"Skins shoudn't increase the power of champions" -Riot

Hyrum Graff·Nov 21, 2014·40 votes·4,172 views

Meanwhile Snow Day Malzahar and Poro Rider Sejuani.

How the hell am I supposed to live with myself if I kill them?

14 Comments

Killer of PorosNov 21, 20148 votes

Just imagine it to going to poro heaven. It'll let you ignore guilt for a couple of seconds before you look at the dead body and feel guilty all over again.

Raja ChachkiNov 21, 20149 votes

OMG, the dead poro in the Sej skin is too much, even has a dying animation....oh god I will die burning in hell for killing a Sej in that skin.

Hyrum GraffNov 21, 20147 votes

I solemnly swear I will never kill a poro sejuani.

General KeithNov 21, 20145 votes

so, all I have to do is tower dive somebody and then they'll be all like, "No pls, I don't want to kill you!" and then you die and they surrender because they can't handle the pain. Sounds like ranked winner to me :D

EndlessSorcererNov 21, 20145 votes

They don't increase the champion's power. They capitalize on your weakness. Kill your heart and all is well.

AlëkNov 21, 20144 votes

there is also the controversial superstition that SG Udyr is god and thus cannot be defeated.

2000boxesDec 3, 20143 votes

its a mercy kill the ones with snow day malzahar have been corrupted by the void the giant one with poro rider sejuani imagine being that poro sejuani's beliefs are based on strength so she probably makes that poor poro train non stop and while they are in battle if sejuani farts all that will just get blasted onto the poro and then the poor thing is all smelly at the end of the day so your saving the poro's from terrible faiths

RoyaiChaosNov 21, 20142 votes

You forgot Poruru.

DreddethNov 23, 20142 votes

Needs more Poro.

I want a Syndra skin that conjures Poros instead of dark balls.

insaiyanbaccaNov 21, 20141 votes

lol i have no idea, ive resigned to losing any game that has poro sej on the other team, of course ill be buying snow day malz

7ha7guy777Nov 21, 20141 votes

i plan on making Snow Day Malz my first skin. Void-porolings... if it wasn't for the tear nerf, i'd consider playing AD malz just to get out 3 porolings at once as far as i know, iBlitzcrank is the only skin that actually does technically increase a champion's power (hitbox doesn't match visuals on the Q)

watbeshNov 21, 20141 votes

(hope I'm not too late)

I was talking about this poro cruelty with my brother, and got some ideas...

For Malzahar, since those void-poros will eventually die from some... thing, so assume your attack is a mercy-killing or something more acceptable. For Sejuani, I don't think you can do much about that (outside the mercykill thing)... If Rioters are very nice, they could change her death animation so Porostle would run away instead of dying. There may be some reason not to do that though...