the early game.

Since Soldiers wield Lances and your hero character wields Swords (with a few exceptions like FE8's Ephraim, who wields lances), having Lance-wielders fight your hero might be too difficult early on if the Soldiers were strong, especially considering most of the games either don't give you a good axe-wielder early on or don't give a whole lot of axe-wielders at all, who would deal with the soldiers pretty well.

Of course, that's going to mean that the soldiers are going to be very weak throughout the entire game, which is significant later on, and that isn't really okay.

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Hector's another Lord that doesn't wield swords. And then there's Micaiah(depending on what you consider a Lord) and maybe some others from the older games.

Jungle Lux God1 votes

Hector's wields Axes, right? I didn't play FE7, so I wouldn't know.

By "hero" characters I specifically meant main characters that, upon death, prompt a "game over" screen. This is commonly seen among the Lord class, but there are some exceptions in the other games, like FE13's avatar, which is a tactician, and FE9's Ike, who is of the Ranger class.

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Yeah, he wields axes. Then the main characters that don't use swords would be Ephraim, Micaiah, FE12's avatar (possibly, depending on the class. I made mine a myrmidon)... and probably some for the older games, although I know for sure that Roy uses swords. I'm ignoring characters that use swords and another weapon, like Robin or Elincia. Although Hector does learn to use swords when he promotes.

G1Radiobot2 votes

Upvoted just cause thats one of my favorite comics.

terkmc2 votes

XinZhao vsGaren

ShutenDöuji1 votes

{quoted}

XinZhao vsGaren

Xin could kill Garen because of the percentage health and armor shred.

manliestdino1 votes

It depends if it's early game or late game, and what items they both have.

Hard Penetrator1 votes

In s1 you had little to none tools good for killing tanks. Kog'Mav, Bloodrazor and... that's pretty much it. Armor pen was really infective because armor items were way too cost efficient.

Almost every game with tanks felt like this short comic.

SociopathFriend1 votes

I've been playing Nautilus in the jungle quite a bit- it feels like the picture; except replace the soldier with a turret.

Schenix1 votes

I can imagine this being late game Nasus.

Ankhr1 votes

makes me think of Maokai during urf, perma root/knockup + perma ult

ArkenStorm1 votes

Hey, that looks like Hector from Fire Emblem. Wait, that's because it is XD

Rito Jericho1 votes

Seems legit enough.

More from Memes & Games

More by WutsKraken