What Does Your Main Eat?

Nami in Bush··4 votes·1,473 views

Hello, my main is Yasuo (who would have guessed?). I think Yasuo, on a daily diet, would eat berries and Ionian plants. Perhaps fish if there is water near by.

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Pew Pew Lasers5 votes

Sona Eats your hopes and drinks your tears.

Only Play Darius5 votes

Nasus

minions.

TheSequelsRBad3 votes

Chogath Anything that moves, especially Teemo

Mimy3 votes

I mostly main yordles...

Cupcakes.

Arcyvilk3 votes

GLORIOUS EVOULTION NEEDS NO FOOD.

ScrubbyMcFail3 votes

Ahri life essences and cum

Lt Cuddles1 votes

O you~

Only Play Darius3 votes

Eh, according to her lore she just gets them in the bedroom and drains their life force once isolated, she has no reason to actually fulfill her side of the bargain. The last part was inaccurate and a little too much.

Ironclad Dragon3 votes

Sion Victory is my bread, and blood my wine.

ThunderxLord2 votes

Gnar teemos

HaugheyPuck992 votes

Thresh, but we already know he eats the souls of his enemies. After he's done torturing them of course.

Rock MD1 votes

idk what Ahri eats but I'd definitely eat her...

HaugheyPuck991 votes

TahmKench and Chogath approve

Rock MD1 votes

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TahmKench and Chogath approve

Ew GTFO out of here with that I'd be nice and gentle.

HaugheyPuck991 votes

IDK what you were thinking sir, but Tahm Kench and Gentleman Cho'Gath are two of the finest gentlemen to ever set foot on the rift. They'd know how to treat a lady right.

And Tahm certainly knows how to use that tongue of his

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

Gnar : Meat, dogs (Nasus) and exotic fruit Udyr (SG) : Vegetarian foods. Dude's a monk, not a tiger. RekSai : Humans, animals, other idiotic Void-born things. TahmKench : Anything you can name. (Thread Locked)

Krinu1 votes

{{Champion:16}} Uh... probably whatever they eat in Ionia? I think that's where Soraka lives these days.

Murlainn1 votes

Sivir A balanced diet made complete with the heart of one of her enemies.

Ironclad Dragon4 votes

Imagine when Cassiopeia first hired Sivir:

Cassiopeia Is it true that Shurimans eat the hearts of their enemies? Sivir Tried it once. Don't recommend it. Cassiopeia ... It was a jest. Sivir And mine was advice.

Trash ADC Btw1 votes

Rammus The standard diet of an armadillo, with some finer cuisine whenever he's in a town.

kJs1 votes

Rammus eats your armor.

Shroom Junkie1 votes

Rumble Barbecue all day.

SavingPirateRyan1 votes

Pantheon Croissants and shit

Der Lindwurm1 votes

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Pantheon Croissants and shit

Croissants? That definitely puts him into competition with Leblanc and Fiora .

insaiyanbacca1 votes

except do they bake their own every morning?

kJs1 votes

Soraka's BANANAS.

Veraska1 votes

Yasuo- his own emotions and alcohol

Bottom Laner1 votes

Morgana I would make a pun and say angel food cake, but her figure says otherwise so... probably a vegan diet idk

Not Katarina1 votes

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