Oh boy, finally got a chest! Don't get a ton of those one tricking Mordekaiser!

Malicious Metal·Jul 6, 2017·149 votes·6,610 views

https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/33468053/mshard.jpg

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Screw you too Riot...

81 Comments

OtterlyLostJul 6, 201759 votes

I still remember opening a chest, getting a shard for old galio, going,"Eh, I don't really want him" and then trying to reroll for another champ... and it still gave me Galio. ;_;

ChaosThiefJul 6, 201739 votes

Riot: you wanted Galio. Not some other champion.

I Main SwainJul 6, 201729 votes

there is nothing else. there is no love, no hate, no joy, no sorrow, only Galio

Malicious MetalJul 6, 201728 votes

Well, there used to be the Sentinel's Sorrow.

UnboundHadesJul 7, 20174 votes

whos your main its hard to tell with your name

Ionian VulpixJul 6, 201720 votes

Once I got 3 Perseus Pantheon shards from chests. Rerolled them and got Perseus Pantheon.

I don't even own Pantheon and didn't like him the one time I tried him.

Sraeg2013Jul 6, 201717 votes

That's Riot's way of saying "Use that fucking skin already."

Ionian VulpixJul 6, 20175 votes

I hate playing melee fighters though and refuse to play top lane.

Andrey0345Jul 6, 20173 votes

But you have to.

Sraeg2013Jul 6, 201712 votes

Ha! As if you were given a choice.

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.86909981.7599/flat,800x800,075,t.jpg

RomtheguyJul 6, 20172 votes

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButThouMust

RikariJul 6, 20173 votes

Rito will make you play Pantheon one way or another. Remember when they wanted Janna popular,so they made her free for 6 weeks in a row. Submit before they get serious.

HmagamerJul 6, 201714 votes

Oh the IRONy.

Electro522Jul 7, 20174 votes

https://i.imgflip.com/ve4fu.jpg

Falcon Of DeathJul 6, 20178 votes

there are 3 champions I do not have any mastery with ( i have 500+ total mastery across all other champs)

renekton lulu and varus

i have 4 permanent renekton skins from this shit

WerdxJul 6, 20177 votes

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https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/33468053/mshard.jpg

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Screw you too Riot...

Bought Veigar for IP,day after got Veigar in chest.

Cried all day long.

Skins ProjectJul 6, 20176 votes

mah friend had a chest & key.

We were all bugging him 2 open it.

He said, "ok right after i buy the thing from the shop"

He bought spirit guard udyr..

Guess what he got from the chest.

##You bet, URGOT!!!!

######(nahhhhh it was Spirit Guard Udyr)

UnboundHadesJul 7, 20172 votes

urgot would of been better

RainbowIceeJul 7, 20172 votes

with how often champion shards come out i'd save your IP to buy rune pages or something.. oh wait... uhmmm damn. What to do with IP now...

3TWarriorJul 7, 20172 votes

try out the other champions in the roster that take a year to come onto the free rotation?

goes to aram

meets a random(no idea if real name or not) name: Aram only Mages

well, at least it would have been an honest player XD

TTK DreadnoughtJul 6, 20175 votes

that's hilarious. however. i feel your pain as a million mastery illaoi myself.

i still need to practice morde. lol

3TWarriorJul 7, 20173 votes

two Illaoi walk into a bar

they then proceed to beat the bar until it is a piece of scrap metal

the joke is: others are weak!

Bob the ToastrJul 6, 20175 votes

If you don't already have mastery level 7 that could be useful. Otherwise rip.

LauchmelderJul 6, 201725 votes

As if MM wouldn't already be mastery 99 if it got that far.

Malicious MetalJul 6, 201730 votes

https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/33468864/mmorde.jpg Pretty much.

kasfasJul 6, 20178 votes

0_0

Do... Do you even... sleep?

Andrey0345Jul 6, 20177 votes

Well, if you play Mordekaiser only... still don't sleep I guess...

Hella KaiserJul 6, 20178 votes

Sleep is for the weak

kasfasJul 7, 20175 votes

Well, see he isn't a sion main. The appropriate response there would be "Rest is for the living."

Mordekaiser can't use this because it isn't his quote.

Hella KaiserJul 7, 20172 votes

This whole "rest is for the living" thing is highly overrated

AlmightyJul 6, 20176 votes

Do you even real life?

Almighty.

RikariJul 6, 201721 votes

How do you spell your name wrong

Pierce The VealJul 6, 201713 votes

{quoted}

How do you spell your name wrong

Who knows,

Dcraomta

5000000000000000Jul 7, 201710 votes

I know the feeling

500000000000000.

Pierce The VealJul 7, 20178 votes

{quoted}

I know the feeling

500000000000000.

How do I type to you while in game?

/w 5000000000000 hey what's up?

"No such summoner in friendlist"

Hmmm

/w 5000000000000000 hey what's up?

"No such summoner in friendlist"

Fuuuuuuuuuck.

5000000000000000Jul 7, 20171 votes

My friends usually just ask me to message them first so they can /r me. Alternatively, you can alt+tab and go to the client, then message from there. Any new messages received still show in game.

(Also, the second one is actually correct. You just don't have me added :p)

Pierce The VealJul 7, 20172 votes

{quoted}

My friends usually just ask me to message them first so they can /r me. Alternatively, you can alt+tab and go to the client, then message from there. Any new messages received still show in game.

(Also, the second one is actually correct. You just don't have me added :p)

I mean sure, but it doesn't change the fact that it's inpossibru to message you from the client without trying like 20 times.

Skins ProjectJul 6, 20173 votes

I'm disappointed...

Your not playing enough...

Back when u broke mill http://imgur.com/a/j7bJC

AND NOW???? http://imgur.com/a/7YBbj

... SOMEONE BEAT YOU!!!

ElikainJul 7, 20175 votes

#What's better than a Mordekaiser?

#Two Mordekaisers.

LyndrisJul 6, 20174 votes

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/430/877/271.gif

######i send the feels tho

Solari FortuneJul 6, 20174 votes

One does not escape the Hue

RaiyzaJul 6, 20174 votes

I got elementalist lux from one.

I Main SwainJul 6, 20172 votes

lol the very first one i got was for swain

Tails9016Jul 6, 20172 votes

I mean, if you get past his bugs, he's really strong(I don't know how many times I've failed to get a kill because my abilities missed when they were right on top of someone)

RookPusherJul 6, 20172 votes

Actually laughed. +1

KairoptraJul 6, 20172 votes

I mean, it is a shard; just wait until you get two more and then reroll. That's how I buy new champions: buy champion shards with IP and reroll once I get three. If you're not into that, just disenchant it for essence.

Poolparty SauronJul 7, 20172 votes

laughs in Riot

Cornerstone1Jul 7, 20172 votes

Lol, tough luck mate, I feel your pain.

sej twenJul 7, 20171 votes

since you're a mordekaiser onetrick, could you answer this for me please, what lanes can mordekaiser play in effectively?

Malicious MetalJul 7, 20172 votes

Top is his most consistent role. Mid he's one of the best counterpicks against Assassins and some burst mages. Bot lane he requires an actual support who knows how to play with Morde.

Jungle Morde mains still live in 2015