Introducing "THE PUN-ISHMENT"

Melledoneus··29 votes·1,774 views

What is the PUNISHMENT?

The PUNISHMENT is a system in place to properly take care of players on the Boards who do not abide to the Terms of Service and the Punnoner's Code of League of Legos.

How strict are you with these policies?

VERY strict. We do not TALL-erate so much as making short jokes.

What kind of punishment do you guys dish out?

The worst. Water BOARD-ing is only the beginning.

How do I help eradicate the heretics?

First, take care of their leader, Heretic Lunari. Then, you find and extermin8 the last of them armed with HereTICK poison and HAIRetic thinner.

I don't understand. What the heck is going on here?

We are ushering in a new age of PUNderstanding. PUNishment must be passed down to those who would seek to disrupt PUNanity.

What if I don't like puns?

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Why are you holding me hostage here?

I am not holding you here. You simply cannot look away. You must keep reading.

Please, let me go!

There is no respite for you here. You will keep reading and be obliged until you submit.

I preferred the puns, please stop this!

Gnar-ly! Your initiaShen is complete. Welcome to the team.

Wut.

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So... what was the point of this thread?

To create content suited to Memes & Games that would harbor enough attention to be noticed and liked by the community, being bumped to the front page and increasing my page statistics on upvotes.

So you're upvote farming? Really?

You're right. I forgot one important thing: nerf Yasuo. There we go.

Can I leave now?

I won't force you to stay, but if you do I Garen-tee a good time.

You should never make a post like this again.

Agreed.

You shouldn't even post this as you're typing it.

Hey, you may be my conscience, but you can't tell me what to do. Besides, I already posted it.

God damn it.

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So... after this, what should I LeeSin for?

Stop, you ruined it.

56 Comments

Thefrostyviking7 votes

Ahri you serious ._.

You made my eyes bleed.

Altho this isn't really a Brand new way to torment people, it's still very much painful.

Stop least my poor heart will turn to Ashe es.

######I tried

Melledoneus2 votes

A good start. But you need more... enthusiasm. Jax it up a notch.

Thefrostyviking3 votes

You ask for more!?

I shall Taliyah you more! Even if it's Draven me crazy.

I Garen -tee you it's something to remember.

It might only be a few amongst a Zil-eon Zilean

I won't beTalon you any false one's.

An enemy has been Swain , because they lacked Vi Sion .

EZZyEzreal victorViktor y.

Ah this has gone too far, i feel like it will DragonShyvana forever, an endless cycle of Trundleing around.

I don't want to do this Annie more ;_;

Melledoneus3 votes

I knew you would show your face eventually you conniving bastard. Draw.

Lightly touches banana in holster

The Ender Cobra3 votes

Someone downvoted me I'm sad

q3fogWe6LF1 votes

I upvoted you! ^_^

The Ender Cobra3 votes

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0413/epic-hugs-friends-LOTR.gif I know people thought my Thor gif thing was just going to be a fad But I'm sticking with it till league dies

Melledoneus3 votes

You're gonna be here a while, then.

esmelar4 votes

Volibear "Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun

Melledoneus3 votes

"The unoriginality Ezreal with this one."

-Dark Vader, aboard the Enterprise in Doctor Who

Velzard of Koz3 votes

I liked that episode of Doctor Who, finally they reached Mordor and the Season's storyarc of defeating Voldemort by destroying his Iron Throne ended. And the twist with Katniss being actually Eragon the whole time and space was breathtaking.

Skins Project2 votes

Mell.... I swear to god

######I have a pun..

######But I'm not binding to your will..

######Also! Hi Mira! & Tyrek! & Anyone who might see this post ;D

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

######Hi!

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######HI!

Melledoneus1 votes

######You will succumb!

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Mell... What did zed do to you

######NO you will succumb!

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

######Hi Project

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######Hi Tyrek! (CALLED IT)

mrgiraffeweevil1 votes

Hi Project

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LATE!

######Hi Giraff

mrgiraffeweevil1 votes

SORRY

hi project

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YOU BETTER BE!

######I love you :0

mrgiraffeweevil1 votes

I AM

I love you too ;)

Skins Project2 votes

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TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Wow you were right. This is a punishment. XD

Imma link jerks on the board this post just to see their reaction. Great read as always.

4th Chiming Lamb1 votes

Can Tank Bards be in this? Us Tards want involvement!

(Also, mods, my use of "tard" in this manner is not insulting, harassment, or innapropriate satire. Tank + Bard = Tard. It makes for a pun. There are at least three posts going around within the last 24 hours that use retarded/autistic as insults. I'll submit a ticket tomorrow looking forward to an explanation as to why those can stay but my Bard pun can't. Or, the mod that took it down [you know who you are] could explain why they took that down and not anything that's actually insulting, harassment, or inappropriate satire. Good day!)

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How do I become a PUNisher?

Melledoneus9 votes

Find Heretic Lunari and bring me an eyelash.

Velzard of Koz5 votes

This quest is bugged, it doesn't show her location on the map tracker.

Melledoneus4 votes

Fool. Use the Pokedex.

Velzard of Koz3 votes

I haven't found her yet so her data are not in the Dex yet. What Route does she appear the most on?

Melledoneus3 votes

That one with the bidoofs and poochyenas.

Masterofchaos9991 votes

Who's eyelash? Does it need to be human?

FatedSaviour1 votes

i found it

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (---------------(O)--------------)

the picture got taken in a really bad pose and the eyelash straightened,

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

Name yourself Frank Castle.

Dárk Magician1 votes

guess its just time to ga-run away now

Velzard of Koz1 votes

The PUNISHMENT is a system in place to properly take care of players on the Boards who do not abide to the Terms of Service and the Punnoner's Code of League of Legos.

Brand I only read Terms of Searvice

mrgiraffeweevil1 votes

Well, now that this thread has been made, its time for my Blitzcrank krieg of puns. Dont look so Vladimir , these puns have only started. Ahri ready to start? Good, then let the puns begin! I Shen tence you to LeeSin to my Jhinuine puns, and Alistar at all day are these boards, so I have all the time in the world. I know exZacly what to type to tickle your funny bone.

Somnitsu1 votes

Ahri really going to encourage him with replies? I Garen tee it'll only get worse if you do. There will be like a Zilean puns, it'll be an Aatrox ity, stop it, stop it now, Rammus?

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