Whenever I'm losing an argument...

Melledoneus··21 votes·1,713 views

WBML: But if Shen is a tank and tanks have lots of CC why does he only have one form of CC?

Melledoneus: Uh...

Sweat bead appears on head (Shit, he has me cornered. I did not expect this much resistance. I must break out my ultimate technique!)

Melledoneus: ...OLD MEMES!

WBML: What-

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WBML: What is... what are you doing-?

Melledoneus: THROW RANDOM SHIT ON THE GROUND-JUTSU!

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49 Comments

Malicious Metal10 votes

The Shen changes were for the better, his Win rate increased by 2%.

How do you explain THAT?

Marshbouy4 votes

water fire air earth fucking shen buffs how do they work

JRobin311 votes

Easy, the person writing the patch note on Shen did it wrong (three errors in the actual patch note itself). And then all the players who only played Shen because they thought he was good thought Shen was now bad. That left players that actually knew how to play Shen.

Shen win rate increased.

Also Shen was not that popular anyways so the win rate was probably already plus or minus 2%.

oops! I think I made a logical argument on M&G... what have I done!?!

Melledoneus5 votes

It's a conspiracy. All of it. Launch the missiles, we're doomed anyway.

ChaoticPinecone1 votes

Logical? Thats a whole lot of "ifs". First youre saying IF Riot wrote the patch notes wrong (????? How often does this actually happen?). Then IF people who thought he was good stopped playing him (Who actually thought Shen was good aside from those who are actually good at him?). Then IF people who know how to Shen still play him.

Then you decide to say that +/- 2% is normal, which can be true but probably isnt. If +/- 2% was normal, we would see that 4% in variance week-to-week on multiple champions under 7% pickrate (which is 80 champions). We generally dont see those 80 champions go from 46% winrate to 50% winrate overnight with absolutely no changes, much less a "nerf". A 6% pickrate might not be much, but remember thats still thousands of games analyzed.

Or we can just admit that it was a Shen buff. His ult shield got nerfed, sure, but its on a much lower cooldown. I mean, whats the strength of his ult? Is it the strength of the shield or the fact that its global? Many champions can shield you, but only Shen can do it from anywhere and gets the global teleport along with it. Having that global presence up half a minute sooner is pretty big and gives you more opportunities to impact the map (and in this fiesta of a season, having smaller-but-more-frequent-opportunities probably gives you more of an advantage than big-opportunities-on-longer-cooldowns). Plus, his E width isnt anything to scoff at, and his Q buff is just icing on the cake.

Melledoneus2 votes

Welcome to Memes & Games. Your attitude is currently of Gameplay Boards scum. Prepare to be assimilated.

Troll for Trump1 votes

Shen's pickrate wasn't that high, even when he was "fotm"

People don't like playing him

Bottom Laner5 votes

item 3022 item 3116 There. Now he has 2 forms of cc!

DuskDaUmbreon3 votes

Simple. He's a utility tank. And he's got a slow, as well. c:

Melledoneus2 votes

I can't believe nobody is curious what WBML stands for.

######Hint: It stands for Wannabe Meme Lord.

Lauchmelder1 votes

Patience is key. I just had to wait until you made it clear muahaha.

Melledoneus3 votes

Drat...

...I'm out of things to throw at the ground.

EvanThomas1 votes

Looks like I need a name change.

Melledoneus1 votes

Go for it. Before it's taken.

50000000000000001 votes

I figured it was something something Meme Lord.

GrReaper961 votes

Hmm you know what it does make sense sure he has a dodge zone bu- HEYEYEYEYE I SAY HEY WHATS GOING ON

crippler381 votes

Because another thing tanks do is protect their team. Shen has 2 forms of crowd control (one being a hard cc) and 2 forms of allied damage mitigation (taunt and dodge zone).

Combined the taunt and dodge zone create a situation where auto attack based enemies cannot harm your allies for quite a long time.

I tried to help you melle, I tried.

Melledoneus2 votes

But in the end, you have made true to your name and crippled me.

Et tu, Crippler? Hast thou forsaken me?

crippler381 votes

Oh how could I forsake you Melle? Your loyalty to the shen cult puts you on a high tier for people I enjoy reading on the boards.

I do so love it when people enjoy their mains you see.

Melledoneus1 votes

See, it's not really a cult if I'm its only member, you see.

#BECAUSE NOBODY GETS THEIR FILTHY HANDS ON SHENPAI BUT ME.

crippler381 votes

I thought everyone was surrounded by multiple little shens for their hp and shields were shens who would go away after a bit though, thus making everyone get their hands on a shenpai.

Melledoneus1 votes

Well, they all belong to me. ALL OF THEM.

Mira Arya Enthe1 votes

Sounds like how most the well known boards members deflect.

Melledoneus2 votes

You're one of the well known boards members, so watch what you say about the Fellowship of the Memes.

Mira Arya Enthe1 votes

I'm only well known for pissing everyone off XD

Melledoneus1 votes

I'm scared to go to a LeagueCon because there are many people on these Boards who would love to punch me in real life.

I've pissed off more people on these Boards than anyone else has.

Mira Arya Enthe1 votes

Somehow I doubt that, you are a beloved memester. While I just post gameplay posts. But whatever the case I would hug protect you, I know martial arts ;P

Melledoneus2 votes

Meh. If my already intimidating appearance (I have the next stage of resting b*tch face: resting "fuck off" face) is not enough to stave them off, then my mastery of Hokuto Shinken shall assist me.

"Omae wa mou shindeiru."

Although I'm curious, what kind of martial arts? Please tell me it's Wing Chun!

Mira Arya Enthe1 votes

Nope. Another form of Wushu though only a year, as well as Okinawa Shuri Ryu several years and some MMA training on the side. Right now all I do is Cage fitness and my landscaping work to keep in shape so my bank job doesn't get me out of shape. One of my parents was police and the other was a master gymnast so I got both the fitness and self defense from them.

I honestly have recently fallen in love with archery and western swordsmanship however. So if I get into another martial art it might be hema since I already have some depth in eastern arts.

To be honest though, I get uncomfortable in a dojo for personal reasons. So recently it is mostly just meh.

Melledoneus1 votes

I've been wanting to learn either Wing Chun or be formally trained in the use of a broadsword. Either would be kick-ass, but finding the time to do it is difficult.

Mira Arya Enthe1 votes

I highly, highly recommend finding the time. I think few things in life are better for a person mentally, physically and emotionally than practicing a martial art of some kind. The eastern arts are currently more favorable as there are actual schools with structure and traditions. But western martial arts are beautiful and just as powerful.

Chromatic Eagle2 votes

So what you're saying is, you're a real life Riven main?

Mira Arya Enthe1 votes

I mean. I suppose o.O! I'd need to be a bit more exiled. I do roleplay as Riven elsewhere and have a 75% W/R on her in norms(I only play Shyvana in Ranked)

Chromatic Eagle1 votes

Would explain the toxicity Kappa

Lord Galvatron1 votes

Don't worry, just stick with me. I'm 6'4 and row for UC Davis.

Melledoneus1 votes

Damn, you're almost as tall as an edgy Japanese teenager who uses a muscular Aztec punch ghost to win his invisible battles.

Lord Galvatron1 votes

Did you hear about the live action movie that they are making about me? :D

Melledoneus1 votes

I heard they were making a movie where strangely feminine men engage in intense staring contests randomly getting injured.

Lord Galvatron1 votes

I want to say you are referencing the new Baywatch but I reeealy don't know.

Melledoneus1 votes

Yare yare daze.

Automated Riven3 votes

idk.. more often then not I agree with you. But I generally dont have a raging hardon to defy reason to suit my purposes.

50000000000000001 votes

TBH he might as well be a Diver/Warden hybrid at this point, with Diver being his primary role.

q3fogWe6LF1 votes

I love you.

Chromatic Eagle1 votes

To be fair, if Sion is a tank, and they're not supposed to do so much damage, why does he?

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