"Skins shoudn't increase the power of champions" -Riot
11/19 PBE Update
Meanwhile Snow Day Malzahar and Poro Rider Sejuani.
How the hell am I supposed to live with myself if I kill them?
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Just imagine it to going to poro heaven. It'll let you ignore guilt for a couple of seconds before you look at the dead body and feel guilty all over again.
They don't increase the champion's power. They capitalize on your weakness. Kill your heart and all is well.
there is also the controversial superstition that SG Udyr is god and thus cannot be defeated.
its a mercy kill the ones with snow day malzahar have been corrupted by the void the giant one with poro rider sejuani imagine being that poro sejuani's beliefs are based on strength so she probably makes that poor poro train non stop and while they are in battle if sejuani farts all that will just get blasted onto the poro and then the poor thing is all smelly at the end of the day so your saving the poro's from terrible faiths
You forgot Poruru.
Needs more Poro.
I want a 
skin that conjures Poros instead of dark balls.
(hope I'm not too late)
I was talking about this poro cruelty with my brother, and got some ideas...
For Malzahar, since those void-poros will eventually die from some... thing, so assume your attack is a mercy-killing or something more acceptable. For Sejuani, I don't think you can do much about that (outside the mercykill thing)... If Rioters are very nice, they could change her death animation so Porostle would run away instead of dying. There may be some reason not to do that though...
Just tell headhunter nid that with her paper thin, invisible spears. I call bs.
Edit: Or even better snowday ziggs, who is BANNED in lcs due to his stupid minefield being impossible to see in the heat of battle.
cough cough pulsefire ezreal
i plan on making Snow Day Malz my first skin. Void-porolings... if it wasn't for the tear nerf, i'd consider playing AD malz just to get out 3 porolings at once as far as i know, iBlitzcrank is the only skin that actually does technically increase a champion's power (hitbox doesn't match visuals on the Q)
lol i have no idea, ive resigned to losing any game that has poro sej on the other team, of course ill be buying snow day malz