Let's play a little game, who knows EUROPE!?

kasfas·Jun 10, 2017·22 votes·3,413 views

http://i50.tinypic.com/kevuds.jpg

Tell me what each of these countries are, and if you're a real villain, do I without looking it up or checking the comments.

174 Comments

mkynerJun 10, 201733 votes

5 - Russia. 1 to 4 and 6 onwards: Future Russia.

archerno1Jun 10, 201712 votes

Iceland
Norway
Sweden
Finland
Mother Russia
Ireland
Britain
Denmark
Portugal
Spain
No idea
France
Belgium
Luxemburrg
Netherlands
Germany
Poland
Those are some ex SSSR countries
Not a clue
Italy
Swiss
No idea
Austria
Czech
Italy again, for some reason...
Probably Vatican
Slovenia
Croatia
Bosnia
Hungary
Slovakia
No idea
Albania
Serbia
Macedonia
Bulgaria
Romania
Moldova
Ukraine
Another ex SSSR country (even god dont know all their names)
Greece
Montenegro

AterpaterJun 10, 20176 votes

20 is Estonia. Don't offend them with that sentence please. They aren't even slavs...

42 is Belarus.

(Btw this should be quite easy to anybody living in Europe and able to pass an elementary school geography test. Maybe in US it's a more interesting task...)

archerno1Jun 10, 20171 votes

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20 is Estonia. Don't offend them with that sentence please. They aren't even slavs...

42 is Belarus.

Though I don't get either why both 22 and 27 are Italy - if the map isn't made by some Lega Nord nationalist :)

(Btw this should be quite easy to anybody living in Europe and able to pass an elementary school geography test. Maybe in US it's a more interesting task...)

I am sure Estonia was under Sovien Union after WW2 , so its ex Soviet country. How is that offensive? Its historical fact

AterpaterJun 10, 20172 votes

Estonia - though having a quite colorful history and rich culture, dating back to the age of sagas and before - indeed been occupied and suppressed by the USSR for 45 years between 1944 and 1994. And they suffered quite a lot from it and still have hard feeling towards the Russians.

So, calling them "some ex soviet country, even god knows all their names" is pretty offending to them, as it's labelling them by a quite short and dark period of their history and about ignoring them as a unique cultural entity. Btw as they are the 3rd Finno-Ugric people in Europe next to Hungarians and Finns, actually they are more unique than most of Europe (and no, I'm not Estonian :) ).

archerno1Jun 10, 20172 votes

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Estonia - though having a quite colorful history and rich culture, dating back to the age of sagas and before - indeed been occupied and suppressed by the USSR for 45 years between 1944 and 1994. And they suffered quite a lot from it and still have hard feeling towards the Russians.

So, calling them "some ex soviet country, even god knows all their names" is pretty offending to them, as it's labelling them by a quite short and dark period of their history and about ignoring them as a unique cultural entity. Btw as they are the 3rd Finno-Ugric people in Europe next to Hungarians and Finns, actually they are more unique than most of Europe (and no, I'm not Estonian :) ).

Maybe but i dont know anything about them so only historical fact about them that i know is that they were part of Soviet Union.

kasfasJun 10, 20176 votes

Much more interesting actually, its essentially the same as trying to name all of the asian "stans" correctly, but there are like 40 instead of 5. or like trying to name all the differnent carribean islands.

LeBlanc RoseJun 10, 20171 votes

kazakhstan, uzbekistan, turkmenistan, somethingelseistan....

Velzard of KozJun 11, 20172 votes

Kekistan

blueberrypancakeJun 11, 20172 votes

I thought Sargon was making a plan of making a kekiphate in Ethiopia, but whatever.

Shadilay my brother, praise kek.

TerozuJun 11, 20171 votes

Can't tell if actual names... Or gibberish...

MhihnjJun 11, 20172 votes

all are real, except the last one

CC MustangJun 11, 20172 votes

Kyrgyzstan

ItsbeghdevJun 11, 20171 votes

kyrgyzstan would be the last one

LeBlanc RoseJun 11, 20172 votes

thank you.

OriyokiJun 11, 20172 votes

I is easy for someone in primary school, because that's shit you learn there. I haven't had much contact with world map for years, hence I don't remember 90% of shit I knew about the world map 10 years ago.

Sweet BJun 10, 20171 votes

why do you know this

archerno1Jun 10, 20171 votes

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why do you know this

EUROSONG.

Also father was a pilot. I flew to most European countries

Sweet BJun 10, 20171 votes

i did not know they had a song contest like this

archerno1Jun 10, 20171 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sweet B,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=E4EiArzh,comment-id=0001000200000000,timestamp=2017-06-10T17:28:45.515+0000)

i did not know they had a song contest like this

Ye basically we have musical contest where all European countries+ Israel compete. Couple of years ago Australia also participated as honorary guest as they supported EUROSONG for years

Sweet BJun 10, 20171 votes

for what purpose

AterpaterJun 10, 20172 votes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest

Sweet BJun 10, 20171 votes

I am to lazy to read that son

AterpaterJun 10, 20173 votes

Americans... Lazy to read, lazy to walk,... just overall lazy :D I can't really help you mate then. It's an annual song contest between European countries since 1956. You wouldn't read further anyways ;-)

OriyokiJun 11, 20173 votes

It's called Eurovision not EUROSONG. Also it's for European TV union, not Europe or European Union.

archerno1Jun 11, 20174 votes

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It's called Eurovision not EUROSONG. Also it's for European TV union, not Europe or European Union.

Its official name is Eurovision Song Contest. Shortly Eurosong.

OriyokiJun 11, 20172 votes

Yes, the full name is Eurovision song contestt. No it fucking isn't Eurosong. Don't try to make yourself look smart, when you know nothing about the subject. You make yourself look like a fool.

archerno1Jun 11, 20173 votes

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Yes, the full name is Eurovision song contestt. No it fucking isn't Eurosong. Don't try to make yourself look smart, when you know nothing about the subject. You make yourself look like a fool.

No, thats what you are doing :)

OriyokiJun 11, 20171 votes

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archerno1Jun 11, 20173 votes

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Its cute how you try to conceal your ignorance and lack of knowledge with insults :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHF1zlB3raU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvgoERcDY_U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCsvp-ndtH4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBPcvkEqTG8

Read the titles. Eurosong is used widely as abbreviation for Eurovision Song Contest.

OriyokiJun 11, 20171 votes

https://hownot2code.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/head-in-hands-flickr-photo-sharing-by-alex-e-proimos-624x332.jpg?w=676

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=eurovision

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=eurosong

TerozuJun 11, 20172 votes

Wait, they both bring up Eurovision, that just proves his point that Eurosong is an accepted and common abbreviation of Eurovision Song Contest... You proved yourself wrong...

DanielotopJun 11, 20172 votes

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Ye basically we have musical contest where all European countries+ Israel compete. Couple of years ago Australia also participated as honorary guest as they supported EUROSONG for years

Australia participated this year too, so theyre not just guests anymore.

An Undead bratJun 10, 20173 votes

Czech is an adjective, the name of the country is either the Czech republic or Czechia (I think the letter one is also official for a while now, not sure but that's what we call it anyway.)

archerno1Jun 10, 20173 votes

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Czech is an adjective, the name of the country is either the Czech republic or Czechia (I think the letter one is also official for a while now, not sure but that's what we call it anyway.)

It says Czech on porn sites. So i call it Czech :)

An Undead bratJun 10, 20172 votes

Yeah, as czech porn... Would you believe we're proud of being such huge porn producers?

PeponiPoroJun 11, 20173 votes

That is because Czech is the descriptor, like the Chinese or Asian porn categories. They are Asian, Chinese, or Czech people, but the country they live in is Czechoslovakia or China (and the continent is Asia).

Velzard of KozJun 11, 20173 votes

Czechoslovakia kills me everytime... 20 years...

Velzard of KozJun 11, 20171 votes

Hey, I remember there was recently discussion about this, like governemtn wanted to change the official name so that it's shorter or something.

An Undead bratJun 11, 20173 votes

That's exacly the reason, almost every other country is called somethingia (in Czech even more with -ie, we call England "Anglie" for an example), so we just try to fit in :')

OriyokiJun 11, 20172 votes

Those are some ex SSSR countries

Says cough rtard cough that doesn't even know it's USSR not SSSSSSSSSSR

archerno1Jun 11, 20176 votes

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Says cough rtard cough that doesn't even know it's USSR not SSSSSSSSSSR

Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик (СССР)

C= S in cyrilic

OriyokiJun 11, 20171 votes

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archerno1Jun 11, 20174 votes

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I fucking know Russian you dumb ass. It isn't SSSR in English or many other languages. Your intelligence and knowledge is just ridiculous. You're probably some salty ass Russian or from some other poor ass degenerate country.

Well English isnt my main language. I used Cyrillic my entire life so i have right(and knowledge) to call it by its real name. Why are you trying actively to get yourself forum banned? :) [slayer-jinx-catface]