You have to pick TWO champions to intimidate someone with. Who, and why?

Rude Name·Dec 28, 2016·36 votes·4,946 views

Picture this: You're a generous individual. You trust people, and in turn, they trust you. When one of your humblest kin needs help, you are keen to give it to them. http://kensolowrotary.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/closing-a-business-deal-pic.jpg

But lo and behold! They betrayed you! You better go teach 'em a lesson they'll never forget! Go on, who are you gonna take to scare 'em into submission with? http://www.taxitocaracas.com/publishImages/Bodyguards~~element13.jpg

Personally, I'd take and . Why? Words are overrated. A disappointing stare is quite effective, I find. "You peasants will never mess with these chimes and jingles ever again, OK?"

163 Comments

TequilaZombieDec 28, 201633 votes

Well, that depends on HOW I want to scare them.

Do I want them beat up so they learn to not mess with me? Garen Udyr - These two would mess them up pretty bad, but would not kill them.

Do I want them dead? Darius Graves - They are simple people. They'd do the job and walk away.

Do I want to kill them to make an example? Jhin - Alone. Let him do his art.

Do I want them to go crazy to serve as an example? Urgot Nocturne - No sanity after seeing Urgot. If he, for some reason, found peace in his sleep, Noc would gladly turn the situation around.

Do I want them to go crazy and then die to serve as an example? Shaco & Shaco (hey, he has a clone, it's not cheating) - As he has proven in his interview, he likes to drive his victims insane (or suicidal) before killing them.

Do I just want to show off with who I can get on my side? Renekton Nasus - Two of the biggest champions that could actually walk through a city to someone's door. Bonus points for having two demi-gods who are working for me. Malph is the size of a mountain, Cho could eat said mountain as a snack.

Do I wish uppon them a terminal disease that involves abnormal celular growth? Yasuo Vayne

Rude NameDec 28, 20169 votes

That ... is a very well thought-out post. Gotta say , I'm a really big fan of the Shaco and Shaco . You could have a full on clown-themed crime ring, and if someone tried to mess with you, just give them a smile. By force.

OH, the Joker! That's who you'd be. Oh ho ho, I can picture it already.

TequilaZombieDec 28, 20165 votes

Shit, I've been discovered!

Rude NameDec 28, 20162 votes

I've been wondering how you got those scars ... :|

TequilaZombieDec 28, 20165 votes

My mom had a really angry cat, I've pissed the cat off. It was not pretty.

Rengar

Radiant WukongDec 28, 201621 votes

Thresh Yorick

I think it's self explanatory.

Rude NameDec 28, 201619 votes

"Babe, who's at the door?" "..." "Babe?"

Deep Terror NamiDec 28, 201613 votes

Elise

I mean, seriously, nobody wants to fuck with a giant spider whose baby spiders are still giant.

Rude NameDec 28, 20166 votes

You get another person! May I recommend Skarner ? "Eeaugh! Bugs are gross! Ugh!"

Deep Terror NamiDec 28, 20167 votes

Oh, ah, Jinx

She brings a kind of scary to the table that keeps you looking over your shoulder. You also can no longer stay in a relationship long for fear of them being psycho too.

Rude NameDec 28, 20162 votes

I feel like Jinx is someone you'd get to know very well, then she'd shoot you in the back, out of nowhere, because you used "her ketchup". Interesting choice for a intimidator.

Deep Terror NamiDec 28, 201617 votes

https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-19-2015/STjgoi.gif

"oops" Jinx

Legacy HydralphaDec 28, 201612 votes

Yasuo and LeeSin .

If it's the Gameplay boards that betrayed me, these two champions will surely cause them to panic.

morris1Dec 28, 20168 votes

Malzahar Jhin probably.

Even with no weapons / magic I wouldn't want to see two people dressed like them on the street corner.

Rude NameDec 28, 20167 votes

People'd probably mistake them for drug dealers. "Dude, give the - OH, what the hell is that dog thing?"

BladeSingularityDec 28, 20165 votes

Wait a second ... this has become a Jhin thread!

All comments in this thread must have 4 upvotes.

Sorry... I'm a bit used to Jhin thread madness after finding one with 44 upvotes, 44 comments, and 4 upvotes per comment.

Maximum MordeDec 28, 20168 votes

Annie and Lulu. Then I'm taking pictures and sending them to the FBI.

StephenizgodDec 28, 20168 votes

Yorick Mordekaiser

I want them to know that I can rip their soul out an enslave it, then enslave their zombie body. So they will double be my bitch.

S0kaXDec 28, 20167 votes

Yasuo and Yasuo , do I need to explain? :))

Rude NameDec 28, 20169 votes

No Sir, that comment is scary enough. runs for the hills

Acolyte of SteelDec 28, 20167 votes

Nocturne Hecarim Two champions who's kits are balanced around instilling pure terror and torment. If there's anyone you should fear, it's these two hellish wraiths.

IA9hRfpP5qDec 28, 20167 votes

Ahri - why intimidate when you can persuade? Leblanc - can turn into anyone.

ΝichirinDec 28, 20167 votes

Teemo Never underestimate the fear this hamster can bring into you

ProudOfMyWienerDec 28, 20166 votes

Yorick & Nautilus

Skulls are nothing compared to their toys :3.

falldown010Dec 28, 20166 votes

Nasus more stacks for me ?

Rude NameDec 28, 20162 votes

And Veigar , I presume? You know, that'd be incredibly scary.

falldown010Dec 28, 20165 votes

i mean why not , you have to have all kind of sizes then again [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Rude NameDec 28, 20166 votes

"Is that a SHORT JOKE?!"

Lilythia SomanaDec 28, 20163 votes

It sure is... [zombie-brand-clap]

SaphixiaDec 28, 20166 votes

Annie and Zyra zyras voice when it goes demonic is already pretty scary and a little girl who has a giant flame bear as a pet??? yes please

MelledoneusDec 28, 20166 votes

Shen Zed

"Without a sound."

Rude NameDec 28, 20165 votes

"If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are ninjas with very particular sets of skills. Skills they have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it."

The Prog3nitorDec 28, 20166 votes

Mordekaiser Hecarim

I think a giant suit of armour holding a mace about the size of the dude is bad enough as is, just throw in a horse to trample the poor dude as well as an undead army to clean him up.

Rude NameDec 28, 20166 votes

If you put Mordekaiser on Hecarim , now that would be something truly terrifying!

OdinakosDec 28, 20162 votes

The 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse... combined in one!

RyuyahDec 28, 20163 votes

The 4 horsemen of the Rockpocalypse

ftfy

JVP15Dec 28, 20166 votes

AurelionSol : Hello there sir. I am god, and as god, I would like to kindly ask you to apologize to my dear friend here for betraying his trust. If you do not comply, I will be forced to kindly smite your house. Thank you, and have a good day.

I mean really? A massive dragon that can LITERALLY CREATE STARS and is BIGGER THAN A FUCKING MOUNTAIN? If I want to scare someone, Sol is the man/dragon/god for the job.

DarkRitualDec 28, 20165 votes

Malphite, if we're going by his official soze over in-game size. Second person, Sion. Have you LOOKED at him?

IAmWoraloDec 28, 20165 votes

Evelynn A pure sadistic dominatrix who loves to torture. & Fiddlesticks Fears you until you talk.

Zilean & Ekko Dormamu we've come to bargain. (possible Dormamu AurelionSol )

Lulu & Jinx High as a kite, crazy and psycho.

Warwick & Rengar You can run, but you'll be hunted.

Nami & Fizz Some serious waterboarding techniques.

Caitlyn & Good cop bad cop.

DrMundo & Draven & Olaf Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Bard TahmKench Sensory deprivation duo.

WacingTheFindDec 28, 20165 votes

AurelionSol

I doubt they want to be incinerated by starfire.

Rude NameDec 29, 20164 votes

I'm so glad someone picked Sol. Best blackmail ever.

"If I don't get the money by midnight, then I am dropping a star on your house"

TheOneTrueBrandDec 28, 20165 votes

I would choose Annie and Brand.

Imagine a giant fucking bear twice as big as you bursting out of nowhere with a pillar of flame shooting up around it, then it starts radiating fire so intense you can smell your own nose hairs burning, and then you notice a little girl next to the bear smiling and staring at you while holding hands with Brand, a damn fire demon.

You would shit yourself and pass out, and also pee a little

SchmidttyGamesDec 29, 20165 votes

Elise and Zyra

Because most people are scared of nature anyway.

KnalxzDec 28, 20164 votes

Shaco Shaco

The second one is his clone and because no one fucks with a magic clown with two 3 foot daggers that can clone himself.

AIIanDec 29, 20164 votes

Trundle and Soraka

First Trundle bash their skull in, the living hell out of them, and break every bone they own.

Then Soraka patch them up to brand new.

Rinse and repeat until all that is left is a shamble of a human being.

TwitchInMyPantsDec 28, 20163 votes

What about Karthus Yorick ? I think having a wall of ghosts trap you in your house then a giant glowing skeleton pope surrounded in souls comes up to you would probably make you desecrate your pants.