Introducing "THE PUN-ISHMENT"

Melledoneus·6/1/2017, 3:25:21 AM·29 votes·1,774 views

What is the PUNISHMENT?

The PUNISHMENT is a system in place to properly take care of players on the Boards who do not abide to the Terms of Service and the Punnoner's Code of League of Legos.

How strict are you with these policies?

VERY strict. We do not TALL-erate so much as making short jokes.

What kind of punishment do you guys dish out?

The worst. Water BOARD-ing is only the beginning.

How do I help eradicate the heretics?

First, take care of their leader, Heretic Lunari. Then, you find and extermin8 the last of them armed with HereTICK poison and HAIRetic thinner.

I don't understand. What the heck is going on here?

We are ushering in a new age of PUNderstanding. PUNishment must be passed down to those who would seek to disrupt PUNanity.

What if I don't like puns?

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Why are you holding me hostage here?

I am not holding you here. You simply cannot look away. You must keep reading.

Please, let me go!

There is no respite for you here. You will keep reading and be obliged until you submit.

I preferred the puns, please stop this!

Gnar-ly! Your initiaShen is complete. Welcome to the team.

Wut.

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So... what was the point of this thread?

To create content suited to Memes & Games that would harbor enough attention to be noticed and liked by the community, being bumped to the front page and increasing my page statistics on upvotes.

So you're upvote farming? Really?

You're right. I forgot one important thing: nerf Yasuo. There we go.

Can I leave now?

I won't force you to stay, but if you do I Garen-tee a good time.

You should never make a post like this again.

Agreed.

You shouldn't even post this as you're typing it.

Hey, you may be my conscience, but you can't tell me what to do. Besides, I already posted it.

God damn it.

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So... after this, what should I LeeSin for?

Stop, you ruined it.

56 Comments

Thefrostyviking6/1/2017, 1:25:49 PM7 votes

Ahri you serious ._.

You made my eyes bleed.

Altho this isn't really a Brand new way to torment people, it's still very much painful.

Stop least my poor heart will turn to Ashe es.

######I tried

esmelar6/1/2017, 5:42:27 AM4 votes

Volibear "Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun

TyrekGoldenspear6/2/2017, 12:45:50 PM2 votes

Wow you were right. This is a punishment. XD

Imma link jerks on the board this post just to see their reaction. Great read as always.

Skins Project6/1/2017, 2:10:43 PM2 votes

Mell.... I swear to god

######I have a pun..

######But I'm not binding to your will..

######Also! Hi Mira! & Tyrek! & Anyone who might see this post ;D

4th Chiming Lamb6/1/2017, 4:31:08 AM1 votes

Can Tank Bards be in this? Us Tards want involvement!

(Also, mods, my use of "tard" in this manner is not insulting, harassment, or innapropriate satire. Tank + Bard = Tard. It makes for a pun. There are at least three posts going around within the last 24 hours that use retarded/autistic as insults. I'll submit a ticket tomorrow looking forward to an explanation as to why those can stay but my Bard pun can't. Or, the mod that took it down [you know who you are] could explain why they took that down and not anything that's actually insulting, harassment, or inappropriate satire. Good day!)

Somnitsu6/17/2017, 8:12:57 PM1 votes

Ahri really going to encourage him with replies? I Garen tee it'll only get worse if you do. There will be like a Zilean puns, it'll be an Aatrox ity, stop it, stop it now, Rammus?

50000000000000006/1/2017, 5:27:34 AM1 votes

How do I become a PUNisher?

Dárk Magician6/1/2017, 3:26:26 PM1 votes

guess its just time to ga-run away now

Velzard of Koz6/1/2017, 5:48:59 PM1 votes

The PUNISHMENT is a system in place to properly take care of players on the Boards who do not abide to the Terms of Service and the Punnoner's Code of League of Legos.

Brand I only read Terms of Searvice

mrgiraffeweevil6/16/2017, 3:43:16 AM1 votes

Well, now that this thread has been made, its time for my Blitzcrank krieg of puns. Dont look so Vladimir , these puns have only started. Ahri ready to start? Good, then let the puns begin! I Shen tence you to LeeSin to my Jhinuine puns, and Alistar at all day are these boards, so I have all the time in the world. I know exZacly what to type to tickle your funny bone.